OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2017:  03:00:04

I had raised 32 cents so I may have to resort to plan B.

Plan B is for me to ask Lois if she

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/19/2017:  04:06:58

had any money.

But she didn't,,now on to plan "C" and the

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2017:  05:35:15

rest of the alphabet.

I don't know if she's playing hard to get or if she really doesn't

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2017:  09:41:10

want to ride in my old rusty Pinto.

I promised her a life of leisure

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2017:  13:27:09

but she said she doesn't like leisure suits.

I don't know if she's just being obtuse or if she really

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/20/2017:  04:35:31

likes running around naked.

The local police have warned her about

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2017:  09:04:04

the wolves hanging around street corners, but she pays no heed.

She figures the attention

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2017:  12:24:54

she gets is more than Clark Kent ever pays her.

I don't think she knows about his x-ray vision, which might

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/21/2017:  04:55:20

change her way of thinking about Clark.

But she knows a few tricks that might

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2017:  06:25:28

get her on the Late Show with Biff Gabfest.

Her best trick

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2017:  02:48:27

involves plastic sheeting, five gallons of massage oil and a willing volunteer.

You won't believe

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/22/2017:  04:38:30

any of this till she confesses.

That's not likely to happen since Clark promised her

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2017:  06:20:16

a nice holiday on the planet Krypton -one-way ticket ,of course.

Clark has an allergy

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2017:  08:13:51

to allergy medicines.

This is particularly problematic when

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/22/2017:  16:25:52

leaping tall buildings

If that caused him to fall

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2017:  17:56:02

into the arms of Perry White's wife, he'd better hide out at Jimmy Olson's.

Jimmy has a man cave

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2017:  03:58:26

that adjoins White's wife's bathroom.

Clark said he'd like that just fine as long as

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2017:  04:38:15

he can use his super powers voyeuristically.

He's developed a serious

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2017:  05:13:01

condition called kryptonitous.

And that laid him up for

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2017:  05:18:42

several weeks while the doctors tried to start an IV without bending the needle.

Finally, they decided to

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2017:  06:33:17

have Lois give him a kiss.

Then he began to move and said;

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2017:  07:28:38

"Take me back to Tulsa - I'm too young to marry."

So she slapped

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2017:  08:35:17

him silly and gave him another kiss.

This was just too much for

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2017:  18:21:22

Jimmy Olsen who ran off to take a cold shower.

He had never

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2017:  22:39:28

been in the presence of two lovebirds of this ilk before.

Unfortunately, he broke the shower handle

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2017:  04:05:26

and stood there all lathered up and unabto rinse off.

He was contemplating what to do when

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2017:  04:36:10

Lois slipped in the shower with him.

Now,,let's just stop there a moment and

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2017:  15:59:28

let the steamy image of Lois and Jimmy naked, wet and soapy linger in our minds.

.......many minutes later,

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2017:  20:05:58

Joe the Plumber arrived to fix said shower control handle.

One look at Lois and he

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2017:  02:42:58

completely forgot about the plumbing problem.

The three of them are still

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2017:  04:38:36

trying to get her dressed and in the get away car.

When Clark finds out that Lois agreed to

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2017:  06:28:30

Joe's plumbing techniques he'll head for a telephone booth.

Jimmy headed for the freight yards

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2017:  07:22:33

forgetting that Super Man was faster than a speeding locomotive.

He was going to be

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/26/2017:  04:06:08

there to extract some of Joe's plumbing fixtures.

But Lois really liked Joe so she asked Jimmy if

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2017:  05:24:47

he wouldn't mind taking a long walk off a short pier.

By the time

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2017:  11:42:49

he realized what Lois was trying to achieve, Jimmy was already splashing around in the icy water.

He didn't know which was worse, the shock of the fall or

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/26/2017:  12:13:36

or realizing Lois meant to have him out of her life.

By this time Superman was exiting the phone booth and was

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2017:  15:41:37

soaring over the city, faster than a speeding bullet.

He wasn't sure where he was going, but

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2017:  20:20:05

but he was going nowhere fast, until he encountered a cow jumping over the moon.

Not to outdone

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2017:  02:39:53

Superman leapt over the moon while mooning the earth.

This caused Lois to

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2017:  04:15:45

get sexually excited.

But she controlled her emotions for a

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2017:  08:19:17

long session with her shrink.

After that purge, she became

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2017:  09:53:40

even more aroused and was last seen entering Perry White's office and locking the door.

Judging from the sounds coming out of the office,

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2017:  03:24:34

they had the typewriter "humming" overtime.


Perry said,,Don't worry Lois,we'll get this x-tra out and then

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2017:  05:26:06

we can talk about the overnight edition.

Lois replied that she had never had such a

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2017:  07:34:47

disappointing rendezvous with a cigar smoker.

Her pink slip

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/29/2017:  04:17:16

was hanging below her skirt so she just took the skirt off.

Perry looked at the tempting image and

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2017:  19:30:10

threw caution to the wind.

He took off his

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2017:  19:39:14

toupee and peg leg ,then let himself be swallowed up in passion.

Lois shrieked