OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2020:  06:10:23

Please dispose of properly

DC5 - Posted - 03/31/2020:  06:21:26

I should hit 10,000 posts before the week end.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2020:  07:59:22

I didn't work at work, why should I work from home?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2020:  08:09:02

All I’m getting is non-compliance

DC5 - Posted - 03/31/2020:  09:49:46

ERROR 504, POST NOT FOUND

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2020:  10:58:01

Don't worry, be happy

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/01/2020:  03:39:53

servings per size had doubled the shoe.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2020:  04:23:26

Seven little things are going on with you

DC5 - Posted - 04/01/2020:  05:25:31

50 to go to hit 10,000

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2020:  06:16:10

Gear up for maximum effect

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2020:  06:42:21

Hyperventilating is a no brainer

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2020:  06:47:42

There is no user guide

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/02/2020:  03:40:49

Glueing life to a biscuit.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2020:  03:52:05

You’ve been warned

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/02/2020:  04:39:39

Well just don't care if you do that!!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2020:  05:21:17

I’ve been watching the satellite images

DC5 - Posted - 04/02/2020:  05:40:07

I just found out that RJ Reynolds is collecting our thoughts from our aluminum hats.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2020:  06:18:52

The backup experience

DC5 - Posted - 04/02/2020:  06:27:38

15 to go

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2020:  11:44:39

Please read the Read This First section

DC5 - Posted - 04/03/2020:  06:06:10

When it rains, it rains.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2020:  06:43:53

The aglets won’t go through the eyelets

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2020:  10:53:22

0% interest

DC5 - Posted - 04/03/2020:  12:09:55

Send no money, NOW!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2020:  15:56:24

He’s not just a butcher

DC5 - Posted - 04/04/2020:  08:22:26

What will C-19 do to the STD rate?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2020:  08:45:32

Not on my watch

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2020:  09:02:46

Spring is just around the corner

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2020:  10:41:04

Don't look now

DC5 - Posted - 04/05/2020:  06:20:44

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OldWhiteGuy - Posted - 04/05/2020:  06:51:01

My feet belong to me

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2020:  07:49:27

Little minds, small pleasures

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2020:  09:34:03

They’re rationing shoelaces - 2 per customer

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2020:  12:04:53

Baked in Alaska

rvrose - Posted - 04/05/2020:  17:15:41

It worked great in the lab...

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2020:  03:26:04

Oh, maybe one more wouldn’t hurt

DC5 - Posted - 04/06/2020:  05:50:24

None of this was my idea.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2020:  08:54:00

Maybe he’s going to have a little more

DC5 - Posted - 04/06/2020:  09:24:51

This is my palindrome post 10101, which is 21 dec, 25 oct and 15 hex.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2020:  09:32:48

Robins and bluebirds are ticked off

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2020:  11:18:39

10101 and 94949 are both palindromes

DC5 - Posted - 04/07/2020:  06:04:28

Nobody likes a show off, except the show off.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2020:  08:13:19

Slide your sorry carcass into that driver’s seat and head on down the road,,,,we don’t need no stinkin’ infected blastards hangin’ ‘round here.

rvrose - Posted - 04/07/2020:  12:35:11

Let's just buy it now and figure out how to pay for it later!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2020:  14:36:17

That’s a very long hose with clay in it

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 04/08/2020:  04:53:23

Don't count your chickens until the fat lady crosses the road.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2020:  05:23:12

Please call us immediately to verify your account details and social security number.

DC5 - Posted - 04/08/2020:  06:21:04

How long should I wait for that Nigerian Prince to send me my half of his fortune?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2020:  08:05:11

Yes, we’re not going to go get bathed