OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2014:  19:24:06

I guess that was poison ivy after all

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2014:  20:59:00

Why's everybody always pickin' on me

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2014:  13:54:11

Let's not and say we did. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/24/2014:  03:33:46

Your elders will always be older than you.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2014:  04:10:13

Fuzzy green mold on the sour cream. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/24/2014:  07:32:08

ZOOM!! What in the world was that?!!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2014:  10:23:14

The train has left the station. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/24/2014:  10:41:37

Drive a big ol' Cadillac with wire wheels,,got rhinestones on the spokes

morgensd - Posted - 06/25/2014:  03:49:03

Wherever you go, there you are

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/25/2014:  03:57:56

I got credit at the jokes and my barber tells me grocery store

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2014:  08:25:23

I had an itch!

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/26/2014:  03:53:24

Did you just play F#m when you should have played Gbm?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2014:  03:56:06

Doctor, I think we've removed the wrong leg.

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/26/2014:  17:17:51

Zipping through the forest with the curdling fleas...

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2014:  17:57:38

And now for another disgustingly pandering commercial from our sponsor.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/26/2014:  19:19:35

I'm the number one parking lot
At every supermarket attraction

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/27/2014:  03:40:48

I'm the King of Kansas,Omaha
No thanks City,No thanks a lot

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/27/2014:  03:56:02

Smegma, dogmatagram, fishmarket stew

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2014:  05:01:18

You are not drunk if you can lie on the sidewalk without holding on.

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/28/2014:  13:17:02

Pantomime mixtures of heaven and earth

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2014:  13:21:13

Green fuzz on sour cream

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2014:  18:09:44

He's a walking contradiction,, partly truth and partly fiction

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2014:  18:59:58

Mmmmmmm, that's tasty Scotch. 

FRAILER57 - Posted - 06/28/2014:  22:26:09

Apple Newtons don't taste good with Maker's Mark!! BLECCH!! Bought 'em by mistake

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2014:  08:13:43

Take a look at that!

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2014:  13:18:34

That white line goes on forever

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2014:  16:07:35

I'm not sure what to do next. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/01/2014:  04:01:24

Robert De Niro's Top 10 Practical Forestry Tips.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2014:  04:10:28

Buckle your seatbelts, I'm going to try something.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2014:  09:01:33

Flying j coffee sucks

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2014:  10:36:50

You can say that again.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/04/2014:  05:06:29

A party of rude buffalos and three chilly swans knock on my door.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2014:  07:00:10

I don't want to let Prince Albert out of the can. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2014:  20:47:19

I'm not lettin' the cat out of the bag

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2014:  04:19:04

The vegetables are on the move again and they are heavily armed. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/05/2014:  10:43:22

The note said" Fix your own supper,babe, I've run off with the Fuller Brush man"

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2014:  11:15:12

Your mother is calling you. 

MWBailey - Posted - 07/05/2014:  12:21:16

That ain't all she wrote, but that's all I read.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2014:  13:48:41

Yes, your detergent got my shirt a whiter white, but it was red. 

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/05/2014 13:49:08

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/06/2014:  08:55:46

Tipsy fuddled boozy groggy elevated...

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2014:  14:00:07

I don't remember eating that, I wonder what it tasted like going down. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2014:  14:00:09

Throw another logbook on the fire

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2014:  14:07:29

My wife just turned the central air conditioning on. 

MWBailey - Posted - 07/07/2014:  16:28:08

How To Completely Disrupt Your Cat, by Ewell Gibbons.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2014:  17:38:07

Just make yourself comfortable. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2014:  18:21:08

Don't step on the cat's tail please

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2014:  03:45:29

I can see your house from up here.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/08/2014:  03:58:02

Miley Cyrus's top 5 jaw-dropping road construction tips.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2014:  04:16:21

I don't understand what's so great about the cat's meow.