DC5 - Posted - 01/11/2021:  06:57:54

Every day of my life I am forced to add to the list of people that totally piss me off.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2021:  07:46:57

I think I’ll mellow out

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2021:  02:51:53

It didn’t just get up and walk away

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/12/2021:  06:51:04

Don’t eat the yellow snow

DC5 - Posted - 01/12/2021:  07:33:27

Yesterday I thought of something really clever to write here, but now I've forgotten what it was.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2021:  09:20:56

If ignorance is bliss, there are certainly a lot if very happy people

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/12/2021:  15:11:22

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2021:  03:15:39

I’m not arguing, just explaining why I’m right

DC5 - Posted - 01/13/2021:  09:25:31

I can't find my other sock.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/13/2021:  10:29:50

Everyone is entitled to their opinion even if it is wrong

DC5 - Posted - 01/13/2021:  11:19:20

Another palindrome post 15751

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2021:  13:31:56

And now, a word from our sponsors

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/14/2021:  05:54:43

I’m not supposed to run the train or even ring the bell, but if that sucker jumps the tracks I’m sure to catch all hell.

DC5 - Posted - 01/14/2021:  05:56:46

You get great tips.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2021:  07:40:14

I need stainless steel aglets

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2021:  03:18:49

I’m not known for my self control

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/15/2021:  05:09:59

More coffee if you please

DC5 - Posted - 01/15/2021:  05:51:36

I'm not going to procrastinate until tomorrow.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2021:  06:16:46

In order to have leftovers, first you need to cook a meal

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/15/2021 06:17:13

Fish Head - Posted - 01/15/2021:  06:21:20

I'm tall for my height.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2021:  06:29:28

I think he means it this time

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/15/2021:  07:24:32

There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/15/2021 07:24:49

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2021:  07:45:17

I’ll go out if I leave

DC5 - Posted - 01/15/2021:  07:46:40

My average height from birth to now is 4'7", so I am above average in height.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2021:  04:35:53

I was planning to put it back

DC5 - Posted - 01/16/2021:  05:36:39

Why is it called a "pair" of pants, when there is only one?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2021:  08:02:14

You’re getting warmer

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/16/2021:  09:51:33

We’ll cross that bridge when we get there

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2021:  11:25:13

If you’re trying to annoy me, it’s working

DC5 - Posted - 01/17/2021:  05:46:13

Call me when you get there.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/17/2021:  10:12:53

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

TarolGene - Posted - 01/17/2021:  10:17:09

Gas

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2021:  20:00:50

Don’t burn the barn doors behind you

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2021:  03:22:09

Take the next left after where the big maple tree used to be

DC5 - Posted - 01/18/2021:  06:32:03

They broke the mold before they made him.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/18/2021:  09:28:36

Pick the low-hanging fruit first

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/18/2021:  15:33:35

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2021:  03:32:52

Tuna scented deodorant

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/19/2021:  05:44:43

As pure as the driven snow

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2021:  06:26:30

But just as slushy

DC5 - Posted - 01/19/2021:  07:05:43

It's not likely to change anything.

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/19/2021:  07:37:41

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/19/2021:  09:52:59

It’s darkest just before dawn

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2021:  19:01:33

And the lions still roam the barranca

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2021:  03:46:11

Run away!

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/20/2021:  05:31:38

Low man on the totem pole

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2021:  06:11:07

No Luke, I’m not your father

DC5 - Posted - 01/20/2021:  06:55:59

Turns out, it is the size of the boat that's important.

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/20/2021:  08:11:39

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.