TheLastWord - Posted - 06/24/2019:  04:13:28

The far end has rounded the corner.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/24/2019:  06:58:57

My rear-view mirror only works when I put it in reverse

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2019:  07:24:36

You prescription is ready for pickup

DC5 - Posted - 06/24/2019:  11:02:39

I was a people person, until people ruined it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/24/2019:  11:06:42

I think I’ll return to poverty

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2019:  13:29:02

Let's let the lettuce rest for a bit

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/25/2019:  04:00:33

I can't tell you but I can show you

DC5 - Posted - 06/25/2019:  04:26:19

I'm gonna lern to talk english more gooder.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2019:  04:36:47

As an outsider, please tell us what you think of humankind

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2019:  06:31:40

Ever since they moved shoelaces to the hardware section at WalMart, I haven’t been able to find them.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/25/2019 06:32:00

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2019:  08:21:38

Tastes like chicken

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/25/2019:  15:09:22

Barf was going strong until Mary tripped.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2019:  02:37:16

Searching for runaway parsnip

DC5 - Posted - 06/26/2019:  04:30:38

This movie has the same ending every time I watch it.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2019:  07:36:38

Against medical advice

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/26/2019:  21:21:52

Don’t count your chickens before you close the barn door

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2019:  02:46:01

Make bigger circles

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/27/2019:  03:43:48

Faster Horses
Older Whiskey
Younger Women
More Money

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2019:  05:03:51

Tick eater

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/27/2019:  15:06:27

Was nothing until the frost fell.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2019:  02:57:48

Going inside the brains of soccer players

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2019:  03:42:33

"OUCHIE",,,,HEY!! That's my knee cap

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2019:  06:22:49

Let's let bygones be armadillos

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/28/2019:  16:20:55

Random topics keep popping up.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2019:  17:06:16

I haven’t been there since the last time

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2019:  17:59:14

I think we should agree that I'm right

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/29/2019:  04:36:17

The hateful tree was moving too slowly.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2019:  10:45:18

Buttery soft bison

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2019:  17:33:35

She’ll be seeing me in all the old places

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/29/2019:  18:00:39

Has hands made of concrete and alabaster.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/30/2019:  03:32:25

Close your eyes or you'll go blind,,,,,,,,,,,,She's naked!

DC5 - Posted - 06/30/2019:  06:11:25

I'll just look until I need glasses.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2019:  03:03:44

It was a compulsion

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/01/2019:  04:14:13

He's Crazy,,,,Never mind the rest of us

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2019:  05:49:42

Take some sick time

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/02/2019:  03:57:25

A river a thousand paces wide slips on a banana peel.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/02/2019:  04:06:49

Birds of a feather,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,can still fly

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2019:  07:27:36

Short sheeted again

DC5 - Posted - 07/02/2019:  14:54:37

What's the opposite of opposite?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2019:  03:09:41

Nice smokestack

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/03/2019:  03:13:52

The root of the whole thing is a carrot.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2019:  03:22:27

He came back for the mustard

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/03/2019:  04:30:26

A semi-reliable battery wanders aimlessly through the bamboo

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2019:  04:55:04

I let the sleeping dog lie but he bit me anyway

J e f f - Posted - 07/03/2019:  16:14:41

Today is July the turd. Make it a good day.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2019:  04:22:32

Hand me that clamp

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/04/2019:  04:31:40

The pistol had genuine pearl handles and was chrome
plated so I through it in the river

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2019:  04:34:12

I was framed

DC5 - Posted - 07/04/2019:  05:25:28

Does this taste funny to you?