Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/29/2022:  10:48:03

Anyone living within their means suffers from lack of imagination

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2022:  11:31:35

Too many farmers won’t let you sleep in their barns

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/01/2023:  06:33:37

Ask me no secrets, I’ll tell you no lies

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2023:  15:34:47

That Hughes kid has moves up his arse

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/02/2023:  05:33:04

When’s the last time this filter was cleaned?

Eric-Johnson - Posted - 01/02/2023:  05:37:17

I cut this board twice and it's still too short

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/02/2023:  11:13:58

Frostbite is a chilling experience

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2023:  19:54:19

Twelve ain’t no baker’s dozen

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/04/2023:  06:12:15

She's a heartbreaker that’s for sure

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/04/2023 06:12:32

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2023:  22:18:43

Pat Brady never had a Jeep repair manual

DC5 - Posted - 01/06/2023:  07:08:54

The moon men landing on the Earth was faked.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/06/2023:  10:18:11

Can someone explain this?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/06/2023 10:18:50

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2023:  13:06:34

My feet are right and left

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/08/2023:  05:06:46

Always put your best foot forward

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2023:  03:52:38

Don’t cross the border if you’re frozen

DC5 - Posted - 01/10/2023:  06:41:26

Still on this side of the grass.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2023:  11:17:48

Mowing lawns is a losing game

DC5 - Posted - 01/10/2023:  13:27:43

Let me know when I get here.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/11/2023:  14:35:54

My wife made me join a bridge club…….I jump off next Tuesday

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2023:  19:27:31

Paper is on its way out

DC5 - Posted - 01/12/2023:  05:31:13

An IPad will never replace toilet paper.

JohnMoore8 - Posted - 01/12/2023:  06:17:15

When boiled, orange peels give off a certain taste that I just can't get enough of.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2023:  06:39:16

Tanning booths produce orange men

DC5 - Posted - 01/12/2023:  12:05:09

I don't understand how i keep getting calls on my cell phone when nobody knows I'm here.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/12/2023:  15:51:38

I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it, just in case there’s a salad dressing

DC5 - Posted - 01/13/2023:  06:23:36

I thought about it, but then decided not to.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/13/2023:  15:20:23

Vampires aren’t real, unless you Count Dracula

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2023:  22:54:43

A lace without an aglet is just worthless string

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/14/2023:  05:16:31

Would a paper airplane that can’t fly be considered…..Stationary?

DC5 - Posted - 01/14/2023:  12:48:29

Palindrome 22422

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/16/2023:  04:43:04

That wasn’t nearly as difficult as I thought

DC5 - Posted - 01/16/2023:  06:36:17

Too avoid hangovers, don't stop drinking.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/16/2023:  11:08:43

Go with your first instinct

DC5 - Posted - 01/18/2023:  05:32:44

My elbows were given to me as a birthday present.

Earl-Picker - Posted - 01/18/2023:  05:51:42

Dogs dont scare me, black and white cartoons do

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/18/2023:  07:12:13

Give me three steps mister and you’ll never see me no more

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2023:  07:49:45

Give thine knees to the needy

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/19/2023:  06:12:28

I heard your sister is back in town

DC5 - Posted - 01/19/2023:  07:21:30

Have I shown you my Pride and Joy?

My Pride and Joy

 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2023:  23:05:21

Gingerbread doesn’t toast very well

DC5 - Posted - 01/20/2023:  06:22:49

Is the alphabet in that order because of the song?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/21/2023:  05:22:24

What exactly is a Yankee Doodle Dandy?

DC5 - Posted - 01/21/2023:  12:14:31

I can get to the center of a Tootsie pop in only 3 licks.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2023:  17:06:01

Never mind your advice - I know everything

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/22/2023:  07:17:16

I blame it on gravity

DC5 - Posted - 01/22/2023:  13:53:19

I thought of something really clever to post here last night, but I can't remember it.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/22/2023:  14:41:00

Ahhhhh yes, my golden years

DC5 - Posted - 01/23/2023:  05:04:48

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/23/2023:  07:22:43

Let’s just put all of this behind us