KyBanjo - Posted - 02/09/2020:  16:41:27

extremity short and thick.

Seems that the buns are much longer and

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2020:  17:47:56

thicker than the ones at Fenway Park. 

They are much less

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chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2020:  18:02:18

vegan-friendly,however, due to bull & cow activities in the back forty.

Next time I’ll

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/09/2020:  19:01:15

I will wear chaps and my Lama cowboy boots.

Well the reaction was not good, it really grew lots of

Bill Rogers - Posted - 02/09/2020:  21:22:34

cat calls and worse.

I do seem to remember a zoo beast yclept “Tony Llama,” but can’t think of where.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2020:  03:31:58

but the memory is still a pleasant one.

I also recall

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 02/10/2020:  03:49:09

the moments before falling from the fire escape and landing on my head.

My memory hasn't been the same since, but

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2020:  03:52:43

I get to enjoy a lot of jokes and movies as though for the first time.

Did you hear the one about

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 02/10/2020:  06:42:36

how my wife can cook? In our house we pray AFTER we eat.

Sometimes I walk into rooms

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2020:  06:48:16

and have absolutely no idea where I am, how I got there or why I came there in the first place.

It can be quite an adventure

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2020:  07:50:11

after brain damage coupled with years of banjo playing.

My sawbones asked if I was still alive

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/10/2020:  08:25:33

I told him that parts of me were still working but not the important ones.

He recommended me to a specialist that saw only

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2020:  10:52:29

folks with low deductibles and infinite patience.

I have neither so he

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2020:  11:58:29

threw me out of his office with the help of his “assistant”, Biff Bysepps.

From now on I’ll be sitting in on lectures at the Medical School

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2020:  12:42:38

hoping to pick up enough pointer that I can start my own practice.

I hear doctors earn a lot

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/10/2020:  13:35:54

and that's good cause I need a lot these days.

Seems like just yesterday I was starting college but

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2020:  15:04:32

after one day I knew I was in over my head.

Marine biology just wasn’t my calling

Bill Rogers - Posted - 02/10/2020:  19:27:37

significantly because I can barely swim.

Maybe I need to find a vocation dealing with

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2020:  03:15:48

eating pizza and drinking beer.

I hoping

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2020:  07:01:00

my ship will come in soon.

I’ve got big plans

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 02/11/2020:  07:11:32

but little motivation.

So, all my grandiose schemes have

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2020:  09:19:45

pretty much come to naught.

It’s getting discouraging

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2020:  09:49:54

fighting an uphill battle in this dog-eat-dog world.

My rambling disorder

Craigbaird1975 - Posted - 02/11/2020:  10:21:44

has no cure.

I wish I could stay but

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 02/11/2020:  11:52:57

I heard Madagascar calling me.

This island has some strange

Bill Rogers - Posted - 02/11/2020:  11:57:14

and highly-endangered animals.

But I’m hoping to invest in

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2020:  12:32:41

driverless trucks.



That way, when I’m hitch hiking

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KyBanjo - Posted - 02/11/2020:  12:56:47

I constantly have that lingering desire to ride the rails.

However, at this age it is starting to really get hard to

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2020:  15:25:26

remember why I’m leaving.

I also can’t remember

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/11/2020:  16:22:39

crap, now what was I gonna say...

Time to relax, just opened a fifth of

Bill Rogers - Posted - 02/11/2020:  16:29:32

Old Firewater, 150 proof.

Yikes, I got it too near the wood stove, and

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2020:  16:37:40

now I have no eyebrows anymore.

Pappy always said

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 02/11/2020:  18:01:49

I couldn't hit the side of a barn with a bb gun.

Well I happened to

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/11/2020:  18:15:11

hit it once, broke the rear stock plum off of it.

Needless to say dad was not thrilled and commenced

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2020:  20:54:00

lay a severe thrashing on me.

“If’n I ever larn you anythin’

Bill Rogers - Posted - 02/11/2020:  23:07:48

it surely won’t be to speak proper English.

For that, you’ll have to

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2020:  03:13:29

move in with another family.

None of us can

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2020:  06:57:25

spell our way out of a paper bag, never mind a spelling bee.”

You’ll like it at the Rosedale’s

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 02/12/2020:  08:12:39

they are proficient with the Queen's English.

I hold out my pinky when drinking coffee now and

Craigbaird1975 - Posted - 02/12/2020:  09:56:26

it makes me speak so much more better.

I only need to learn to

Bill Rogers - Posted - 02/12/2020:  10:56:50

not make those slurping sounds.

But Enlglish predilection for tea with milk

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2020:  10:57:03

chew with my mouth closed.

For some reason I’m

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/12/2020:  11:15:31

having issues and just cant get the hang of doing that yet.



It really makes a mess when chewing tobacco as it

Edited by - KyBanjo on 02/12/2020 11:17:23

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 02/12/2020:  12:28:21

drips on carpets when I bow.

But made up for it when I went skeet shooting with the royal family

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2020:  12:37:59

who had invited Dick Cheney along.

We all ducked when

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2020:  15:08:08

Dick picked up his shotgun.

After all, he

Bill Rogers - Posted - 02/12/2020:  16:01:34

could have another heart attack at any second, and the gun might go off when he dropped it.

Cheney travels with

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2020:  17:40:25

are large group of sycophants and toadies.

The didn’t get along

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2020:  17:46:09

with Queen Lizzie nor her entourage of English highbrows.



A duel occurred

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/12/2020 17:46:27