Gumbograss - Posted - 10/13/2020:  09:02:56

We'll fix it in the mix.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2020:  11:05:55

Bring me my brown pants

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/13/2020:  11:52:33

I’d love to help but I have previous plans.

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/14/2020:  03:52:46

Hanging right side up till the cows tip over.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2020:  05:37:53

The coffee is ready

DC5 - Posted - 10/14/2020:  06:11:19

The shadows are getting longer.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/14/2020:  08:16:43

There’s no escaping the inevitable

Gumbograss - Posted - 10/14/2020:  08:26:35

Order here, pay here.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/14/2020:  09:52:23

I’d like to return this but I lost the sales receipt

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2020:  14:05:05

It followed me home

J e f f - Posted - 10/14/2020:  18:02:08

Holy cow! The Dodgers scored 11 runs in the foist inning.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2020:  04:44:27

Don’t believe anything I tell you

DC5 - Posted - 10/15/2020:  06:59:08

Who gets to pick the winner?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2020:  06:59:32

Dash Riprock and Miss Hathaway

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/15/2020:  10:53:08

I can’t seem to find the hardware section

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2020:  15:32:22

The next post is true

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2020:  15:32:38

The previous post is false

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/15/2020:  16:39:58

It must be illegal to consecutively post true and false statements

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2020:  04:05:06

That’s the last time I’ll share my wisdom

DC5 - Posted - 10/16/2020:  05:43:38

Is that like having tea and no tea at the same time?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/16/2020:  08:03:12

Are you mistaking this thread for the question game?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2020:  08:44:43

No thinking about elephants

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/16/2020:  09:24:59

It would take a good sized closet to hold an elephant

DC5 - Posted - 10/16/2020:  11:28:02

Baby elephants could fit in a smaller closet

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2020:  03:01:18

I cleared the storm drain

DC5 - Posted - 10/17/2020:  07:10:17

Illegitimi non carborundum

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/17/2020:  08:34:09

The carburetors have carboned up

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/17/2020:  10:55:02

Do what you do best and outsource the rest

DC5 - Posted - 10/18/2020:  08:05:51

Time to eat the doughnuts

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/18/2020:  08:35:01

While your up grab me a beer.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2020:  04:17:43

I drove under the moose

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/19/2020:  06:55:27

Here's to everybody who wants one

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2020:  06:59:12

You got what you paid for

DC5 - Posted - 10/19/2020:  07:24:52

Guess I picked a bad week to give up amphetamines.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2020:  08:28:31

No worries,,,sunny days ahead

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2020:  10:00:13

Check your shorts

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/19/2020:  11:39:11

I did and their still clean

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/19/2020:  12:12:23

For the last time, don’t pick at your scab.

DC5 - Posted - 10/19/2020:  12:19:06

I had to shake the corn starch off my muck-lucks.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/19/2020:  15:43:59

An omelette with chicken meat is just plain wrong.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2020:  04:31:25

I’m doing my tongue exercises

Gumbograss - Posted - 10/20/2020:  06:50:45

We're not trying to cool the whole neighborhood.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/20/2020:  07:29:06

You have it a lot easier than when I was your age

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2020:  10:58:40

Lay down and think it over

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/20/2020:  15:48:36

Honey, where did I leave my car keys?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2020:  19:07:01

Balderdash, bullfeathers, and hogwash!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2020:  04:35:21

Don’t worry, they have excellent prosthetics

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/21/2020:  05:18:27

There is no water over on the dry side.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2020:  05:31:34

Bob has been doing the dead man’s float for an awfully long time