chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2014:  21:59:15

" 'cause I eats me spinach, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man"

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2014:  03:28:53

So there you go again.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/20/2014:  04:37:07

This desk I'm sitting at never moves.

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/20/2014:  06:07:12

My dog calls me Arff, but since he's a Schnauzer I have no idea what it means.

RandyZ - Posted - 02/20/2014:  07:34:35

my new kitten is a blue Russian....she refuses to watch the olympics.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2014:  07:46:03

I don't think that is going to work they way you hope it will.

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/20/2014:  08:49:13

I had been down that road before but it was dark then.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/20/2014:  08:51:38

Think I'll go salt water fishing in Utah.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2014:  09:52:38

There is a certain elegance to flying rutabagas.

J e f f - Posted - 02/20/2014:  16:33:02

When is tulip season?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2014:  17:20:20

That was a better deal than I thought. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/20/2014:  17:30:21

Somewhere,somehow,someplace,sometime

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2014:  18:24:34

I've decided not to win the World Series this year. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/21/2014:  02:58:06

Scotty, your mother needs a few things from the grocery.
Hurry up,and hurry back.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2014:  03:23:57

Steaks on the grill

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/21/2014:  03:56:23

Again and again a party of troubled inmates and eleven wild kinkajous solemnly reconciled the wide raven with mugs

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2014:  04:49:25

That made me laugh so hard, tears are running down my leg.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2014:  08:58:19

I hate tearing up my leg- it hoits

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2014:  09:17:07

I hate tearing up my leg- it hoits

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2014:  12:26:48

Six deer just ran through the back yard.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2014:  12:50:22

Call me a tree hugger, but I like live deer better than dead deer

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2014:  13:28:18

I'm right there with you.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/22/2014:  03:46:39

OH! My aching head.When did the lights go out?

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  04:47:53

No don't turn down the heat... just open the door and the place will cool down just fine!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  04:52:15

I've never seen a dog jump that high. 

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  05:04:45

Don't understnad why it's called Cheese Whiz? Does that mean it's the digestive unwanted portion of Cheese?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/22/2014:  07:11:57

How does a porky-pine mate with a cat?
Very carefully!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  09:05:53

This should be interesting. 

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/22/2014:  09:59:10

I've never eaten a live deer.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  10:57:12

They keep running around and trying to get away 

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/22/2014:  11:43:20

Granny was bad about burning her candles at both ends until she got her new microwave oven.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  11:46:40

I wonder why the neighbors keep pulling their shades when I try to look in. 

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  12:56:03

Your the apple of my Idaho potato

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  13:14:48

Of all the people I know, you are one of them. 

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  13:23:40

do red robins really remind anyone of a burger?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  13:34:57

They taste like chicken. 

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  13:38:38

To give up or not, that is not a question...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2014:  13:42:53

Bifurcated rodents. 

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/22/2014:  17:36:16

squirrel meat the other rodent meat

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/22/2014:  19:22:16

The fibbers mysteriously found the interesting tyke with needle-nose pliers.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/22/2014:  19:24:11

I did 4 songs at jam tonight.It worked out ok.
I just did one of them first.

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/23/2014:  05:15:27

five instruments in their cases if they could just play themselves

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2014:  07:04:48

Old rubber boots,in Indian blanket,and three persimmons

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2014:  13:04:56

My new old banjo wants me to play "Crooked Stovepipe".

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/23/2014:  13:32:07

Oh Poo

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2014:  16:48:09

Someone put a squirrel though the juicer. 

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/23/2014:  16:57:19

do the opinions of an onion really make you sad

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2014:  17:18:30

That a lot of copies. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2014:  19:01:42

If I was gonna leave, why would I come here?