OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2021:  02:50:15

she is still receiving royalties every time someone streams a video of the film.

The money helps with

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/13/2021:  04:36:01

with legitimate monthly payments as well as supporting bad habits.

Lately

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2021:  05:20:10

I’ve been sleeping in til noon.

Mornings are passé

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/13/2021:  08:43:41

, especially during these cold winter months.

Evenings are spent

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2021:  12:03:23

poring over travel magazines featuring tropical destinations.

They help me

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2021:  13:54:54

escape the realities of days spent indoors with my psychotic significant other.



Maybe we’ll take up tobogganing

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/13/2021 13:55:41

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2021:  15:51:56

as things are sliding downhill already.

When we hit bottom

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/13/2021:  17:07:12

we're sure to know because everyone says there are rocks there.

The reality

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2021:  04:28:18

is sure to be far different.

For one thing,

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2021:  07:00:26

I’ll get my rocks off tobogganing.

Second thing,

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/14/2021:  07:47:20

I’ve decided to start collecting umbilicus lint.

So far

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2021:  11:25:30

I have about a thimbleful.

I’m hoping to

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2021:  12:55:14

knit a Christmas sweater with my collection.

I’m searching massage tables

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2021:  03:23:56

that come with a masseuse.

I would prefer

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/15/2021:  06:59:50

a full-figured, well rounded, long-legged blonde, but would settle for a brunette with the same qualities.

Background banjo music

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2021:  07:01:36

is au rigeur at my Saturday bbq’s.

Only drifters show up

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/15/2021:  07:24:03

for the free grub, but complain incessantly about the free music.

That attitude

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2021:  17:02:52

usually gets them tossed out in short order.

However, if they behave

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/16/2021:  03:18:19

they get a “Good Boy” badge for their shirt and a lollipop.

It doesn’t

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2021:  03:25:16

make them any more pleasant to be with.

However, it might

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/16/2021:  11:37:57

wise to give your spouse a Christmas present that costs more than the one she gives you.

That will ensure

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/16/2021:  12:35:54

one's odds of buying a new $20,000 prewar Gibson banjo.



I feel I could play like Earl

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/16/2021 12:36:45

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2021:  17:30:30

if only I spent the last eight years practicing instead of messing around on the BHO.

Then I realized

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/17/2021:  05:08:04

that “Life is too important to take seriously” which has become my personal motto.

My new attitude

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/17/2021:  05:15:45

led me to quit my boring job.

I’ve taken up busking and dumpster-diving

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/17/2021:  08:39:17

behind Jimmy’s Lunch, with the occasional foray to Grim Jim’s dumpster.

Last week

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2021:  13:46:25

I scored a large pizza with anchovies and sun dried tomatoes.

All I was missing was

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/17/2021:  14:56:17

the crust.

I co,mplained to

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2021:  17:23:24

the head of quality control but she said the rats in the dumpster must have eaten it and to take my smelly self and get out of there.

That was no way

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/18/2021:  05:32:26

to treat a lady”, Miss Hathaway said to Jethro.

Ever since

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/18/2021:  05:49:31

Ellie Mae ran off with Dash Riprock Jethro hasn’t been the same.

Last week he

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2021:  12:04:25

spent the entire day in the changing room behind the cement pond.

He didn’t come out until

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/18/2021:  13:55:54

he could figure out a way to jimmy the broken door latch and open the door.

Meanwhile

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2021:  17:47:01

it appears that someone forgot to close the barn door.

All of the

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/19/2021:  07:20:03

men in the neighborhood turned out for the grand opening of the towns new strip joint.



The

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/19/2021 07:20:22

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2021:  08:11:01

Church ladies were aghast.

Many wagged fingers

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2021:  10:04:54

but a few wagged their booties suggestively.



Who knew

Edited by - OM45GE on 12/19/2021 10:05:24

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/19/2021:  15:59:35

Pastor Gordon G. Goodbody’s granddaughter Gail Gee Goodbody, could grind her goods so gratuitously.



Her mother

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/19/2021 16:00:52

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2021:  17:36:42

did a pretty good pole dance herself.

Next Sunday should be

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2021:  18:19:28

a hoot what with the Gospelaires Banjos Ensemble performing during the Church service.



Ear plugs

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/19/2021 18:19:55

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2021:  02:47:58

are strongly recommended and Dr. Art the Audiologist will be in the lobby after the services.

Art is

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/20/2021:  06:26:30

usually displayed at the dentist office and sometimes at the grocery store, and can be purchased there with your punch card. 



Occasionally

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/20/2021 06:29:08

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/20/2021:  06:29:23

I purloin one and hang it in my indoor outhouse.

The paint seems to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/20/2021:  10:35:50

withstand the daily wear and tear of daily outhouse activities either indoors or out. 



My favorite painting depicts

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/20/2021 10:36:48

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2021:  13:03:43

the town of Stockbridge, Massachusetts at Christmas.

I like trying to identify

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/20/2021:  14:10:59

pictures portraying areas in the vicinity of the beautiful Berkshire Trail.

The US Interstate system

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/20/2021:  14:46:33

has no north-south interstate in Nebraska.

Somehow it slipped through the cracks

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2021:  17:46:04

or perhaps they just didn’t want Kansas residents easy access.

After all, everyone knows

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/21/2021:  04:54:49

that whatever happens in Nebraska, stays in Nebraska.

Speaking of easy access