dat - Posted - 02/06/2014:  09:19:20

there was ice in the ditch this morning

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2014:  10:06:32

I'm not superstitious - knock on wood!

RandyZ - Posted - 02/06/2014:  10:08:09

People who think they know everything, wont tell you so....because they already think that you know they know.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2014:  10:26:50

I hate waking up in icy ditches

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2014:  11:19:18

I knew you were going to say that.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/06/2014:  11:21:17

All of my guitars wear a "G" string.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2014:  11:25:45

I'm blushing at the thought.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2014:  12:00:12

It gets late out here earlier in winter

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2014:  12:38:54

I can't believe you were standing there the whole time.

RandyZ - Posted - 02/06/2014:  13:13:14

dont ever go alone on 2 bowers, ace, with a 9 and 10 off, in unmatched suits....you'll never make it~

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2014:  13:33:36

I am just like a chocoholic, only for booze.

RB-1 - Posted - 02/06/2014:  15:44:16

quote:

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Originally posted by OM45GE

I'm not superstitious - knock on wood!

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Superstition brings misfortune.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2014:  15:48:31

Don't say that, you'll jinx me!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2014:  16:01:45

Nothing like a bit of hijinks to lighten up the day

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2014:  17:20:47

I prefer the lowjinks myself.

jistgreg - Posted - 02/06/2014:  22:27:31

When  you've seen one shopping center you've seen  a  mall. 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  02:57:15

For sale, used hand grenade. Only used one time.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2014:  04:54:25

Stop by and see my pelmintariesginalertfulgallynipper

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  05:01:30

Missing pelmintariesginalertfulgallynipper. Reward for safe return.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  10:02:16

Somehow there were gaps in my education

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  10:17:38

I'm writing a book called "Loafing For Fun And Profit"

RandyZ - Posted - 02/07/2014:  10:36:30

my cat was laying on my lap last night....and she was looking at me like: hey man...what with the touchin my fur all the time' ?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  11:26:26

See you're getting smarter already.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/07/2014:  16:26:58

A robot, a shampoo bottle, and a dancing gardener.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  17:35:07

With these, you'll never have to feel little again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:13:29

Feeling little has become an epidemic with the vertically challenged crowd

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:28:22

Only the lonely know for sure.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:28:43

Poke the hornet's nest with a stick.  

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:30:43

Full moon means good whiskey prices

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:35:13

Shine on harvest moon. 

jistgreg - Posted - 02/08/2014:  06:46:31

Did you  hear about the fellow whose whole left  side was cut off?  He's all  right now. 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2014:  07:02:02

The was a fellow who fell through a window. He's got a pane in his side. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2014:  08:59:05

10,000 comedians out of work and you guys..........

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2014:  17:48:58

Just feel it. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2014:  19:35:34

OH,my goodness gracious sakes alive untill next Saturday at 9:30 PM.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2014:  19:41:58

Happy birthday.  

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/09/2014:  04:07:18

The monkey sat on the Alligator.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/09/2014:  04:23:18

Coca Cola and milk mixture doesn't taste good at all!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2014:  06:06:02

I don't think I was supposed to put that down the disposal.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2014:  08:19:15

Ice fog is a menace this morning

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/09/2014:  08:31:30

Is it related to Dennis?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2014:  13:28:18

Ouch, that's hot.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2014:  14:55:10

Some like it hot

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2014:  15:14:10

I'll stop when you stop.

jistgreg - Posted - 02/09/2014:  20:25:58

A bicycle can't stand alone;  it is two tired. 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2014:  02:51:13

There used to be more of them but some were eaten.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2014:  04:31:50

Aww,,come on you sissy,it's just across the river!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2014:  04:39:32

Pineapples and high explosives are a dangerous combination

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2014:  11:00:20

there used to be three of us,but now??