TB-3 - Posted - 12/13/2018:  16:45:39

with an unavoidable run-in with the police.

Likely the best course of action

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2018:  16:48:31

will be to find some sugar momma to take me in and let me lay low for a couple of years.



Hopefully by then the

Edited by - OM45GE on 12/13/2018 16:48:54

TB-3 - Posted - 12/14/2018:  03:04:27

heat will die down.

But until that time,

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2018:  03:33:14

I don’t plan on making any public appearances.

They will have to find someone else to

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2018:  06:15:54

MC the "Hoods & Cons Convention" this year.

My long streak of

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2018:  09:57:06

Hosting that event will sadly come to a close.

Maybe I could

TB-3 - Posted - 12/14/2018:  11:53:21

still host if my sugar momma has an untraceable WiFi connection.

If not, then I guess

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2018:  12:46:15

they'll just have to carry on without me.

I will be rocking and rolling

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2018:  15:24:35

in the fartsack with my melancholy baby.

Oops, sorry - sometimes I mix up reality

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2018:  18:38:08

with my prurient fantasies.

Some of them are so

TB-3 - Posted - 12/15/2018:  02:37:26

far-fetched, I sometimes even believe em myself!

But back to reality,

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2018:  05:11:07

or something closely resembling it.

I can’t be sure

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2018:  12:43:18

if my shoelaces are betraying my everlasting trust in them.

Why, just yesterday

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2018:  16:43:43

I was shopping at Aglets R Us when my laces slithered off underneath a display of custom fossils ivory aglets.

When I crawled after them,

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/17/2018:  07:31:11

I realized the futility of getting back their loyalty.

It'll be loafers from now on

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2018:  03:30:18

and Birkenstocks in the summer.

I’m more concerned with comfort than

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/18/2018:  04:00:42

the money this job pays.

I never guessed they would

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2018:  04:04:54

actually pay me to sit around and accomplish nothing at all.



If I’d know I would have run for office

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chuckv97 - Posted - 12/18/2018:  09:18:25

boy and been a social butterfly in our workplace.

I'm about ready to tell the boss

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2018:  09:59:08

that his daughter and I have been shagging a couple of times a day at the No-Tell Motel Down the street.



Normally I wouldn’t say anything, but he keeps asking

Edited by - OM45GE on 12/18/2018 09:59:59

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/18/2018:  19:13:26

why I keep having lipstick on my collar.

I'm only doing it to

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/19/2018:  03:16:57

show him that I can.

When it's all over he might

DC5 - Posted - 12/19/2018:  06:10:00

force a marriage.


On the other hand he

Fish Head - Posted - 12/19/2018:  06:40:17

might ask me out on a date.

However I've been married to

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2018:  08:13:02

in cognito men before and it's always ended in bitter disappointment.

The best thing to do when faced with a dilemma

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2018:  16:10:45

is flip a coin.

When the toss comes down, you

Fish Head - Posted - 12/24/2018:  06:54:27

keep your mouth shut so you don't swallow the damn thing.

After that you swing the cat around your head and

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2018:  08:33:12

toss salt over your left shoulder.

Never ask a leprechaun

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2018:  09:57:07

to hold your beer while you try something.

For one thing, he will

DC5 - Posted - 12/24/2018:  18:30:36

chug it down and laugh.


He'll never reveal

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2018:  18:41:25

where he keeps his chocolate stash.

He also won’t

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2018:  07:27:31

give you any sheet music to O'Carolan harp music.

It's best to just kiss the

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2018:  17:24:43

last of your dignity goodbye and give in to the little guy's silly demands.

Otherwise, you'll never

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2018:  08:09:01

get off the Emerald Isle with your mind intact.

Meanwhile, back at

DC5 - Posted - 12/27/2018:  10:09:49

Mary Annes bordello and bait shop, the usual gang was assembling.





Tonight was the

Edited by - DC5 on 12/27/2018 10:10:14

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2018:  10:30:12

the fortnightly worm rodeo.

The excitement was building as

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2018:  13:06:07

robins from far and wide gathered to catch the late worm.

Other worms went fishing

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2018:  17:12:57

and waited with baited breath for the first strike.

They hoped against hope that

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2018:  03:34:39

Willy and Wooly would be there.

But Willy got the

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2018:  03:37:33

bright idea to jump off the roof of his house using a sheet as a parachute.

As they loaded him in the ambulance, he was heard saying,

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2018:  07:30:12

"I coulda been a contendah!".

AS mourners gathered at his

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2018:  09:25:18

last known address they were laughing.

Anyway,Willy is not

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2018:  11:06:25

the reason I called you all here today.

I wanted to talk with you about

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2018:  13:02:11

my ongoing annoyance with inconsiderate banjo players clattering away until 3 am.

I should never have moved to Bean Blossom

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2018:  04:18:40

but I didn’t know there were so many banjo players until I got here.

Now it’s too late and I

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2019:  08:11:57

hate to tell my Bluegrass wife that we are moving back to Cleveland.

It was there that I came to love polkas

DC5 - Posted - 01/01/2019:  08:34:41

, especially played on the accordion.


That is the music that

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2019:  12:55:01

lulled me gently to sleep at night.

On the rare occasions that didn't work, I would

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2019:  12:57:50

step on my cat’s tail for some calming hijinks.

A good belly laugh