chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2021:  08:17:32

they partook of Willie’s jug of wine and began to fraternize with ribald humo(u)r.

Stories abounded

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/17/2021:  10:25:44

about their ancestors that had made the same trip eons ago.

They almost

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2021:  03:09:13

back when men were men and the sheep were nervous.

Those were the good old

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/18/2021:  07:42:43

days when the ‘snap, crackle, and pop’ were sounds from cereal and not my body.

Now

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2021:  09:06:01

my get-up-and-go has got up and went.

I’ve recently

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2021:  12:43:13

started sleeping in the nude.

The only problem is

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/19/2021:  07:57:56

my wife was afraid of the dark, then she saw me naked now she’s afraid of the light.

Once

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2021:  08:28:32

we had a quarrel and she burned all my clothes.

I had to wear drapes for a while

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2021:  02:55:34

which wasn’t as bad as it sounds.

The fabric matched my eyes and

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/21/2021:  14:12:56

complimented my hair color and completion.

But the material chafed

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2021:  03:47:08

around my enormous pectoral muscles.

I probably work out too

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2021:  06:39:45

much at Tiny’s Gym.

He gives me massages

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2021:  06:57:11

that leave me feeling very relaxed.

Sometimes I even

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/22/2021:  10:08:07

doze off a bit, but I still keep one eye Tiny because his hands can get a little too happy.

He’s been known

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2021:  17:38:58

to take a few liberties with his clients, if you know what I mean.

I also worry about

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/22/2021:  18:30:40

my wallet.



Occasionally 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 06/22/2021 18:32:01

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2021:  19:45:18

I keep it tucked in my armpit.

One time Tiny tried to put me to sleep

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2021:  03:19:58

by droning on and on about his unbelievable boring life.

It didn’t work because

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/23/2021:  10:51:51

I had heard that story once before.

Meanwhile he decided

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2021:  14:04:14

it was time for something completely different.

He reached into the closet and

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/23/2021:  14:33:57

pulled out a cat-o’-nine tails.

He strapped me to the table

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2021:  16:53:35

and cackled maniacally while pretending I wasn’t there.

Finally, he lit a cigarette and

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/23/2021:  23:29:04

sit down in the corner and appeared to be seriously thinking about something.

All of a sudden he

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/24/2021:  03:08:55

suffered a heart attack and tipped over.

Shortly

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2021:  03:44:37

after I realized that with Tiny deceased my being restrained was going to be problematic.

How was I going to

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/24/2021:  06:09:09

summon the ghost of Harry Houdini I didn’t know.

Just then Tiny’s Neanderthal bodyguard rushed in

J e f f - Posted - 06/24/2021:  10:11:43

with a very important announcement.

He said that

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/24/2021:  10:19:17

I was in luck!

Then

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2021:  17:46:47

the strangest thing happened.

I heard a loud

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/25/2021:  06:20:54

ruckus from behind me.

As I turned

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2021:  10:26:34

around I was struck by a large squid.

I’ve no idea how

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/25/2021:  10:31:10

or where in the hell it came from.

Seems it

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2021:  10:36:49

had been forcibly thrown from a great height.

Who in the world

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2021:  11:10:45

would play this game?

It seems the tall tales

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/25/2021:  17:17:13

have been getting better lately.

Did you hear about

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2021:  03:51:46

my tryouts for the Olympic bobsled team?

I figured all I had to do was

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/26/2021:  06:51:04

show up wearing my expensive, exotic gear and Bob would give me a ride on his sled.

Well,

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/26/2021:  09:29:57

Bob turned out to be a gender-bender who didn’t suffer fools gladly.



He told me to

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/26/2021 09:30:56

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2021:  16:33:06

climb on and hold tight.

He didn’t say

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/27/2021:  12:44:45

where we were going but promised to be one hell of a ride.

Well it wasn't as

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2021:  14:49:53

hellish as we thought.

We ran into the Abominable Snowman halfway down

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2021:  16:14:21

to the gates of hell.

He was planning to tell the devil

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/27/2021:  17:43:01

that he was one hell of a good fiddler.

That seemed

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2021:  03:47:56

the least he could do after the jam session.

The music was

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2021:  05:46:01

other-worldly and raised many a neck hair.

Shades of Paganini

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2021:  06:20:22

whose violin compositions broke new ground.

His influence

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/28/2021:  11:19:19

was felt all the way down to Georgia.

It was there

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/28/2021:  12:39:15

that he jumped upon a hickory stump and said.

I guess you

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2021:  12:46:28

can all go home now - I’ve long since buried the hatchet.

With that he broke into “Sherman’s March”