OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2014:  19:08:11

with all the nervous twitches and annoying voice. 

He didn't look

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/02/2014:  05:55:30

where he was going and ended up in the lake

my plow got. hung up in the field and

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2014:  08:58:57

my neighbour came over with some dynamite.

My poor old mule

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2014:  10:36:23

sure was surprised to find itself 200 feet in the air.

However, it

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/02/2014:  15:30:51

was a good day in the fields

the next time some one suggests

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2014:  15:34:27

picking up a case of beer on the way to the explosives store, you would be well advised to get out of the car.

I didn't and

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/03/2014:  07:21:21

the beer REALLY packed a punch!

Booze with a dynamite chaser

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2014:  07:41:37

is one of those things momma never though she needed to warn you about.

However,

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/03/2014:  18:21:42

when that was over we never saw each other again

I climed a tree over looking the lake

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/03/2014:  19:50:37

and decided it would be a good place to build a tree fort .

But a hornets nest

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2014:  06:52:40

persuaded me otherwise. 

I decided to

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/05/2014:  10:41:03

smoke out the hornets with a tire fire.

But then

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2014:  11:14:30

the flames ignited the house. 

I was quite

jistgreg - Posted - 07/06/2014:  02:22:32

put out, but the fire was not. 

The next time I 

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2014:  13:49:18

I have matches in my heard and a determined look on my face, please give me a dope slap and take the matches away. 

I may argue with you, but 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2014:  13:57:36

abscond les allumettes toute suite anyway.

After all,

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2014:  14:05:25

I just asked you to take them from me.

Do you think

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/06/2014:  20:27:50

not

the score was on the

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2014:  20:31:59

sports news,but the Indians and Redskins didn't square off today.

Running back a fly ball from left field

OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2014:  04:22:17

can be a thing of beauty or an exercise in frustration.

If you are as clumsy as

MWBailey - Posted - 07/07/2014:  16:08:06

a clubfooted one-legged drunk umpire, you need help.



Therefore, grab the nearest

Edited by - MWBailey on 07/07/2014 16:08:37

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/07/2014:  17:18:54

gal and dance

the Rainey season ended and the

OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2014:  17:41:50

long summer drought began. 

It's probably time to

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2014:  18:19:10

make kool aid popsicles and truck them to hard hit drought areas.

The best

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2014:  03:44:37

way to earn a small fortune is to start with a large fortune and day trade.

I learned

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2014:  07:42:40

the hard way.

I started at the top and

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2014:  08:38:51

worked my way down to complete poverty and obscurity.

Actually, one isn't that much different

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/08/2014:  15:29:47

than the last one

the tire came off and

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2014:  16:08:09

smashed into the cop's motorcycle at Dunkin Donuts.

Good thing the cop

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/08/2014:  16:38:49

didn't see it happen. He thought it was an inside job.

while crossing the river I saw

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2014:  17:26:19

the opportunity of a lifetime.

Unfortunately, it was

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/08/2014:  18:23:38

the last time I saw it

when I was on the space shuttle looking back at earth one Sunday morning

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2014:  19:56:49

I saw smoke signals coming from the Smoky Mountains.

If I could decipher

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2014:  03:08:43

what they were saying, I'm sure it would be important.

Unfortunately, I don't

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2014:  07:33:25

understand the smokthonian language.

We better get

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2014:  10:09:32

a translator in here quickly.

I wouldn't want

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/10/2014:  18:25:49

to go wrong on this one

the sun was so

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2014:  23:11:07

hot it melted my thumb pick.

I wonder

jistgreg - Posted - 07/11/2014:  00:28:33

as I wander out under the sky. 

Why am I thinking of Christmas 

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2014:  03:32:40

in the middle of July?

Perhaps my sense of

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/11/2014:  17:07:04

timing is off

it snowed here last night and

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2014:  19:00:39

we all went cross country skiing. 

It was a bit unsettling because

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2014:  23:43:17

we saw Santa totally befuddled,as he checked his calendar

He told us the elves

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/11/2014 23:44:23

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2014:  04:20:22

were all on holiday in Amsterdam. 

It was their favorite destination because

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2014:  11:49:42

elfin urges are satisfied there.

But Donner and Blitzen

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/12/2014:  15:14:07

were also on vacation in Alaska hoping their horns would grow back before the sled ride took place

the fish look funny when you see them

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2014:  19:20:57

with clown noses and the fake arrow through the head.

The carp are particularly

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2014:  23:16:48

hilarious as they circle our backyard cee-ment pond.

Rufus,our dog,

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2014:  03:13:34

likes to jump in and swim with the carp.

The carp don't

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/14/2014 03:13:45