chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2017:  04:52:59

One day at a time - you can't breath tomorrow's oxygen today

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/19/2017:  05:26:59

Spam is like a painted flower...

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2017:  16:44:52

WHEW I'm tired,,,set it up,tear it down,Set it up,tear it down,,We need a roadie!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2017:  18:06:30

I've got nothing to do with it - it wasn't me

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/19/2017 18:06:47

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2017:  04:01:20

I'll pass on the haggis. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/20/2017:  14:44:25

The sky can get both high and low.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/20/2017:  19:05:43

Just lower the boom on the s.o.b.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2017:  02:51:16

We're heading north. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/21/2017:  10:10:06

It won't be near as bad as you think,,,,just give me the $700.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2017:  14:53:35

That's a pretty sight.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2017:  18:54:14

Listen bub........if you want to wear those picks upside down, go get yourself a left-handed banjo

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/21/2017 18:54:31

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/22/2017:  03:14:10

Sometimes I just go there and do it anyway.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2017:  11:01:01

I've got a paddle now, let me at Shlitz Creek.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/22/2017:  14:48:29

200 x 20 is forty hundred

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/22/2017:  15:18:33

My false teeth don't have ghost pains anymore

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/22/2017:  17:08:19

Insignificance is still not very coherent.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2017:  03:01:48

Never stand up when you can sit down
Never sit down when you can lay down....and so forth

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2017:  06:40:23

Saddle shoes ain't for ridin' hosses

Forrest - Posted - 02/23/2017:  08:26:56

I just figured out what happens when I push that button.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2017:  10:58:15

Somewhere Over The Rainbow is probably another rainbow

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2017:  12:15:43

Well, that will teach you to tailgate.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2017:  12:19:06

Yeah well, who cares

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2017:  12:22:56

Lint balls with marinara sauce.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2017:  12:46:50

Well I declare you don't say how about that

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2017:  13:16:05

I went down to Saint James Infirmary

Forrest - Posted - 02/23/2017:  13:31:19

Envelope glue makes a great lip balm

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2017:  14:08:46

He had a beaver on his lap and a bear on his tail

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2017:  16:01:22

I read Poor Richards Almanac and it said go for it

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2017:  03:03:29

So I went for it,I got it,and I didn't want it,so I sent it to Linda Lovelace.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2017:  05:10:52

That's an unusual talent you've got there.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2017:  05:44:14

That's not what they mean by toeing the line.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2017:  05:57:00

That doesn't look like the toes on any camel I've ever seen.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/24/2017:  14:35:08

Tranquility sat down once more.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2017:  18:41:06

I can't argue with that.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2017:  05:46:44

well I think someone should

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2017:  06:43:21

Time to darn those socks/sox

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2017:  18:38:54

Time for another Scotch 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2017:  19:08:18

Ya better put some frets on the fiddle

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2017:  05:29:45

Never mind that!! Just run!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2017:  07:22:38

I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2017:  07:51:52

Man,,that sure is an old one...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2017:  10:03:18

Whipper snapper 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/26/2017:  13:57:34

Tom Foolery

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2017:  16:31:37

Stop breathing my air!

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/26/2017:  18:14:50

An enigma sees the sun.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2017:  07:05:17

she never said anything to me about it

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2017:  07:15:27

Shoe laces are overrated

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2017:  12:08:06

They left something inside when they stitched you up.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2017:  13:32:30

Don't call me,,,,,,,and I won't call you