mbanjo - Posted - 06/20/2013:  18:29:36

Sleep well roxy!.........last time I looked I was still today though:-)

FRAILER57 - Posted - 06/20/2013:  23:37:33

OBIG                      o  LITTLE   

Why is BIG so small, and LITTLE is so big ? 

It's no wonder kids  are confused when they try to learn to read

 

mbanjo - Posted - 06/21/2013:  00:09:38

Are you thinking what I’m thinking that I think that you’re thinking I’m thinking because if you think that I think what I think I’m thinking then we’ve got a problem?

RandyZ - Posted - 06/21/2013:  07:02:29

i once knew a girl named Destiny....i guess i was supposed to meet her~

mbanjo - Posted - 06/21/2013:  13:47:23

Today is the shortest day of the year for us antipodeans......

jistgreg - Posted - 06/21/2013:  19:30:43

Poseidon lost his trident. 

mbanjo - Posted - 06/21/2013:  19:56:37

Nobody seems to mind anyway

jistgreg - Posted - 06/21/2013:  22:42:04

I'm NOT a werewolf!  Look at my ears! 

mbanjo - Posted - 06/21/2013:  23:09:46

This is the last straw.......

jistgreg - Posted - 06/22/2013:  00:22:06

What? Wasn't my comment pointless enough? 

JHBanjo - Posted - 06/22/2013:  07:47:27

Pointless? Is anything truly pointless?

mbanjo - Posted - 06/22/2013:  13:07:39

We have little time left for frivolities

jistgreg - Posted - 06/22/2013:  14:06:59

My ears have no points; ergo, they ARE pointless. 

mbanjo - Posted - 06/22/2013:  16:20:41

.....ten points for originality

Edited by - mbanjo on 06/22/2013 16:21:57

JHBanjo - Posted - 06/22/2013:  19:24:24

Does my dull pencil qualify?

mbanjo - Posted - 06/22/2013:  20:26:26

Have you got any lead in it? :-)

jistgreg - Posted - 06/22/2013:  22:32:16

i've got an LED in my pencil; it flashes as I write. 

mbanjo - Posted - 06/23/2013:  13:22:04

What other tricks can it do? :-)

jillbanjo - Posted - 06/23/2013:  14:47:19

All roads lead

mbanjo - Posted - 06/23/2013:  15:33:11

And therefore lies the secret to my success

JHBanjo - Posted - 06/23/2013:  18:23:47

How is success defined?

TonyS - Posted - 06/23/2013:  18:40:35

Damn!  I can't find the cat!  Oh...I don't have a cat -- so I guess we're OK for now....

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/23/2013:  21:01:27

I'm back from vacation but still not totally "adjusted" if you know what I mean.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/23/2013:  22:30:26

I wonder if doctors wives eat an apple a day?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 06/23/2013:  23:32:11

I don't see why they won't let you spit on a baseball. Imean, Shoot-- They rub mud all over 'em any way

mbanjo - Posted - 06/24/2013:  14:49:05

Its a good day for pickin banjo all day long

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/24/2013:  15:21:12

Because the guitar has 6 strings, it must be 20% harder to play than a banjo.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/24/2013:  16:08:15

Sometimes the guitar sounds 20% better also........:-)

Edited by - mbanjo on 06/24/2013 16:09:31

championofnorthhuron - Posted - 06/24/2013:  16:46:19

A wise monkey is a monkey that doesn't monkey with another monkey's monkey.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/24/2013:  17:18:46

I used to be absent minded......but I can't remember how I cured it

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/24/2013:  18:01:17

I had a brain x-ray this morning and there is good news as the doctor said he didn't see anything.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/24/2013:  18:29:30

History points out that Oedipus was a nervous rex

jistgreg - Posted - 06/24/2013:  18:59:54

Does the name Quasimodo ring a bell? 

mbanjo - Posted - 06/24/2013:  19:15:49

I have a hunch that it does...

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/24/2013:  19:19:07

Enough tomfoolery....get back to business!

mbanjo - Posted - 06/24/2013:  19:49:57

Yes.....let's all settle down a little

jistgreg - Posted - 06/24/2013:  23:14:28

Completely pointless business, of course. 

Edited by - jistgreg on 06/24/2013 23:17:05

mbanjo - Posted - 06/24/2013:  23:29:40

Absolutely.!......let's be blunt

RandyZ - Posted - 06/25/2013:  05:23:22

oh....we can smoke in here ?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/25/2013:  10:12:20

When is it my turn to win the raffle drawing?

RandyZ - Posted - 06/25/2013:  12:10:51

i say its your time now scotty.......will someone please let scotty win????? oh the humanity....~!

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/25/2013:  12:43:28

Life is rough when you don't know where your next million is coming from.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/25/2013:  13:26:59

Whats the difference between a chicken?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/25/2013:  14:36:22

I went down to Joe Clarks' house
but I'm not going back

mbanjo - Posted - 06/25/2013:  15:13:28

Fancy meeting you here in a place like this

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/26/2013:  03:52:59

I was invited for coffee and when I got there,,
she asked me why I didn't bring the wine????

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/26/2013:  08:38:27

I wonder what happened to all those people who took the last train to Clarksville?

RandyZ - Posted - 06/26/2013:  08:43:09

i wonder what the main chafing points are while wearing a suit of armor.....

mbanjo - Posted - 06/26/2013:  14:44:10

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.