banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2017:  02:53:32

cheated on Clark before this..

She was overcome by guilt and said that

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2017:  06:36:48

the next time she cheats on Clark she will make sure it's worth dealing with the guilt.



Lois enjoys the thrill of  illicit

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banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2017:  08:31:11

and personal emotions.

Mr. White doesn't quite

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2017:  08:34:03

drive for show and putt for dough, but his history is riddled with scorned women.

His five lawyers are busy

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2017:  16:08:14

settling paternity suits and annulling Las Vegas weddings.

I need to find out how Perry

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/01/2017:  05:05:28

got Lois to take her clothes off.

But now I remember that Clark once told me

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2017:  08:01:45

he showed her his phone-booth technique.

But the cell phone industry has

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2017:  03:05:18

meant the end of phone booths.

So now Clark has to change

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/02/2017:  06:46:49

behind the port-a-potty at a construction site.

That was working out ok till the foreman

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2017:  08:49:24

told him to get back on that bulldozer and get to work.

He’d mistaken Clark for

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2017:  03:27:52

Bob the Builder who had been magically transformed into a real human after his cartoon character was exposed to kryptonite.

Clark decided to

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/03/2017:  05:24:15

play along with the foreman.

But it was coming lunch time and Clark

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2017:  07:16:01

decided to head over to Grim Jim’s for a sandwich and a couple of beers.

It seems the dozer fumes had

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2017:  17:29:31

clouded his judgment and, about a dozen beers later, Grim Jim dumped Clark's inert body out the back doorway where he lay motionless.

It wasn't until morning that

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/04/2017:  04:01:58

the cleaning lady found him..

But after giving him 12 more beers he

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2017:  05:46:00

fell into her arms and proposed marriage.

She grabbed her mop

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2017:  14:37:52

and proceeded to beat him about the head and shoulders.

She obviously didn't know who she was beating or she

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2017:  03:57:27

would have accepted the marriage proposal..

Clark was only trying to

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2017:  05:15:28

have a little fun , something his dour disposition seldom allowed him to do.

His Scottish upbringing

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2017:  06:43:26

combined with his being orphaned at an early age left him ill equipped to deal with the cleaning lady's temperamental and violent demeanor.

He tried to

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2017:  12:17:44

sooth her over with his hidden charms.

But being a cleaning lady she wasn't

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2017:  14:43:24

about to be taken to the cleaners. (ho,ho)

Her antennae were up

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2017:  02:57:47

which made her look like an old fashioned television set.

Clark had to suppress a grin, but

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/06/2017:  04:14:18

really he felt obligated to her..

But the cleaning lady said; "Listen sonny boy if you

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2017:  06:18:59

really wanna help me, grab a brush and some toilet bowl cleaner.

We can be a team

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/06/2017:  10:16:08

greater than Mr. Clean.

But Clark said,I'm of this mess and

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2017:  17:55:03

heading for a cell phone store.

It will be there that I

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2017:  18:22:39

finally get to use my powers of negotiation.

I’m hoping to get

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2017:  18:54:04

a newly built booth wherein I can disrobe.

The store manager

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/07/2017:  04:42:08

didn't have a phone booth but he put an outhouse behind the store for
Clark to change in.

That worked well till Long Tall Sally needed to

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2017:  08:15:50

have some alone time and decided to read War and Peace whilst sitting in the outhouse.

Clark waited as long as he could and then

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2017:  08:26:01

tipped over the outhouse.

Sally emerged covered with

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2017:  17:23:37

the disgusting effluvia from all the bar patrons.

She was so upset that she

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/08/2017:  05:11:55

pushed Clark into the "yucky" hole.

She began to laugh and said; now it's your turn to

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2017:  11:05:03

eat sh*t without any ketchup.

With that,she

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2017:  03:19:54

trudged off to look for a hose.

She didn’t want to

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banjoscotty - Posted - 10/09/2017:  04:45:54

smell stinky all day.

She said,"this is not the

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2017:  04:54:23

way I though my first date with a super hero would go."

Her expectations were often too high, but this time

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/09/2017:  07:59:46

she learned the truth of the matter.

Clark has his eye on

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2017:  08:14:50

Lois but he oddly finds Jimmy attractive too.

If this ever gets out to the millions of Superman fans,

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2017:  08:49:10

they’ll burn his comic books in huge bonfires at City Halls everywhere.

Jimmy could get another job

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2017:  16:40:16

but he would have to dye his hair jet black and wear think rimmed glasses.

It sounded like a lame disguise but it seemed to work for Clark until

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2017:  04:53:02

he misplaced his glasses while visiting Lois in her apartment.

The Dr.told Clark to

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2017:  06:24:24

give he regards to Lois.

It seems they had been having an affair until Clark showed up and Lois

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2017:  07:25:48

during an office visit.

Please try to understand that Perry White

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2017:  07:41:37

is actually a LeBlanc from New Brunswick.

He used to pick a mean mandolin

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2017:  09:49:03

until the mandolin went to therapy and stopped being mean.

That disincentivised Perry to pick on him so

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2017:  16:58:04

everyone could listen more clearly.

But Perry developed a large ego and

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2017:  17:25:53

bought Bill Monroe’s bus, demanding big $$ from cigar-smoking promoters.



He drove to the White House

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