FRAILER57 - Posted - 04/18/2014:  05:19:06

Got up this morning, and felt like I got pulled through a knothole and pulled back out before I was all the way through...

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2014:  06:42:28

I'm just sitting here trying to think of something smart to say
but it don't matter.

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/18/2014:  07:48:38

East come, easy go, I found out a long time ago, ain't no future in the past, broken hearts and all..........

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2014:  10:22:53

I figure it's a question of mind over matter. I've lost my mind but it doesn't matter.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2014:  19:11:52

I lost my mind ,in San Francisco, wandering through Haight Ashbury.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/19/2014:  04:16:04

Appletoast, bedheated, furblanket rat

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/19/2014:  06:47:52

Applesauce and mustard does not make a good chip dip!!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2014:  07:50:56

I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/19/2014:  11:16:18

Trigger a blastoplast, ramshackle laker recedes...

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2014:  11:18:47

People who live in glass houses shouldn't stow thrones

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/19/2014:  15:02:01

I cleaned my Windows 7 with Windex 8.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2014:  16:42:34

Silly Rabbi, Kicks are for Tridds.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2014:  19:52:08

I wuv twucks ..-  E. Fudd

janolov - Posted - 04/20/2014:  03:05:44

Do I have to write something in particular here?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/21/2014:  04:48:44

Only thing I can remember is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Uhh,,What was I saying?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2014:  06:06:45

Cows can't jump over the moon

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2014:  09:18:06

Jack never jumped over the candlestick either.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/21/2014:  15:52:07

Wash uffitze drive me to firenze.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2014:  17:42:56

I need someone to help me with this zipper.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2014:  21:32:53

Rindercella slopped her dripper

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2014:  03:17:54

It had been raining for two weeks straight when the memories came flooding back.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/22/2014:  06:37:23

The only thing different is the 37 candles on the left.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2014:  07:19:28

Someone broke into the house last night and stole everything we owned and replace them with exact duplicates.

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/22/2014:  09:47:44

"I have never been so insulted in my life" sounds to me like a phrase you could only use once in a lifetime.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2014:  11:25:58

That hammock sure looks inviting.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/22/2014:  18:45:08

Coconuts and chloroform.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2014:  19:45:01

These darn recaps better deliver the goods....

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2014:  03:18:47

The cruise control on my rocket suit doesn't work very well.

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/23/2014 03:19:08

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/23/2014:  10:35:35

It's raining,it's pouring

Sure wish I was snoring

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2014:  12:41:45

Sure is windy outside. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/24/2014:  04:32:02

All of her roudy friends are comin over tonight

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2014:  05:00:00

Time to make the donuts. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/24/2014:  16:46:07

Drop me off the Chinese wall.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 04/24/2014:  21:14:16

The aftermath of the whole situation has made me take leave of my senses

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2014:  03:23:55

Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2014:  08:10:56

And I nearly lost my mind

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2014:  15:05:02

Ttttttttttthat's all folks!!!!!!!!!!!!

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/27/2014:  14:51:59

I can't find my Brer Rabbit & the Tar Baby storybook.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2014:  01:55:49

Either the cable tv is out or I need a new television. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/29/2014:  03:33:55

Every time I put my fingers on a different fret,and string,
my guitar sounds different.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/29/2014:  03:41:12

Tossed with the salad and baled with the hay...

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2014:  03:53:47

They sure piled that stuff high. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2014:  10:04:58

That fuse box sure is hard to get to

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2014:  11:02:05

Sit, stay, good boy...

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/29/2014:  12:55:30

"This place was much more simple and nicer when everyone was just plain rude than now when everyone is dancing around trying to be on the fence and being  rude in a nice way ."   by pickit

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2014:  22:18:34

Less is more

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2014:  02:26:35

Banned for life. 

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/30/2014:  07:03:24

It's not my thing.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/30/2014:  08:27:59

Who's thing is it?