OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2020:  11:31:51

My only exercise is jumping to conclusions

Gumbograss - Posted - 07/10/2020:  11:50:28

It's raining if your windows are down.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2020:  17:19:35

Nice etude

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2020:  06:31:11

She has huge tracts of land.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2020:  06:33:09

The smell of someone frying chicken

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2020:  08:22:18

It needs more salt

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2020:  10:33:52

He's upstairs helping Porcelain make the bed.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2020:  12:02:40

There are several reasons not to do this

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2020:  16:00:13

The kind the drug stores sell

DC5 - Posted - 07/12/2020:  05:42:35

Remember what the Dormouse said.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/12/2020:  06:08:48

And with two bungees for an outhouse.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2020:  08:21:52

Picks up the rice at the church

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/13/2020:  03:42:39

Tic Tac patty wack for a win.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2020:  03:50:59

See, you’re sounding smarter already

DC5 - Posted - 07/13/2020:  06:05:06

Why does this old man keep playing knick knack on all my stuff?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2020:  08:11:40

Screaming Brussel Sprouts

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/14/2020:  03:37:08

Nutrition with seven boulders from the sea shore.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2020:  03:45:05

Then she said, “That’s not my dog”

DC5 - Posted - 07/14/2020:  05:29:12

Infinity is over rated.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2020:  05:46:37

Don't tell me to question authority

DC5 - Posted - 07/15/2020:  05:28:29

Out of the fog and into the smog.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2020:  05:42:03

Must be air trapped in the lines

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2020:  09:12:52

Sleeping in is just another sign of geezerhood

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2020:  09:41:18

I guess I should have kept a copy for my records

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/15/2020:  15:41:11

Borders are turning upside down with mayo.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2020:  17:01:43

Scratch that

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2020:  17:05:39

Ice cream castles in the air

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2020:  17:07:24

Another one bites the dust

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2020:  17:09:26

We’re captive on a carousel of time

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2020:  17:12:34

Please make sure you get a couple of things

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2020:  21:22:55

Just a road musician, to the taverns he would go

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2020:  02:56:49

The heat is on

DC5 - Posted - 07/16/2020:  05:43:01

The one who dies with the most posts wins.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/16/2020:  06:26:58

Blow up yer TV, throw away yer papers

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2020:  06:49:00

My dog is not barking

Gumbograss - Posted - 07/17/2020:  05:42:17

I need to sharpen my pencil.

DC5 - Posted - 07/17/2020:  05:49:53

My cat is not barking

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2020:  06:00:04

It’s covered under warranty

Gumbograss - Posted - 07/17/2020:  06:02:50

I broke my knife blade prying open an old tin of pipe tobacco.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2020:  06:10:27

The lady is a tramp

Gumbograss - Posted - 07/17/2020:  06:24:41

Let me tell you what I think about that.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/17/2020:  06:43:27

If at fist you don’t Fricassee, fry, fry, a Hen

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2020:  03:13:02

Dang, another cabbage has escaped

DC5 - Posted - 07/18/2020:  05:17:45

Ban shredded cheese, make America grate again.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/18/2020:  07:10:09

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal Lobotomy

Woodnwire - Posted - 07/18/2020:  07:18:11

If it's neither here nor there than that must be where I am right now. Maybe.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2020:  11:26:06

We need more milk

DC5 - Posted - 07/19/2020:  06:28:46

Another tequila sunrise

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2020:  07:35:28

There’s always that