jistgreg - Posted - 12/30/2015:  08:49:44

Sudhaus where they sucked suds for a good, long while.  

"You be Beethoven, you be Brahms, and I'll be 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/30/2015:  09:41:49

standing by watching.

If that doesn't work just

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2015:  11:39:23

smash your piano with a sledge hammer and go home.

Not many ivory ticklers

jistgreg - Posted - 12/30/2015:  11:49:02

appreciate the nuances of a banjo. 

If I knew what nuances were, then I'd know whether banjos had any, and I could finally 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2015:  14:35:25

hold up my end of the conversation. 

I'm tired of

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2015:  15:30:47

carrying a dictionary around.

Henceforth I aspire

jistgreg - Posted - 12/30/2015:  15:57:24

to conspire, as we dream by the fire, to faze unafraid the planet we made. 

Walking in a winter wonderland is 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2015:  16:14:16

a lot of fun if you are dressed properly. 

It's no fun 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2015:  06:03:51

in Bermuda, or in Bermuda shorts for that matter.

Make sure you lock your igloo

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2015:  06:08:10

before you set out on a whale hunt in your kayak. 

It would suck to get back and

jistgreg - Posted - 12/31/2015:  11:15:29

find that your igloo was mistaken  for a harp seal pup. 

(I'm grumpy when I haven't had my  

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2015:  12:05:49

whale blubber and freeze dried caribou. 

Choosing the the right wine 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2015:  12:14:49

in the far north is a law due to the antifreeze component in fortified sherry.

Fresh salads ,however,

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2015:  12:19:46

are virtually unknown. 

You don't find very many

jistgreg - Posted - 12/31/2015:  17:00:20

women pining for

rape [an Old World herb (Brassica napus) of the mustard family grown as a forage crop and for its seeds which yield rapeseed oil and are a bird food] 

jistgreg - Posted - 12/31/2015:  18:15:30

Rapunzel was named after 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2015:  18:53:06

an obscure village n the Black Forest called Rapun. 

Zel was her grandmother's

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2015:  19:27:35

maiden name, "jungfrau" being another "Hun"-dle for "maiden".

Not many Frauleins

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2015:  20:17:45

say  "ja" when I say "ich möchte mit dir schlafen", but I keep trying.

I guess you could say

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2016:  08:29:10

I speak with a sauer forked tongue.

A wooden heart

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2016:  08:35:20

isn't very good at maintaining blood pressure. 

However, it does help

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/01/2016:  13:31:08

Elvis to keep receiving royalty payments.

There is a secret phrase in that song.It means

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2016:  14:54:12

I'll meet you in the beer gardens at midnight.

Elvis' command of German

jistgreg - Posted - 01/01/2016:  15:59:39

battalions during the Korean conflict was kept Top Secret. 

Priscilla found out about it, however, and 

Edited by - jistgreg on 01/01/2016 16:00:35

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2016:  17:18:14

threatened to they'll the press if he didn't resign immediately. 

Elvis said 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2016:  17:34:37

"Hit the road,Prissy, and don't be cruel. There's a mystery train leavin' town in half an hour."

With that, Elvis

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/02/2016:  02:49:56

Jumped the train himself leaving poor Priscilla standing on station platform..

WOW!! What a way to go he said as

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2016:  04:28:42

he rode the rails off into the distance. 

The rest of his life loomed

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2016:  07:19:17

on the horizon, fraught with many highs and lows.

Never trust a kernel

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/03/2016:  04:34:55

named Parker how doesn't know how to spell.

Always get duplicate copies when you

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2016:  10:42:09

print the manuscript of your life's work. 

It would suck to

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2016:  14:12:41

end up in prison for blatant plagiarism , especially after surviving a plague of locusts.

My karma must be

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2016:  14:40:33

getting worn out from all the good deeds I've done in the last few years. 

I wonder what it will take to offset

MWBailey - Posted - 01/03/2016:  16:24:24

that novel about lawmnower romances.

My girlfriend says my writing makes her

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2016:  17:19:27

cross-eyed, complaining that I never learned good penmanship in elementary school.

But a cross-eyed gal

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2016:  17:40:06

is something I find quite erotic. 

I'm hoping she will

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/04/2016:  04:48:22

see things my way..

Johnjacobjingleheimerschmittandallhischildrencametoget

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2016:  06:57:18

my Wiener schnitzel with sauerkraut recipe.



Jingleheimerschmitt came from chocolatetown

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/04/2016 06:58:40

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2016:  07:31:07

, otherwise known as Hershey Pennsylvania.

The last time I was in Hershey

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/04/2016:  08:09:22

I played guitar at the theater there.

I didn't get invited back because

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2016:  10:58:59

I didn't realize you were not supposed to bathe in the chocolate fountain.

After they cleaned me off, they

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2016:  13:35:47

tarred and feathered me, and ran me outta town on a rail.

It was there that

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/05/2016:  02:09:08

I decided to give up that brown candy.

I chose jelly beans and left

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2016:  03:35:52

on the next train to the coast. 

That turned out to be

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2016:  03:43:35

a hair raising adventure, fraught with danger around every curve.

The engineer and brakeman had been

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2016:  03:46:12

bound and gagged in the mail car. 

We careened 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/05/2016:  06:26:05

and also wrecked the train.

If you don't have a train you can use

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2016:  08:48:27

a bunch of shopping carts tied together with baling wire. 

It can be quite

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2016:  12:04:17

a fun experience, but oncoming trains lack respect for these ramshackle intruders.

The singing brakeman