chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2020:  05:55:14

My plumbing works just fine

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2020:  06:13:14

What?

DC5 - Posted - 09/04/2020:  05:20:09

"HIS PLUMBING WORKS JUST FINE"

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2020:  08:22:14

the Austrian Alps are known for echos

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2020:  10:08:34

I wish everyone would stop bickering 

Edited by - OM45GE on 09/04/2020 10:08:55

DC5 - Posted - 09/05/2020:  07:17:18

So's your mom.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/05/2020:  07:24:48

Aglets have been in the news lately

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2020:  07:40:23

Another qualifying session in the books

DC5 - Posted - 09/06/2020:  06:15:42

Just 5 more minutes.

Woodnwire - Posted - 09/06/2020:  06:35:43

When I'm by myself or with someone.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2020:  08:21:14

Headphones won’t receive calls

DC5 - Posted - 09/06/2020:  14:55:48

The worse thing about 2020 is it is an extra day long.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/06/2020:  15:47:51

Three scoops and a pickle by Hank.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2020:  03:51:00

I’ve got a good one

DC5 - Posted - 09/07/2020:  06:18:52

My other car is also in the shop.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2020:  07:25:08

Let’s try that again

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2020:  09:08:14

Labor is work without “u”

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2020:  09:52:08

You don't have to tell me twice

DC5 - Posted - 09/08/2020:  09:07:54

When will the fat lady finally sing?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2020:  09:24:21

Higher elevation snow

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2020:  12:06:00

I think I have myself under control now

DC5 - Posted - 09/09/2020:  06:30:14

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2020:  08:28:28

I know I’m applying too much pressure

DC5 - Posted - 09/10/2020:  05:44:31

So, what's happening in Podunk?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2020:  08:00:47

Another perpetrator in steel bracelets

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/10/2020:  11:44:58

I’m taking this month off

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2020:  12:15:39

Yes, they do

DC5 - Posted - 09/10/2020:  12:35:50

I'd give it a 67, it doesn't have a beat you can dance to.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/10/2020:  20:48:01

Stool analysis is a dying art

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2020:  04:02:56

They always tell you that

DC5 - Posted - 09/11/2020:  06:49:43

With a Lizard Cam I can now do my own colonoscopies.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/11/2020:  07:19:53

Chairs on balconies withstand horrid weather conditions

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2020:  08:59:19

I can’t believe you thought that was a good idea

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/12/2020:  04:33:08

If hair was a shoe.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/12/2020:  04:49:18

That does not rhyme

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/12/2020:  06:23:01

I’m not on the edge of my seat

DC5 - Posted - 09/12/2020:  06:57:27

I didn't see the movie, I'm waiting for the book to come out.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/12/2020:  09:54:15

No thanks, I’m trying to quit

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/12/2020:  12:09:16

3 bricks short of a load

grandpafive - Posted - 09/12/2020:  21:25:40

Yes please, I'm trying to start

DC5 - Posted - 09/13/2020:  05:35:11

This way to the egress

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2020:  06:04:37

I’ve never made it a secret

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/13/2020:  08:40:06

There stands the glass

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2020:  11:21:47

Trombone and trumpet duets

DC5 - Posted - 09/14/2020:  06:09:12

Wanted one bedroom, six bath apartment.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/14/2020:  06:17:49

Please don't expect me to believe that

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/14/2020:  08:07:04

Five pees in a pod

OM45GE - Posted - 09/14/2020:  11:14:51

Then you line the hole with ashes

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/14/2020:  15:05:43

That’s a load of balderwash and hogdash