OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  10:16:28

she slipped and fell to a certain death.

Miraculously, she landed in the arms

RandyZ - Posted - 02/07/2014:  11:54:23

of an amorous preacher.

He assured her that this wasnt a habit...

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  12:00:21

as he claimed he hadn't any real action in years.

Nevertheless, my auntie bashed him with her

RandyZ - Posted - 02/07/2014:  12:24:39

camping stool that was attached to her backpack.


Fearing that he was being confronted by Satan himself, he whipped out his....

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  12:46:13

trusty Swiss Army Knife.

He selected the tool normally used for

RandyZ - Posted - 02/07/2014:  13:05:39

repelling vampires and such....the fold-away cross.

As he unfolded it, he noticed that the tweezers were missing from the end....

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  13:08:48

and someone had replaced them with something that looked most unusual.

It turned out to be a

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  14:34:04

good weather camping near the water this year

My friend said his friend didn't like to

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  14:51:01

befriend friendly bears.

Jellystone Park outlawed

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  15:03:19

the feeding of bears.

However the tourists routinely

jistgreg - Posted - 02/07/2014:  15:53:09

cozy up to the critters with an eye to making them into rugs. 

If they'd just learn hooking

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  15:54:33

the animals wouldn't be so nervous.

But hooking takes

jistgreg - Posted - 02/07/2014:  16:00:16

patience, skill, five-inch heels and fishnet socks. 

If you've been hooking 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  16:02:59

for a while. you would know what I mean.

If you're new to the business, this may

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  16:15:50

sound a little unethical but it works if you want to make I money

The horses are acting up since the time we

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  16:17:15

moved the rattlesnake cage into their stalls.

I don't know what's

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  16:46:47

going to happen next but I don't think it's going to be
good.

The dog just came in with a

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  17:37:26

half eaten muskrat in his mouth.

I think he

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  18:40:34

wants me to eat the rest of it cuz he barked at my lack of appetite earlier.

That's what you get for

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  18:43:01

Letting the dog think he's human. 

What you should do, is

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  18:48:11

get a cat for him to play wit, a very large cat

Someone decided to

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  18:52:07

let the cat out of the bag.

I've never been partial to stool

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/07/2014 18:53:35

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:02:52

juggling. 

It's all because

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:09:28

my stool sample came back due to lack of fragrance.

If I eat some sauerkraut

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:10:36

the legs are too short

Navigation is sometimes a

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:26:30

trial in the Great Lakes

The old oaken bucket that hung in the well is

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:27:30

pleasure. 

Other times it's 

jistgreg - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:31:42

moth-covered -- or is it moss-covered -- I don't hear well. 

Anyway, I wouldn't drink from 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:34:53

the well cause I couldn't get the lid off

Lost in the woods is not a good

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:38:13

way to spend your honeymoon. 

It would be better

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:40:38

to be lost in raw passion. 

I usually don't like raw

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:44:23

anything. 

In this case, however,

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:49:31

at this time in my life I would settle for anything

I my journal I have

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:54:41

page after page of mindless drivel. 

But to me, it has

jistgreg - Posted - 02/07/2014:  19:55:28

more pages written on behind me than blank pages ahead of me. 

I think this means 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/07/2014:  20:02:19

supper is ready and it's time for me to go

A when things start to go bad , they

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2014:  04:16:51

do so in a big way. 

For instance, the other day

jistgreg - Posted - 02/08/2014:  05:42:49

there was an elephant in the room -- and an 800-pound gorilla! 

I broke out my shovel  

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/08/2014:  05:52:32

to dig me a river so it could run my a boat and fish

After hiking the Applachian Trail I

jistgreg - Posted - 02/08/2014:  06:03:56

came back from Argentina. 

It was good to be 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2014:  06:44:54

back, even though no one noticed. 

I'm not sure why they

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/08/2014:  07:41:38

all showed up at one time at9:00am

The logistics of moving the food to another location was

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2014:  07:44:53

beyond any of us. 

We decided to

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2014:  08:53:38

move the other location to the food.

Luckily the Amazing Kreskin came by

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/08/2014:  09:08:01

and showed up a few tricks to use in the next act.

An coded transmission was sent out

jistgreg - Posted - 02/08/2014:  09:53:40

but it forgot its overshoes, so it came back in. 

The weather boded 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2014:  10:02:20

an ugly spell of stormy weather. 

Trenchcoats and hip waders

jistgreg - Posted - 02/08/2014:  10:20:24

replaced Inverness capes and unhip galoshes. 

We set out to brave the elements 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/08/2014:  13:30:59

but went back in the house and sat down

It was a golden opportunity to see