OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2019:  09:05:10

Your lip seems to be caught in my zipper

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2019:  12:27:08

Does that mean No you will,,or Yes you won't?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2019:  18:10:48

Let me down easy

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/28/2019:  04:17:25

Sounds of Alice before the great bee fight.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2019:  04:18:59

Already they want tax money!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2019:  07:57:51

Lawnmower rebellion is brewing

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2019:  04:04:38

Now Mr. Barnabas Sackett, you shall meet your doom,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2019:  11:45:48

I’m not calling you a liar, but you’re not telling the truth

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2019:  04:01:11

Must you always say that

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/30/2019:  08:15:28

No it’s cool, you can plug into my cantaloupe

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2019:  08:48:38

I’ll be haunting the same old places

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/30/2019:  08:53:23

These boots were made for sleeping

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/31/2019:  03:50:52

His left arm has taken you for Mr. Henry.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2019:  04:19:02

I need a seven letter word for an irritating person beginning with “as”

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/31/2019 04:19:23

J e f f - Posted - 05/31/2019:  16:16:11

Good luck with that, Dude.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2019:  16:18:09

This isn’t going to help either of us

J e f f - Posted - 05/31/2019:  19:20:12

It'll be fine. Your finger will grow back.

J e f f - Posted - 05/31/2019:  19:23:02

You can't do that. You're too ugly.

J e f f - Posted - 05/31/2019:  19:28:09

I've got some good news but you're not going to like it.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/31/2019:  19:45:48

The ham string was jogging and flogging.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2019:  04:06:44

You must be kidding

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/02/2019:  05:27:45

Ripping and a sawing for fun...

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2019:  03:42:18

I used to procrastinate but I don’t have time anymore

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2019:  14:00:20

Walk lively there Mate. I'd not want the Captain "a"thinkin'
that I'v been to light on you swabbys.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2019:  03:31:44

Useless as a screen door on a submarine

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2019:  03:12:07

Did you ever see such a thing?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2019:  03:56:08

I didn’t like the second opinion either

DC5 - Posted - 06/05/2019:  05:24:45

Bumper crop of weeds this year.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2019:  11:38:58

We're going in for another round of abuse

Knows Picker - Posted - 06/05/2019:  11:41:51

Lets go round and round about some topic that has nothing at all to do with banjos.

Knows Picker - Posted - 06/05/2019:  11:42:17

Maybe even have a heated argument.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2019:  14:14:48

Someone's arguing with themselves again

J e f f - Posted - 06/05/2019:  18:53:50

Weewee?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2019:  20:40:45

I'll be tying some shoelaces together to use as a banjo strap

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/06/2019:  01:41:42

Has one two many pee ponds till dawn.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2019:  03:05:44

Don’t make me come back there

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/06/2019:  16:14:04

Old tomatoes taste best if you throw them

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2019:  02:51:11

Maybe we can negotiate

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/07/2019:  03:48:11

Wanted for hairy transport violations till Sam and Betty.

DC5 - Posted - 06/07/2019:  04:46:37

ventriloquists get paid to argue with themselves

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/07/2019:  08:42:55

When I built the Empire State Building....

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2019:  12:58:23

Let me explain

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2019:  07:58:13

the hole in my donut is healing up

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/09/2019:  04:19:52

The qualified empty space for no reason at all.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2019:  03:45:30

I was almost on time

Doc Ivory - Posted - 06/10/2019:  04:01:39

To the moon Alice

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2019:  04:05:21

Startling and dramatic gastric distress

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/11/2019:  04:06:53

No..we don't go there anymore

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2019:  04:30:42

Oh please, do tell...