banjoscotty - Posted - 08/21/2014:  02:22:02

I wouldn't have spent the $1200 for that new banjo.

So tell me,why do you

OM45GE - Posted - 08/21/2014:  08:21:25

have that enormous bunch of bananas on your head?

Are you

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/22/2014:  04:46:06

still worried over that $500,000 that You found and

didn't call the authorities??

It's been 6 months and no one has

Edited by - banjoscotty on 08/22/2014 04:47:21

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2014:  05:53:51

come looking for it. 

Is it possible

jistgreg - Posted - 08/22/2014:  09:13:08

for a plain yellow pumpkin to become a golden carriage? 

It's possible 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2014:  11:05:54

, but not very likely.

Unless, of course, you live in a

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/22/2014:  14:59:11

cave with running water

Cary Grant was on the

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2014:  15:04:40

prototype for the new $5.00 bill but they changed their minds.

It seems he had

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/22/2014:  15:21:28

some skeletons in his closet.

His butler

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2014:  15:32:34

was a grave robber.

His aunt was

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/22/2014:  17:26:25

his uncles wife.

Don't get drunk in

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/22/2014:  17:47:14

a graveyard after midnight.

You will see

jistgreg - Posted - 08/22/2014:  20:37:27

the sun shine on my back door some day, but not at midnight. 

I'm gonna wait 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/22/2014:  21:13:06

til the cows come home before I start churning butter.

Every blue moon

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/23/2014:  03:13:02

is the second new moon in the same month.

I had fun in high school.Lots of

jistgreg - Posted - 08/23/2014:  04:38:19

schoolmates bought elevator passes from me -- and there wasn't any elevator! 

When I die 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/23/2014:  06:45:53

I might have to answer for those elevator passes.

Big Shin-Dig today,,everyone bring a

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2014:  09:07:23

a shovel and a shin splint - no holdouts.



We're gonna

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/23/2014 09:08:13

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2014:  10:14:51

watch the submarine races.

We've brought in several

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/23/2014:  14:12:36

country bands for your entertainment.

Spike Jones could not

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2014:  16:19:01

bring his City Slickers cuz they got lost out in the country.

Their sense of

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2014:  18:04:03

direction was remarkably poor for a bunch of world travelers like them.

Perhaps

MWBailey - Posted - 08/23/2014:  19:52:08

Lady Gaga will come searching for the leather pants.

Mad dogs and wildebeests

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2014:  21:05:15

is a new album by Nelson and the Mandalas.

Their main schtick

jistgreg - Posted - 08/24/2014:  00:29:12

-in-the-mud is those gosh darn wildebeests. 

When the mad dogs jump in the mud after them, 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/24/2014:  04:25:24

They just stand still and let the dogs sink in the mud.

Every time I turn the switch

OM45GE - Posted - 08/24/2014:  10:48:45

on my Fender Dual Showman, the lights dim all over town and alarms start blaring.

I think

jistgreg - Posted - 08/24/2014:  11:33:13

I am not, therefore I ain't. 

Wet stages and live cables 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/24/2014:  11:50:52

give me the willies, sans the weed.

i get wired

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/24/2014 11:51:41

OM45GE - Posted - 08/24/2014:  12:54:28

just looking at a cup of coffee. 

How am I supposed to

jistgreg - Posted - 08/24/2014:  13:55:05

live without you? 

You've got my credit cards and 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/24/2014:  14:09:36

also all the bills that need paid.

Willie Wonkas' chocolate factory didn't

OM45GE - Posted - 08/24/2014:  16:00:44

pay very close attention to sanitary codes.

For example,

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/24/2014:  18:11:00

there were insects in my chocolate covered ants.

If I ever

jistgreg - Posted - 08/24/2014:  20:22:32

go back to that chocolate factory again, I'm bringing my own cucarachas. 

That will result in 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/25/2014:  03:56:09

Willy getting very upset with me.

I guess he

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/25/2014:  04:00:09

might barr me from the factory.

OH well,,once a chocolate drop,always

OM45GE - Posted - 08/25/2014:  04:50:05

always a chocolate drop.

But a drop was once a

jistgreg - Posted - 08/25/2014:  07:57:37

con perpetrated on old ladies to separate them from their life's savings (the "Pigeon Drop"). 

You see, lot of old ladies used to have lots of money, and 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/25/2014:  08:18:07

used it to attract younger men who they called their companions or assistants.

Everyone knew they

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/25/2014:  09:01:59

were "playmates",as in innocents abroad.

But alas,

OM45GE - Posted - 08/25/2014:  11:09:08

all good things must come to an end.

In this case, the end was

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/25/2014:  18:22:06

at the begenning so I was suprised how it turned out

the same thing happens when

jistgreg - Posted - 08/25/2014:  21:31:27

the moderator locks the thread right after the OP. 

Speaking of PSY OPS, 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/25/2014:  22:00:49

Psyclops is coming to visit tomorrow.



I need a large monocle

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/25/2014 22:01:28

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2014:  01:35:01

as part of my disguise.

Several other members will unite in

jistgreg - Posted - 08/26/2014:  02:16:46

righteous, holy wrath to drive the monster from our midst. 

When I was young, 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2014:  04:47:57

there was a monster living in our celler.

There was a time or two that I thought he

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2014:  05:52:37

was going to eat me alive.

Then I found out he was really