chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2015:  11:51:29

Seven lonely Pullmans speedin' down the line

Edited by - chuckv97 on 11/30/2015 11:51:50

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/30/2015:  13:23:28

Then one of the dogs just jumped right off

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2015:  14:05:45

I think I've done it again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2015:  17:52:50

Watch out for those soft shoulders and dangerous curves

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2015:  03:33:57

That wasn't the brightest idea you've come up with. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/01/2015:  04:28:50

Please Mrs. Pickleseimer,,don't smile at me like that.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2015:  06:57:56

When them cotton balls get rotten, you can't pick very much cotton.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2015:  14:29:11

That's the girl wearing nothing but a towel and a smile

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2015:  14:38:53

This is another fine mess you've gotten me into.

Edited by - OM45GE on 12/01/2015 14:39:04

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/01/2015:  17:25:01

Do you want the job or not?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2015:  19:31:57

Just take this job and paycheck it

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2015:  03:19:58

We appreciate your business. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/02/2015:  04:12:16

My cousin is sort of weird,,his deer hunting weapon is an army tank.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2015:  06:48:49

My cousin is similar, his fishing equipment is a case of dynamite and blasting caps.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/02/2015:  07:50:26

It's raining cats and dogs so I went outside and got a Chinese Pug

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2015:  08:16:25

Killing flies with cannons is an overreach

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2015:  03:21:20

A vintage Ferrari caught my eye and dragged it a hundred yards. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/03/2015:  05:52:16

I played a song at the jam session last night that nobody knew,,,not even me!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2015:  16:46:12

My good ol' car she done broke down 'cause I drove it into the ground

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/03/2015 16:47:00

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2015:  17:48:42

Can you lubricate my mind?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2015:  19:32:53

Help me Rhonda

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2015:  03:19:48

Someone stole everything I own and replaced it all with exact duplicates 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/04/2015:  04:05:01

OK!!,You wanna be the idiot,,go ahead,,have it your way!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2015:  13:25:59

I resemble that remark. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/05/2015:  16:08:01

As smooth as three dogs on astroturf.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2015:  16:09:51

Take Manhattan ,just give me that countryside

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2015:  17:15:25

My roadie left me for a polka band.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2015:  07:04:56

don't threaten me with that pea shooter,,,,BANG,,,"OUCHIE:!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2015:  07:43:06

It's sixteen miles to seven lakes way up among the pines

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2015:  09:04:50

I think I'm supposed to be someplace without you

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2015:  13:41:14

It's probably too late for that. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/07/2015:  03:14:44

6 cats and a plastic picnic spoon don't match up

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2015:  03:37:37

You hold the wolverine while I mash the avocado. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/07/2015:  04:49:23

WOW,,it's a 350 Chevy Turbo!!! WOW!!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2015:  06:42:47

Those are the kind the drug stores sell

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/08/2015:  03:45:34

All roads DO NOT lead home

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2015:  09:02:54

We're going to try something untested here. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2015:  09:07:52

Maybe he should s*^t or get off the pot

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2015:  09:13:41

That's not my dog. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/09/2015:  07:50:33

It's not who you are,,it's who you want to be.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2015:  11:44:28

I have a photographic memory, but I don't have any film. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2015:  11:47:00

Look here Sal, I know you

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2015:  12:06:22

Consciousness, that annoying time between naps. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/10/2015:  16:09:41

Jerry and Mike went there yesterday,,what's the big deal?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2015:  18:19:04

How did you get here, did someone leave your cage unlocked?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 12/10/2015:  19:00:27

%@%@&* !!  What idiot poked tha bear? (Runnin' away Fleetingly)

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2015:  22:07:26

Running Bear could be trouble

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2015:  02:48:35

Well,you wanted to ride in a '57 Chevy with a power pac
under the hood,,,,,Here ya go!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2015:  03:24:25

I don't have to outrun the bear, I just need to outrun you!