OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2015:  04:14:59

The beatings will stop when morale improves.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2015:  10:07:31

Just one at a time please,,one at a time!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2015:  13:25:37

Of all the people I know, you are one of them.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2015:  13:45:47

Six of one,,half dozen of the other,,,,that adds up to 12.
Unless you're subtracting, then it's zero.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2015:  13:48:48

That's exactly the word I was looking for.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2015:  14:45:17

If you use your foot as a marker more than once then it's a feet marker

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2015:  15:42:19

I've been sittin' here at this A&W for a half hour waiting for service - they must've fired those lovely car hops.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2015:  11:14:23

Explain to me why I should give a damn.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/09/2015:  16:33:26

There are 2 sides to every story,,,sometimes more.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2015:  16:42:42

There's only one side to a baseball

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2015:  17:54:05

What about the inside?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/10/2015:  03:25:25

Now then,,,Ya'll see what I mean?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/10/2015:  04:07:15

Never get caught in the middle.
Always stay in the "outer" area,,,,,,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2015:  06:46:48

Someone in the restroom stall wall wrote that this is now a paperless society

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/10/2015:  09:26:09

1352 guitar pickers in Nashville and I'm stuck here in Ft.Pierce.....

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2015:  17:51:37

I don't know why anyone would choose to be a proctologist.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2015:  20:14:01

A lovin' spoonful is not what you think it is

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/11/2015:  04:14:42

Some of the hills in southern Ohio are higher
that some of the Smokys ..

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2015:  08:23:16

Time to grind a few stumps. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2015:  15:53:53

Someday I'm goin' to pan for gold

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/12/2015:  02:53:47

Don't forget to breathe.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/12/2015:  17:55:52

Hey,just agree with them

Spiderman - Posted - 04/12/2015:  20:34:11

try 42, if that doesn't work then 3

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2015:  05:46:01

There's always a chance that the smell isn't coming from the refrigerator.

Spiderman - Posted - 04/13/2015:  18:06:10

CAPS LOCK

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/14/2015:  02:59:03

Lady,,If you think this fish tastes bad,you should taste our spoiled fish,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2015:  03:49:04

Yes, we have Prince Albert in a can. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/15/2015:  12:26:40

All I know is,they said,,, "Pronto",,not Tonto.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2015:  14:17:01

To apply emu oil to your aching joints, grab said emu by the neck and wring

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/16/2015:  03:13:05

But pay strict attention to which end the oil comes out!!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2015:  06:36:10

You fool, I said "ping pong balls"!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/16/2015:  08:19:38

Two is company,,Three is a crowd,So that is me and two women,,,,HELP!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2015:  09:38:09

My get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/16/2015:  12:15:35

Every time My mother would put food on the table,we would eat it.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2015:  11:15:06

Ma, the pigs are in the swimming pool again!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2015:  11:34:26

45 years of working,,and you still want more!??!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2015:  11:39:49

I wish I could have a great day for the next few weeks. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2015:  13:50:56

Boy,,I sure ate a BUNCH of Paw-Paw's when I was growing up.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/18/2015:  03:33:34

Abstraction lies ahead, what with the future yet to come.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2015:  04:18:24

Tarzan and Jane had no supermarket at which to buy marshmallows.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2015:  08:45:00

Goin' to see Nedski today at the banjo workshop

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2015:  17:25:03

I'm thinking its time to grow up. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2015:  00:29:49

You can't stay young, but you can stay immature ... - Red Green

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/19/2015:  04:00:17

Why mess with daisies when there is a rose next door

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2015:  12:13:56

Ah, the unmistakable aroma of wet dog.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2015:  13:44:05

Cherokee Shuffle sounds great when someone else plays it

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2015:  14:10:11

Boy, I thought those swimsuit models would NEVER leave.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/21/2015:  02:40:13

Come on,you know you wanna taste it

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2015:  05:59:18

Don't hate me just because I'm beautiful