OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2016:  13:46:16

We're going to have you repeat the last eleven years.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2016:  14:29:59

Son,,This hurts me more than it does you

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2016:  16:15:49

Last time I saw her she was sittin' by the banks of the sea

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2016:  02:56:17

Damn chipmunks. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2016:  03:38:20

WOAH!! Who is that woman in my bed?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2016:  05:32:53

I did my best.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2016:  10:30:07

My best is his worst

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2016:  03:33:42

Lost in a reverie again.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2016:  17:08:09

I'm leaving at first dawn,,be ready.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2016:  18:08:06

Woman sittin' home with a month-old child....,so dang me

OM45GE - Posted - 08/05/2016:  13:32:36

I thought I was the meanest SOB in town until the real meanest SOB came along and kicked the crap out of me. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2016:  18:44:22

They didn't mark exit 34 on the damn map

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2016:  04:02:11

HAHAHA,I found a public restroom that still charges a dime,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2016:  04:26:07

Now that's just not true. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2016:  08:29:25

Did you ever really look at what all a person can buy at Walmart?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2016:  11:43:31

Two day old squirrel road kill. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2016:  13:34:21

I actually drove a truck all day once

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2016:  03:51:19

That's a lot of water. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2016:  13:36:40

Look at it from this side

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2016:  14:27:47

Blue Jays are flat in KC

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2016:  18:26:52

I think you're trying to make me sick. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/08/2016:  02:20:53

These boots are NOT made for walking!!
I have two blisters!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2016:  02:37:07

They must think we're stupid. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/08/2016:  05:39:57

Women who fly upside down in airplane have big--------OH!! I can't repeat it!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2016:  09:32:44

My shadow's putting on weight

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2016:  10:02:33

My shoes are downstairs. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2016:  01:11:51

There are no flight plans for those who fly off the handle

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2016:  02:42:24

The peasants are revolting. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2016:  07:08:06

You wanna help,,Just grab a root and growl.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2016:  07:44:47

I don't think the light is going out when I shut the refrigerator door.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2016:  07:51:35

She's like a ghost from a wishing well

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2016:  08:44:00

I should have thought about skinning a water buffalo before I shot the water buffalo.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/10/2016:  03:55:44

It's very easy to get into trouble,,,try getting out!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2016:  07:55:10

I am the most passive job seeker you will ever meet - I don't want to work.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2016:  17:03:18

Spider Man climbing Trump phallic symbol

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2016:  02:44:44

Whatever you say dear. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2016:  05:14:14

Is it Brooklyn, Maspeth, or Ridgewood, for crying out loud?!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2016:  05:46:26

It's so humid out, I had to swim to get the mail. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/12/2016:  02:57:02

What was that tracking number again?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2016:  04:15:45

Please hold for the next available customer service representative. The estimated wait time is 789 days.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/12/2016:  12:43:19

22 ammo is back at walmart

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2016:  13:04:11

My old Cooey .22 is shot

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/13/2016:  02:18:22

Well,,Well..Well..So what?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2016:  06:28:50

6:30 AM is a bit early to mow the lawn. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2016:  06:59:31

No,no - Bobby Orr never pulled an oar at the Olympics

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2016:  16:10:35

I told you not to try that. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2016:  02:29:37

There was never a better time than now,,,,DO IT!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2016:  12:26:07

I spilled spot remover on my dog and haven't seen him in a week. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2016:  18:18:56

I don't know why I'm here