banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2017:  04:47:05

UUM,,ERR,UHH,,,What about that raise boss?

DC5 - Posted - 09/24/2017:  06:14:18

Has anybody seen my glasses?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2017:  07:44:33

B-29's are sure hard to tow behind a pick-up

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2017:  16:05:57

You are seriously over rating yourself.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2017:  20:03:57

I loaned him two or three dollars and he left me here with the Rolling Stone

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2017:  02:41:09

I'm hoping it will stay like this.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2017:  04:47:11

If it rains today the ground will surely get wet.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2017:  07:21:17

That squirrel is nuts about nuts.

DC5 - Posted - 09/25/2017:  11:43:07

Squirrel??? Where, where?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2017:  12:04:51

I'll drive that Ford like a limousine, with the fender smashed and a headlight out.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2017:  18:17:29

You look like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/26/2017:  04:16:42

One corner of the fitted sheet came loose from my
mattress last night..

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2017:  11:40:13

I bet you weren't expecting me to do that.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/26/2017:  12:18:17

Lady,would you mind keeping your hands to yourself,,,,at least till
I can get naked.

DC5 - Posted - 09/26/2017:  12:57:28

If you hum a few bars, I think I can fake it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2017:  14:27:16

Jethro Burns and Slim Pickens walked into a bar

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2017:  15:47:14

Tell a doctor.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2017:  04:24:55

We shant be gone long,,,about 428 days.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2017:  09:48:44

The International Seismological Center called. They want to talk to you about your last bout of flatulence.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2017:  12:05:09

Don't swallow those "Cleanse" capsules, they're full of natural laxatives

DC5 - Posted - 09/27/2017:  12:49:55

Don't store your ducks near an open flame. Don't ask me how I know this, just trust me.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2017:  03:14:28

If you go to a jam session un-invited,,you might
be invited to leave.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2017:  05:24:03

That will keep the geese off the lawn.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2017:  11:58:53

Nobody knows I'm here

DC5 - Posted - 09/28/2017:  13:50:58

Why does some guy keep calling my house asking if the coast is clear? I'm not a weatherman.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/29/2017:  04:05:08

I just bought this small,,very old six hundred acre ranch.HA,HA,,it has
a two holer out back of house.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2017:  19:24:13

I'm just crackers about cheese

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2017:  02:37:38

He Said: So help me I'll kiss you,,,
She said: So kiss me I'll help you,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2017:  06:33:59

He doesn't have the sense God gave a cucumber

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2017:  08:20:29

The 22nd amendment is just after the 21st.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2017:  08:26:43

Don’t mix up the brylcreem with the Colgate

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2017:  15:58:43

Spleen removal, two for one special.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/01/2017:  04:31:23

Goose eggs for sale; $1.50 doz.
Geese eggs for sale; $1.50 doz.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2017:  02:59:27

How about this deal?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/02/2017:  06:27:22

As for me,,,well I just don't know yet

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2017:  08:55:40

Just play the old chestnuts

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2017:  03:33:17

You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her like flowers. 🌺

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/03/2017:  05:10:45

Dang!,,I can't tell which rock is which

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2017:  07:20:05

It gets late early out here

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2017:  17:32:56

That's the last time I do it for two bucks.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/04/2017:  03:43:07

Playing one night'ers is rough..Especially when I have
to drive the bus too..

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2017:  14:35:32

The dog is bigger than she is.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2017:  20:57:15

Don’t get too big for your size 56 britches

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2017:  02:46:51

I'll have the same.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2017:  04:13:40

A woodpecker peckin on the outhouse door
He pecked and he pecked till his pecker got sore
Then he started peckin on the school house bell
He kept on peckin till his pecker got well

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2017:  06:38:00

You need to have your hearing checked.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2017:  12:12:26

If "BY Cracky" was a good enough by-word for my uncle Bird
then it's good enough for me.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2017:  02:50:42

Sorry, you’re not on the guest list.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/06/2017:  04:08:09

If a golf glove is for better grip,then why
don't they use both gloves?