OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2021:  11:07:29

, I’m planning on flying first class.

I hope they

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/04/2021:  14:51:12

don’t notice that I purchased a one-way ticket, which might reveal my intentions.

Luckily

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/04/2021:  19:16:58

I flew first class and had more privacy.

The next time I'm

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2021:  19:30:12

in Detroit I’m gonna drag the river for Jimmy Hoffa’s body.

I have a hunch

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/04/2021:  21:59:54

that he wasn't buried in a field.

I really think

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2021:  03:18:07

finding Jimmy is the key to my retirement plans.

Book deals can be

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/05/2021:  08:12:13

hard to come by these days.

Especially if

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2021:  08:14:24

one is writing about banjo technique.

The controversy over 2-finger-planting

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/05/2021:  10:07:03

Is total BS in my book, which is based on anatomical observation and personal experience. 



Just because

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/05/2021 10:11:33

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2021:  11:07:24

some self-appointed, so called expert says so doesn't make it so.

I prefer to

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2021:  12:08:52

go about my business without being harassed by nincompoops.

Speaking of nincompoops

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/05/2021:  12:17:40

is there may be a few of members in our forum.

I've met a few

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/05/2021:  14:23:48

but certainly none those that participate in BHO gaming would be suspect.

The gamers are

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/05/2021:  15:49:10

the ones that never post in rooms such as this.

It seems to me that

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2021:  19:15:39

many have mysteriously disappeared over the years.

I wonder if

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/05/2021:  19:17:02

they found another forum or not.

I would bet that

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2021:  04:15:15

a few have been institutionalized.

I hope to see

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/06/2021:  06:50:03

pleasant weather for the coming weekend.

I’ve planned

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2021:  06:50:40

a new dawning,, a new awakening,, a new resurgence of sanity.

But alas, one can only

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/06/2021:  06:59:24

plan so much, and then idleness must be pushed aside and action taken to fulfill plans and dreams.

One of my goals

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/06/2021:  10:48:18

is to become a better player by the weekend.

If that happened

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2021:  11:00:28

hell would freeze over.

If I can just master the pulloff

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2021:  11:55:31

my parents will be very proud.

That would be the very first thing that I've

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/06/2021:  14:36:23

accomplished since first grade.

I want to

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2021:  16:28:58

reprimand them for making whoopee without my permission all those years ago.

I coulda bin a contendah

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2021:  03:20:48

if I only had some ability.

As it is, I’m hopelessly

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/07/2021:  07:37:15

in love with the girl next door.

Her bedroom window

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2021:  08:33:55

rattles after my many attempts to pry it loose.

Her Rottweiler

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2021:  09:41:10

seems to be getting to know me.

He still tries to

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/07/2021:  11:08:54

corner me on the porch.

I usually try to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/07/2021:  13:24:43

crawl away from him before he tries to hump me.

Sometimes

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/07/2021:  15:54:37

I out run him and sometimes times I don't.

Believe me its not

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2021:  16:15:14

what I want out of a relationship.

Animal husbandry

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2021:  16:50:32

was never my best subject in high school.

I was much better at

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/07/2021:  17:40:47

wood shop back then as I think about it.



One time the teacher

Edited by - KyBanjo on 05/07/2021 17:41:17

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2021:  17:42:20

brought in a woodchuck to demonstrate the cutting power of teeth.

He tried to file

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2021:  03:27:42

the woodchuck’s incisors but ended up with a nasty bite and was rushed to the nurses office.

Meanwhile, the woodchuck

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/08/2021:  07:20:45

chucked wood like we didn’t know he could, and we found out exactly how much wood a woodchuck could chuck. 



It wasn’t long

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/08/2021 07:23:38

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/08/2021:  07:50:58

before we had enough wood being chucked.

It was amazing how

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2021:  08:16:25

quickly the little critter could chuck wood.

What an incredible coincidence that he’s called a woodchuck

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2021:  08:19:19

because “beaver” can mean any number of things.

However, this is a family-friendly forum

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2021:  08:28:23

so one has to be careful about sly references.

For example, the aforementioned beaver could

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/08/2021:  09:53:01

also be a 1950’s TV personality.

And Tinkerbell was

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2021:  10:19:03

as gay as a lesbian on Sadie Hawkins Day.

Getting a laugh at other people’s expense

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/08/2021:  11:23:57

can often be hilarious but sometimes it might not be and potentially P*** people off.

Take for instance

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2021:  17:06:38

the time we were at a party and I said my wife had her dresses made at Omar the tent makers.

The next thing I knew

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/08/2021:  18:12:12

we were pulling in to a WallyWorld parking lot in Dubuque IA at 12:45 am on a Tuesday in July.

We had forgotten

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2021:  19:40:17

to hook up our Airstream trailer, however.



So we went to the mattress section

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/08/2021 19:41:29

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2021:  13:40:57

of the local furniture store at closing time.

We hid behind