OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2016:  16:40:57

We're not going to show that on reruns. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2016:  03:49:34

John (The Duke) Wayne said it,I believe it,so that makes it true.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2016:  04:27:39

Dying trees still grow greener when you pray

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2016:  06:31:34

Another myth exposed. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/26/2016:  05:44:34

It's amazing how everyone knows everything

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2016:  06:11:19

You'll see it when you believe it

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2016:  11:11:22

Well that's just grand.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2016:  22:12:40

Never tick off the undertaker

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2016:  03:07:02

Waking up behind bars again. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2016:  03:52:02

After 3 years my girlfriend asked me if we could go steady..

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2016:  05:19:26

You smell different when you're awake.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2016:  08:21:26

No sweat, I'll be in your rear view mirror lickety split.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2016:  08:30:44

Let the alien abductions begin!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2016:  03:14:56

What is that thing hanging there?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2016:  03:36:57

Now you understand why they say "Let sleeping dogs lie."

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2016:  04:04:07

I think I'll blame everybody else

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2016:  04:52:21

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, except for that weirdo next door with the sweaters.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2016:  09:24:40

Never trust a guy with too many cardigans

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2016:  11:05:55

Won't you be my neighbor?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2016:  11:35:44

Not sure - I collect cardigans

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2016:  11:40:58

His brows were knit in worry.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2016:  12:00:18

Tonto, there's a bunch of Indians over the brow of that hill

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2016:  12:39:02

Him say you going to die.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/29/2016:  04:00:03

Ya better git that there hog leg ta bangin if'n ya wanna keep yer scalp Pilgrim.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2016:  06:38:18

Blatherskite!

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2016:  19:25:54

Please Mister Custer,, I don't wanna go

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2016:  01:36:12

Use a cardboard box when sending gun parts in the mail.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2016:  02:46:29

Suddenly, a shot rang out. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2016:  04:07:32

Never fear,the police will show up in about 45 minutes!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2016:  05:57:31

We've discovered that a band of rogue chipmunks is behind the recent break ins.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/01/2016:  02:09:42

Chipmunks,Ground Hogs,Woodchucks,Squirrels,Prairie Dogs,Gophers,and whatever other
no good varmints are in that family,,,,,kill "um" all and eat "um".....
(PS),,Possum are NOT in this family so just leave "um" fer road kill.... Ya don't wanna piss
Granny off do ya?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2016:  04:04:38

He set another personal record for days alive. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2016:  15:41:00

These guys are fading at the worst time

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2016:  16:32:36

32 roadsters rule. 

FRAILER57 - Posted - 10/01/2016:  20:10:46

we jus' waved goodbye,sittin' on that sack of seeds

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/02/2016:  01:42:00

Well..someone should tell him about it

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2016:  10:24:40

You're several years too late. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2016:  11:00:42

Well ,look what the wind blew in...

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2016:  17:48:03

I'm going to need another drink. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/03/2016:  04:29:05

she said,,"if you let me see yours,I"ll let you see mine".
Then she showed me her new 9mm pistol,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2016:  05:49:38

She asked me to play doctor with her. Then she told me she was a pathologist.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2016:  15:35:02

These goldbrickers haven't got a clue

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2016:  18:21:37

The itsy bitsy spider decided she didn't want to go up the waterspout after all. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/04/2016:  01:54:34

sitting here trying to think of a comment to post????

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2016:  02:25:34

What are you doing for lunch?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/04/2016:  04:14:18

I thought of a comment but I suppose I shouldn't post it because of the content,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2016:  10:10:33

What's a seven letter word for a wanderer in Oz?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2016:  03:03:07

Don't forget to wash between your toes

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2016:  03:24:00

Look what I found!