OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2020:  11:37:59

a pea and three cups.

Someone else seemed to be

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2020:  12:12:33

invading my brain through hypnosis.

I won the bet

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2020:  17:21:51

but was never able to collect.

That’s the last time I

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/17/2020:  11:14:52

promoting a bridge he had for sale.

Seems to me there are

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2020:  12:30:33

better ways to separate a fool from their money.

For instance, wouldn’t it be easier to just

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2020:  13:48:52

lure him into a den of iniquity with Dancing Donna’s flirtatious eye fluttering.

The last guy she

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/17/2020:  15:59:26

dated was loaded with cash but had no style.

Maybe her choice

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2020:  17:19:09

in men is overly influenced by the size of their bank accounts.

It certainly cannot be the size of their

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2020:  18:54:25

tool box.



Donna's claim to fame

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/17/2020 18:54:46

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2020:  03:50:51

was her amazing ability to touch the tip of her nose with her tongue.

It made me wonder

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/18/2020:  04:56:05

why her nose was so close to her mouth.

I assume it was because

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2020:  05:38:21

she had removed her false teeth.

That was another one of her

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2020:  06:51:23

specialties - gumming clients into euphoric stupor.

Donna’s bank manager

xmark - Posted - 09/18/2020:  09:56:29

however, couldn't be convinced to contribute to her funding program.

Initially he seemed to express an interest in her assets, but

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2020:  12:22:01

when he probed a little deeper he realized things were not all they seemed.

He grew quite alarmed

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/18/2020:  15:38:30

as the whole deal began to get too slippery so he decided to pull out.

It was then he discovered

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2020:  17:14:26

an infectious disease was the elephant in the room.

My gynecologist

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2020:  18:06:15

doesn’t recognize my face.

I’m pretty sure he

xmark - Posted - 09/19/2020:  14:17:36

is thrown off by my new tattoos.

One runs from just under my left eye down to

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2020:  14:43:33

the end of my collar bone.

It was supposed to be a flying dragon but it looks more like

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/19/2020:  17:54:00

puff the magic dragon.

That will be the last jailhouse tattoo I get as

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/19/2020:  18:20:43

the last ink I got was a dollar bill tattooed on my private parts.

It said

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2020:  19:28:50

“I’m easy but I’m not cheap”

I paid the tattooist

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2020:  10:35:54

with Cryptocurrency which he said he preferred.

I think he's trying to avoid

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/20/2020:  10:59:54

paying taxes on his earnings.

Or maybe he just

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2020:  17:47:54

likes the sense of intrigue.

He is something of a mysterious

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2020:  18:11:21

figure on the waterfront after midnight.

Something tells me

xmark - Posted - 09/20/2020:  19:37:19

he enjoys inflicting pain and creating art at the same time.

He grinned every time I winced, and

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2020:  03:00:27

kept muttering something about Etsy sales.

What seemed especially weird

xmark - Posted - 09/21/2020:  09:34:34

was how how he kept asking me how I felt.

Speaking of felt, I received a free pool table that needs recovering because the previous owner

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2020:  12:35:15

had used as a “fancy eatin’ table” in Beverly Hills.



They also ruined the cue sticks

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OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2020:  15:47:48

by using them to toast marshmallows.

Some people never

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/21/2020:  16:51:58

have heard of “Pot Passers”, which are cue sticks with notches cut to hold pot handles.

Maybe someone should write a banjo song about

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2020:  18:38:13

Jed Clampett and his nephew Jethro Bodeen.

Dash Riprock has the hots for wrasslin’ Ellie May

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2020:  02:57:59

and dreams of it almost every night.

In his dreams Ella May always

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/22/2020:  07:00:13

wears a sling bikini with 6” stiletto heels that she borrowed from Granny.

He also dreams that Granny

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2020:  08:30:28

whips up a nice supper of gopher guts with biscuits& gravy.

A way to a man’s heart, as they say,

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/22/2020:  12:24:20

is through his stomach.

It is possible that Granny’s ulterior motive is

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/22/2020:  15:05:16

to get more acquainted with Dash herself.

Its been rumored that Miss Hathaway was really a

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2020:  15:19:41

transvestite brother of Floyd’s, the conductor on the Cannonball out of Hooterville.

Her full name was

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/22/2020:  15:22:54

poor banjo player because of her large masculine like hands.

But it’s possible

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2020:  17:43:37

that he completely overlooked Chuck’s post.

That has happened quite often, but

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2020:  18:12:31

the transgressors ought to be sent to the BHO sin bin.

It is there that you can mull over

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2020:  02:44:22

the error of your ways.

But hey, we’ve all

xmark - Posted - 09/23/2020:  18:20:02

made our fair share!

Speaking of fairs, since it's been canceled this year, I'm thinking about

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2020:  19:25:55

hiring the bearded lady for my Hallowe’en party.



She and Sammy the Sword Swallower

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/23/2020 19:26:21

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2020:  02:49:16

have been moonlighting together since the carnival stopped touring.

They’ve also been

xmark - Posted - 09/25/2020:  09:40:42

performing at birthday parties and grand openings for barber shops.

They even have a song and dance routine where

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/25/2020:  10:32:03

they run naked through the BHO Sin Bin.

It’s at that point that Sammy’s Sword accidentally cuts