Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/09/2021:  11:59:15

inconsequential and not worth the thought.

Speaking of

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/09/2021:  12:04:19

thoughts , I think I’ll take a knap.

My spelling bee experiences

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/09/2021:  12:24:30

hav note gun wel lattly.

Mabee its time

OM45GE - Posted - 11/10/2021:  04:05:25

for me to learn another language.

Nobody will know if I’m misspelling something in Swahili, but

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/10/2021:  10:10:22

In the end, nobody really cares anyway.

Actually

OM45GE - Posted - 11/10/2021:  12:43:05

my neighbor might care because he’s a shameless busybody.

He thinks he

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/10/2021:  12:46:11

knows all my internet passwords.

Yesterday he hacked

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/10/2021:  15:19:51

a hole in the middle of his hedge so he could spy on me.

I outsmarted

OM45GE - Posted - 11/10/2021:  17:17:48

him by parking my camping trailer in front of the hole.

You’ve got to

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/10/2021:  17:33:34

know that evil lurks everywhere.

Many fiddlers play the devil’s music

OM45GE - Posted - 11/11/2021:  03:11:19

in a highly skilled and entertaining manner.

Personally, I enjoy

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/11/2021:  09:31:59

eating fruit more so than vegetables.



Bananas

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 11/11/2021 09:32:48

OM45GE - Posted - 11/11/2021:  17:46:14

I don’t like at all.

It’s the texture, not the flavor that

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/11/2021:  19:09:09

makes me yell fire in a crowded grocery store’s fruit & vegetable department.

Banana popsicles

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2021:  02:55:55

are very tasty and the sticks are quite useful.



I like to

Edited by - OM45GE on 11/12/2021 02:56:12

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/12/2021:  06:51:42

build “WOODIE” banjo rims from steam-bent popsicle sticks.

So far

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/12/2021:  08:11:48

I’ve got one order from a guy in Leavenworth named “Lucy”.

He says he likes clawhammering

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2021:  10:40:09

his cell mate.

I think that may be some sort of euphemism for

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/12/2021:  11:14:13

happy hands in private sacred places.

Gophers are

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/12/2021:  12:31:34

mascots for the Saskatchewan Roughriders football team.



They hitch rides on the team bus

Edited by - chuckv97 on 11/12/2021 12:33:04

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2021:  17:15:14

but are forced to ride in the luggage compartment.



They wouldn’t mind except

Edited by - OM45GE on 11/12/2021 17:15:28

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/13/2021:  08:45:04

they have a tendency to freeze their ying-yang’s in cold weather.

Speaking of

OM45GE - Posted - 11/13/2021:  10:32:30

ying-yangs, have you seen mine?

I seem to have misplaced

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/13/2021:  11:51:05

mine since the “incident”.

I laughed til my a*s fell off

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2021:  02:56:38

which was a natural disaster.

I don’t think

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/14/2021:  05:29:35

too much about keeping up my outhouse maintenance program these days.

Seems I’ve

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/14/2021:  07:12:20

the wasps and flies take over.

I’ve ruled out

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/14/2021:  11:11:00

any chance that I might win the lottery.

I don’t

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2021:  15:50:31

play the lottery so it only stands to reason that I won’t win.

However, if I did

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/14/2021:  16:08:41

I’d probably be a millionaire by now.

No pain, no gain

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/14/2021:  17:16:11

is the motto carved into the outhouse wall.

It happened

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2021:  02:50:42

while I was reading War and Peace.

I was able to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/15/2021:  04:24:22

find temporary intestinal peace in winning one outhouse battle.

It’s amazing

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/15/2021:  07:44:37

what the power of suggestion can do.

My military days

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/15/2021:  11:53:59

behind me, I’m always looking for a way to help out veterans.

Lately

OM45GE - Posted - 11/16/2021:  03:55:08

I’ve been spending more time at the local American Legion Post.

I’m not a veteran myself, but

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/16/2021:  05:03:06

my bartending experience mixed with my banjo playing has become an enjoyable asset for post members.

Maybe

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/16/2021:  07:48:04

I’ll garner a gig or two, playing bar mitzvahs and graduations.

I always knew

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/16/2021:  08:59:15

that Miss Kitty had the hots for Marshall Dillon.

Festus

OM45GE - Posted - 11/16/2021:  10:20:51

had photos of the two of them behind the Long Branch Saloon.

They were osculating like a couple of

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/16/2021:  15:14:03

crappies flopping on the bottom of the boat.

It doesn’t

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/16/2021:  15:27:46

take a genius to come to the conclusion the Miss Kitty was but a 2-bit wh*re.

I’m reminded of the time

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2021:  04:02:48

she knocked on the door of my tractor trailer and asked me if I wanted some “company”.

Everyone know’s that is

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/17/2021:  14:11:51

-land life in the Caribbean is slow and relaxing.

I would

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/17/2021:  20:34:32

venture a guess that they don’t have cable TV.



My TV blew up

Edited by - chuckv97 on 11/17/2021 20:34:50

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2021:  03:14:17

after I hooked it up to a 220 volt circuit.

I was hoping

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/18/2021:  04:29:55

secretly that it might because I’m Jonesing for a huge new high definition model.

My neighbor

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/18/2021:  05:22:47

took the “u” out of his name after moving here from Saskabush.



He’s had border/bordre issues

Edited by - chuckv97 on 11/18/2021 05:23:05

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/18/2021:  10:25:56

when known as Dee Houser so now everyone just calls him Dee Hoser, Eh!

It