banjoscotty - Posted - 05/22/2013:  03:03:39

I guess ya'll know I haven't won
the Florida lottery yet.

mbanjo - Posted - 05/22/2013:  12:56:20

How far is it to 'dantes inferno'?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2013:  12:12:14

I looked out the patio door a while ago
and the swimming pool is full of water????

TonyS - Posted - 05/23/2013:  12:46:14

In school, a teacher once said to us - You don't want to waste your life away, lounging around and being lazy, do you?  For a moment I thought - YES cool!

mbanjo - Posted - 05/23/2013:  12:51:18

Depression has freed me from the paralysis of hope

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2013:  04:09:28

Don't get caught up in a down fall

FRAILER57 - Posted - 05/24/2013:  07:15:10

OWWWWOWWWWOWW!!! An oatmeal plopper just flew up in the air and landed on top of my non hairy head, and burned a blister on it!!!! OWWWWWW!!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2013:  11:03:17

When it's peach pickin time in Georgia,,
Then pick peaches,,,,,,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 05/24/2013:  13:01:24

There's no business like no business

Edited by - mbanjo on 05/24/2013 13:02:24

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2013:  15:14:34

Sure thing,,yes,,I'll tell him

mbanjo - Posted - 05/26/2013:  15:40:11

Has the elephant trainer arrived yet?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2013:  02:41:39

I don't care if syrup goes to $1.00 a sop
I ain't gonna buy none anyway

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2013:  13:12:34

Don.t pull this chain

mbanjo - Posted - 05/27/2013:  14:30:55

This has been the most enjoyable morning this week so far

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2013:  17:13:52

Yes but I don't think I'll have some,
I already had any

mbanjo - Posted - 05/27/2013:  18:09:05

No use milking over spilt cry's.....

Edited by - mbanjo on 05/27/2013 18:10:25

dmiller - Posted - 05/27/2013:  18:25:33

quote:

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Originally posted by mbanjo



How far is it to 'dantes inferno'?

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From my house??  1 mile (1.6 Km).  There's a restaurant that far

from my house called Grandma's.  They have a sandwich called

"Dante's Inferno".  I just ate one yesterday.    

mbanjo - Posted - 05/27/2013:  19:50:33

Sounds good...........what do they put on the sandwich? :-)

jistgreg - Posted - 05/27/2013:  20:16:38

A fez is a truncated dunce cap. 

mbanjo - Posted - 05/27/2013:  20:42:15

We are gathered here today........

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2013:  08:00:53

3 frets,3 strings,3 fingers,3 chords,,,,,,no sweat

mbanjo - Posted - 05/28/2013:  13:56:46

Little miss muffett sat on a tuffett.....

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2013:  14:14:50

did anyone drink more than half a gallon

mbanjo - Posted - 05/28/2013:  15:05:30

Don't look at me in that tone of voice........

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2013:  04:44:59

I think lady streakers should be legalized

RandyZ - Posted - 05/29/2013:  05:44:52

when i was 16, i hid in a piano while skipping out of catechism, only to be found by Sister Mary Paula....

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2013:  08:55:06

I have a left arm and a right arm
I also have a left leg and a right leg???

mbanjo - Posted - 05/29/2013:  12:26:16

Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Gypsy Rose?

RandyZ - Posted - 05/29/2013:  13:03:38

is she wearing orthopedic shoes?

mbanjo - Posted - 05/29/2013:  13:58:41

Its the same distance from here to there.....as it is from there to here

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2013:  16:29:19

When I repeatedly put one foot in front of the other
they say I'm walking

mbanjo - Posted - 05/30/2013:  17:33:41

If you are right 99.9% of the time.........you havent allowed much room for error

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2013:  03:21:15

stay on the firing line,,,,sooner or later someone will shoot you

mbanjo - Posted - 05/31/2013:  13:22:28

Take my word for it....

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2013:  04:05:47

whenever the sun rises,,the darkness goes away???

TonyS - Posted - 06/02/2013:  07:46:38

You cant mix apples and oranges?  Yes you can!  I did it, tastes great!

mbanjo - Posted - 06/02/2013:  14:00:34

Its a jungle out there.......

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2013:  14:12:21

HAW!! I'm broiling steaks in the oven

mbanjo - Posted - 06/02/2013:  14:36:15

Lots of folks make the same mistake twice....

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/02/2013:  20:58:21

I wonder if collecting belly button lint is someone's hobby?

mbanjo - Posted - 06/02/2013:  21:24:48

Maybe you could spin it and make yarn?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2013:  03:42:53

or mix it with toe jam for,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,something????

mbanjo - Posted - 06/03/2013:  14:16:14

Dental floss maybe?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2013:  15:18:28

I have to go get a tire for my bike tomorrow,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 06/03/2013:  15:48:08

Another day, another dollar.....

TonyS - Posted - 06/03/2013:  16:02:44

It would have to be Banjo - Banbob or Banmike just don't sound right...

mbanjo - Posted - 06/03/2013:  17:07:27

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/03/2013:  23:23:37

I went to the doctor for a checkup and he told me he looked at my brain X-ray and didn't see anything.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/03/2013:  23:35:07

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait a little longer.