mbanjo - Posted - 08/08/2013:  14:19:28

Last time I ate here the food was great

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2013:  03:35:55

Guess What,,,,,Batman really does have a utility belt!!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 08/09/2013:  13:09:54

Don't call us, we'll call you.........

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2013:  17:36:25

My scooter won't scoot

mbanjo - Posted - 08/09/2013:  19:35:54

Not all stories have the same ending as this one

FRAILER57 - Posted - 08/09/2013:  20:42:21

Who keeps hiding my eyeglasses on top of my head?

Edited by - FRAILER57 on 08/09/2013 20:42:47

mbanjo - Posted - 08/10/2013:  12:56:10

There is absolutely no cause for alarm, the pilot is just going for help

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/11/2013:  04:19:24

When I get out of this traffic jam,I'm going to hammer this
rig down to 30 MPH and I ain't slowing down for nothing!!

mbanjo - Posted - 08/11/2013:  15:00:11

Do we ever get paid for all this wisdom?

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/12/2013:  10:25:52

Here I sit,with a broken heart
I took 3 "bennies"
And my semi truck won't start

RandyZ - Posted - 08/13/2013:  09:53:33

Just give me weed, whites, and wine~

mbanjo - Posted - 08/13/2013:  14:19:28

Wake me up when we get there!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2013:  08:30:26

Is half dozen any better than six

mbanjo - Posted - 08/14/2013:  14:24:39

Best to stay well way from the woods today.......

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2013:  09:05:01

The tires on my Buick are 16 inch

mbanjo - Posted - 08/16/2013:  16:29:45

Why is snow so darned cold?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 08/16/2013:  22:09:29

Itold my neighbor to keep his mule off my front porch. He says , how'd you know Buck was on your porch? I says, cause she left her apple collection on my porch swing!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/17/2013:  02:21:49

Gone to lunch but it's only breakfast time,,,
meet me at noon for supper

mbanjo - Posted - 08/17/2013:  16:22:52

Make mine a double....on the rocks!

J e f f - Posted - 08/18/2013:  08:12:51

The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.

PM

mbanjo - Posted - 08/18/2013:  15:56:12

Who's turn was it to go and get more beer?

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/19/2013:  03:06:23

The sourkraut was good,,,,,but was it all that sour?

mbanjo - Posted - 08/19/2013:  13:25:21

There is no reasonable explanation I can think of.........

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/20/2013:  02:17:46

Everyone duck,,,here comes the truant officer.

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/20/2013:  03:47:10

Mallard, mallard!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/20/2013:  03:56:32

Mallard?? Well whatta ya know,,that's my duck's name too

mbanjo - Posted - 08/20/2013:  14:39:24

Well.....I'll be a dutchman's uncle!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/21/2013:  05:21:59

that means your niece or nephew was your brother or sisters child

and they were Dutch too

Edited by - banjoscotty on 08/21/2013 05:23:30

mbanjo - Posted - 08/21/2013:  14:08:43

Double Dutch......

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/22/2013:  09:09:18

OH?,,,Twins?

mbanjo - Posted - 08/22/2013:  21:14:04

Just one guy with a split personality.....

FRAILER57 - Posted - 08/23/2013:  00:12:23

chorus:

Ya done stomped upon mah heart

Ya broke it all apart!

Sweetheart, you just sorta

​Stomped on mah aortaaa---------

FRAILER57 - Posted - 08/23/2013:  00:12:33

chorus:

Ya done stomped upon mah heart

Ya broke it all apart!

Sweetheart, you just sorta

​Stomped on mah aortaaa---------

mbanjo - Posted - 08/23/2013:  01:04:34

You ain't seen nothing yet!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/23/2013:  06:16:32

Here we go,,,morning exercises, 1&2&3&4,,1&2&3&4
OK,,WHEWEEE!!! That's enough for now

mbanjo - Posted - 08/23/2013:  14:22:35

As my grandpa always used to say.............................

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/23/2013:  14:49:59

why don't the cows ever come home by themselves

mbanjo - Posted - 08/23/2013:  19:40:53

I've always had a liking for scantily clad milkmaids.....

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/24/2013:  04:04:15

HI-HO OLD PAINT...LET"S GIT WHERE WE AIN"T

mbanjo - Posted - 08/24/2013:  13:17:14

Wear short sleeves.....and support your right to bare arms!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/25/2013:  02:58:36

Alright,you talked me into it,,,,,,you go first

MWBailey - Posted - 08/25/2013:  08:31:24

The problem with being the first to climb to the top of anything is, once you're there, sooner or later you have to come back down, some way or other...

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/25/2013:  08:47:09

When the going get's rough,,The rough get going,,
That leaves me out

mbanjo - Posted - 08/25/2013:  14:28:17

Don't be silly......it can't be loaded......bang!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2013:  01:26:59

If the world is round,,why do they call Florida the flatland

TonyS - Posted - 08/26/2013:  08:19:09

Chopped liver is all I am to you, right?  I just happened to like it too, OK?  So there!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2013:  09:07:13

Fort Pierce is sister city to San Francisco,,,,,,,,,,,Big Deal

mbanjo - Posted - 08/26/2013:  13:44:25

Stand on one leg......now lift the other one.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2013:  02:50:23

Well,,there was this one cow,and duck,horse,chicken,pig
mule.wolf,cat bird,dog,and me that went to the,,,,,,,,,,??