banjoscotty - Posted - 01/07/2018:  03:20:11

Never trust your mortal enemy------shoot him

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2018:  04:21:00

My enemies have long memories

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/07/2018:  06:57:47

Tigers love to tug on a thingy

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2018:  03:24:46

My interior designer has lost her mind.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/08/2018:  03:53:37

Socks, the scientific answer to the handkerchief.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2018:  06:16:12

O’Reilly Auto Parts doesn’t sell shoelaces anymore

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/08/2018 06:16:37

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2018:  10:49:15

That was messy.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/08/2018:  15:28:56

Stuck in a groovy

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2018:  18:57:04

I fell asleep standing up.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2018:  18:59:14

Hub caps don’t fit on pop bottles

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/09/2018:  03:20:36

A 38 special,a 357 magnum,and a 9mm bullet are all 36 caliber..

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2018:  03:43:22

Of all the people I know, you are one of them.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/09/2018:  03:52:01

Lard tastes so good, cats ask for it by name.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2018:  04:55:31

Dung beetle wrangler wanted

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2018:  06:09:18

You could have knocked me over with a fender

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/09/2018:  10:55:58

Well why didn't you sucker punch him?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2018:  11:57:44

Please keep laboratory samples elsewhere.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/09/2018:  13:36:22

What do you mean the check's not in the mail?

DC5 - Posted - 01/09/2018:  14:00:24

If that's the answer, I don't want to know the question.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/10/2018:  04:00:06

If it pours when it's raining,,what is it pouring?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2018:  07:19:52

Shoelace futures look good

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2018:  07:52:06

What do you think he means by that?

DC5 - Posted - 01/12/2018:  05:25:29

There is a world wide shortage of unobtainium.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2018:  06:06:58

Halloween is the only time I can show my face in public.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2018:  08:04:40

I wouldn’t eat that with a ten-foot pole

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2018:  11:41:29

It was a dark and stormy night.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/13/2018:  02:47:06

What? You moron,,you did that once and remember what happened?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2018:  04:45:44

Sometimes a sense of humor can’t be taught, it needs to be beaten in.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/13/2018:  05:32:36

Think eggs. Think alfalfa.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2018:  09:07:58

This is awfully weak tea to have to hang your hat on

DC5 - Posted - 01/13/2018:  11:37:17

Does anyone know where my pen is?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/13/2018:  11:55:03

They think we're twins

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2018:  17:55:45

If your friend is struck by lightening and appears to be ok except his hair is smoking, it’s okay to think it’s funny.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2018:  20:22:34

Don’t close the barn doors after a black cat has crossed your path

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/13/2018 20:23:11

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/14/2018:  02:58:22

Don't stick your finger in the light socket while the ac current is on

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/14/2018:  07:11:34

Get a haggis liposuction and enjoy the day.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2018:  12:29:54

Slip the desk Sargent $20 and see what he does.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2018:  13:40:08

Tie those shoelaces with a reef knot

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/14/2018:  15:03:44

Ted the crispy garnish that tastes just like its name.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2018:  19:00:12

Parsnips are always good for the girls who want their own gift to mankind.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/15/2018:  05:05:23

You've got the right parsnips baby, uh huh,

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2018:  07:31:22

Flavored ice cream is the best thing I’ve ever had.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2018:  07:41:05

Circle the wagons when the rubber meets the road

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2018:  07:42:08

These high heels are killing my feet.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/15/2018:  12:24:26

If you throw in the towel,,what will you dry with?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2018:  15:32:28

It's tough to lose your lover when your heart is full of hope, but it's worse to lose your towel when your eyes are full of soap.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2018:  15:48:55

Never bend over in a Leavenworth shower

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2018:  16:57:18

As an outsider, please tell us what you think of the human race.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/15/2018:  18:06:28

Sweet, sweet bubble balls...