TheLastWord - Posted - 07/04/2019:  06:05:16

The mike was walking to Houston by way of Sioux City.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2019:  06:49:20

So much for that

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2019:  11:16:32

How to get there from here in 3 easy steps

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2019:  12:43:32

Been down so long it looks like up to me

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/05/2019:  04:16:59

I used to do anything I wanted,,,,,,,,,,,,Then I got married

DC5 - Posted - 07/05/2019:  05:45:15

I still have my Blockbuster Life Membership and my Radio Shack Battery club cards.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2019:  06:29:24

Another toilet paper blowout

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/06/2019:  03:00:51

They walked in the mud for 3 miles,136 feet,and 3 inches

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2019:  03:28:42

Lost in the world’s biggest bouncy house

DC5 - Posted - 07/06/2019:  04:11:32

Uh oh, the fat lady just started singing.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2019:  04:18:44

Isn’t that not a double negative?

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/07/2019:  03:52:07

How would know if she came here

DC5 - Posted - 07/07/2019:  05:06:46

The sun came up just a tad late this morning.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/08/2019:  03:27:28

six hillbilly men,,nine hillbilly women,,54 hillbilly young'uns???
you figger it out

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2019:  03:55:00

This group is ridiculous

DC5 - Posted - 07/08/2019:  05:56:30

It looks like it's going to be one of those days.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/09/2019:  03:27:34

Everyone just stay put!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2019:  03:42:40

The bird behind the swooping attacks

DC5 - Posted - 07/09/2019:  05:00:21

I plead the 5th.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2019:  05:30:10

Look at this my way

DC5 - Posted - 07/10/2019:  06:28:10

This is the first pointless comment today.

5strangs - Posted - 07/10/2019:  06:42:44

I don't have anything to say.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2019:  13:07:39

My erasers wear out much faster than my pencils

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/10/2019:  14:46:56

Wind has renamed it Toobeeloo.

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/10/2019:  19:36:46

Who left this eyeball here?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2019:  03:24:40

Maybe do it yourself dentistry wasn’t such a good idea

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2019:  12:22:10

Buy and Save. How does that work?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2019:  13:11:14

You were wrong. It did hurt me more.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2019:  21:24:14

Send my bones back c.o.d.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2019:  03:51:36

Also in news this morning

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/12/2019:  04:53:18

You paid how much for that thing?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2019:  05:01:45

You stepped right in it

DC5 - Posted - 07/12/2019:  06:35:47

Send no money.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2019:  14:36:15

They’re coming to take me away, haha

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2019:  15:17:39

Break open a cardboard box and crawl under it

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2019:  03:36:47

There’s a strange noise

DC5 - Posted - 07/13/2019:  04:45:38

Is there a senior discount to the wages of sin?

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/14/2019:  04:10:17

I told you before we left,,,everyone go to the restroom now

DC5 - Posted - 07/14/2019:  06:00:03

I'm going to hang out with all the other hermits.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/14/2019:  10:21:13

Handling the powder sugar at blastoff.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2019:  10:36:14

You nonconformists are all alike

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/14/2019:  11:03:24

I hear there’s an aglet shortage in Bermuda

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/14/2019 11:03:47

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/14/2019:  17:41:30

If I have to pull this car over.... we’ll be on the side of the road!

5strangs - Posted - 07/14/2019:  17:55:22

Allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2019:  03:26:20

Older than dirt

DC5 - Posted - 07/15/2019:  05:39:17

I have but one wife to give to my country.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2019:  14:24:08

You’re doing pretty well considering

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/16/2019:  03:40:09

Take all the wooden nickles you can get..
You might need to build a campfire.

DC5 - Posted - 07/16/2019:  06:01:33

Why can't you lose weight off the part of the body where you gained it?