FRAILER57 - Posted - 07/17/2015:  21:51:58

I'm broker than a fat kid on a hotwheel trike

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2015:  04:06:00

anyone can do it,,watch,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,OUCHY!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2015:  07:17:37

Don't rush me - I work at half speed today

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2015:  11:47:46

No,,It was in the winter of 5:30PM

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2015:  16:45:26

I'm like an idiot savant without the savant part. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2015:  17:12:35

Well,my brother left here 15 minuits ago,so yes,I'm not going either.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2015:  17:52:49

We better get outta Dodge fast

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2015:  18:55:49

Under my clothes I am stark naked. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/19/2015:  01:56:40

What's the difference between stark naked,and just naked?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2015:  10:30:16

This was my palindromic 49094 post. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2015:  12:46:31

Not counting posts anymore - after 100 I get bored

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2015:  14:16:33

Not sure if he's bored or blasé. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/20/2015:  02:39:07

Hillbilly tool box = screwdriver,pair of pliers,ball pien hammer

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2015:  04:43:54

Those rabbits are procreating like, well, rabbits.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/20/2015:  06:53:34

Who wins anything if the odds are 0 to 0??

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/20/2015:  19:27:55

Pointless comment here.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2015:  20:43:06

In Kansas it's so flat that if you stand on a beer bottle and look far off, you can see the back of your head....

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2015:  03:47:03

no mon,no fun,your son,,,,,,
to bad,so sad,your dad

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2015:  10:40:10

We are not accepting any more applications.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2015:  13:50:24

DANG IT!!!,,,Will you just please wait a minute?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2015:  14:11:56

Thank you for calling, all of our technicians are busy right now. Your call will be answered in the order it was received. The estimated wait time is seven days, four hours and fifty three minutes.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2015:  16:29:42

BUT,BUT,BUT,,You don't understand!

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2015:  19:23:34

NOW you tell me I shouldn't retire til I'm HOW OLD?!?

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/22/2015:  02:11:27

The spot they gave us on the agenda was in between Merle Haggard and Kiss.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2015:  05:28:49

I got in trouble for actually driving on a golf course.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/22/2015:  06:05:09

Just where is "the middle of next week"?
And how hard would my Mama have to slap me to get me there?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2015:  06:37:27

Please place your phones on mute. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2015:  08:24:30

No,not me, I was on holidays

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/23/2015:  09:13:52

Just Stop it,,do ya hear?,,JUST STOP IT!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2015:  17:48:39

That's not a tuba, it's a euphonium. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/24/2015:  03:34:56

He used a 12 lb. tuna fish,3 feet of nylon rope,and an old glass door knob.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2015:  07:09:28

I'm pretty sure I'm certain about that.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/25/2015:  02:24:04

Well,believe it or not,,I'm Is

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2015:  04:25:19

My brother is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/25/2015:  04:52:20

Is it big,large,little,or small,,,who can tell?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2015:  06:10:49

I'd have to kill you if I tell you. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/25/2015:  06:46:07

Ohh!! That's a very bad attitude!

eagleisland - Posted - 07/25/2015:  10:01:09

I can't believe that a thread originally intended to take my post count to 8000 is still alive and well.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2015:  12:05:29

I was getting skip on my CB last night

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/25/2015:  12:48:32

I saw something yesterday with my own two eyes,,now I can't remember what it was.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2015:  07:19:05

It's a question of mind over matter: I've lost mind mind but it doesn't really matter. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/26/2015:  08:11:48

WOAH,,Dobbin,we're here,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2015:  08:13:25

Another one bites the dust. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/26/2015:  14:52:18

Starkle Starkle Little Twink
Who in the heck you are I think

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2015:  15:05:13

It's finger lickin' good!

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2015:  18:03:37

Chenfrucky Tied Kicken

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/27/2015:  03:29:11

Once upon a time ago there was,,there was,,,,there

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2015:  13:08:46

I wonder how long he can stay up there.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/27/2015:  14:50:59

An old apple is still not very coherent.