oliver james - Posted - 09/18/2014:  11:12:19

offer support to tired dogs and playful puppies

meanwhile back at the poker game

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2014:  12:19:38

the natives were getting restless.

Seems the ace of spades

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2014:  13:47:27

was in reality the Jack of Hearts.

He was

jistgreg - Posted - 09/18/2014:  18:34:42

stacking the deck with pancakes. 

He had run out of hoecakes and cabbage, 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/19/2014:  04:18:35

so he was making a pot of slum gullion.

Only then did he realize that

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2014:  05:53:17

nobody was there for dinner and he had enough to feed an army.

Thinking quickly, he

oliver james - Posted - 09/19/2014:  07:32:29

called the Army, at 1-800 the-army

they immediately sent over

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2014:  08:14:21

enough hungry troops to quickly devour everything in the house.

Unfortunately, they were still hungry and started

jistgreg - Posted - 09/19/2014:  09:20:16

gnawing the floor joists. 

Naturally, this weakened the floor 

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2014:  10:22:24

and the next thing you  know, the whole place collapsed into a pile of rubble.

Naturally, this made him think of The Flintstones and he

Edited by - OM45GE on 09/19/2014 10:22:37

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2014:  17:22:58

basked in warm memories of his childhood,when a small Pepsi cost 7 cents.

In the meantime

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/20/2014:  04:10:49

those Army troops were counted AWOL for being gone so long.

But Beetle Bailey suggested the troops wait untill

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2014:  07:02:34

Sergeant Snorkel is sound asleep and then sneak into Camp Swampy undetected.

The troops thought

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2014:  17:24:07

a quick jump over the fence would do, but Gen. Halftrack was there waiting for them.

Killer proceeded to

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2014:  17:55:25

have his way with the ladies in the group leaving Beetle scratching his head in wonder.

He could never understand how

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/21/2014:  05:36:50

Killer got away with this .

Just then the chow alarm sounded and

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2014:  14:05:07

the ravenous crew headed for the mess hall.

When they arrived, they found

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2014:  14:26:29

Sgt. Snorkel inhaling all the mashed potatoes and gravy.

Gen. Halftrack

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2014:  16:59:14

was too busy ogling Miss Buxley to notice that things were seriously amiss.

Soon after,

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/22/2014:  11:33:12

Beetle Bailey came in looking for the Sarge.

No one saw the Sarge sneaking

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2014:  12:44:45

away with the rest of the pork chops.

Zero,however,took

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2014:  13:34:58

one look and decided he was in the wrong comic strip.

He headed over

dat - Posted - 09/22/2014:  14:18:46

to see Hagar and Helga for directions.

When General Halftrack finished his golf game

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2014:  16:10:56

Zero counted up his score ,showing the General that he shot a 98.

But everyone knew that

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/22/2014 16:16:31

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2014:  17:52:58

Zero left the "1" off the front.

The General really

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2014:  02:46:18

pitched a coniption fit about that.

But one by one they

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2014:  03:51:04

finished their rounds of golf and headed to the bar. 

The had just ordered the first round when

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2014:  07:52:41

when the pole dancing started.

The Polish gals

jistgreg - Posted - 09/23/2014:  09:41:47

formed a ring, then threw it into the fires of Mount Doom. 

I didn't know gals 

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2014:  10:02:15

were into the Lord of the Rings stuff, but apparently many are.

For example,

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2014:  13:23:31

Tolkien was a regular Hugh Heffner in his day.

His fetish

oliver james - Posted - 09/23/2014:  14:45:44

Was one of elfin feet.
However he didnt make a hobbit out it because

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2014:  15:39:55

the orcs made him too nervous to enjoy himself.

He had to be content with

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/23/2014:  16:33:42

what he already had being who he is

the next time I

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2014:  16:42:10

take the Ferrari for a spin I have to watch out how fast I drive.

I have

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/23/2014:  17:31:45

never seen anything in my life like this thing I just caught on my barn
it looks like a miniature Bigfoot

I know you won't believe this but

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2014:  20:34:56

my doctor changed my meds last week.

Apparitions appear

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2014:  02:08:57

all around the clock.

So we threw the clock

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2014:  04:30:00

out the window and watched time fly.

To tell the truth, it wasn't

jistgreg - Posted - 09/24/2014:  10:28:26

the most original gag in the book. 

But when you've got an infinite number of monkeys pounding an infinite number of keyboards, 

oliver james - Posted - 09/24/2014:  11:26:48

eventually youre gonna hear Fugue in Gm

If and when you invite a susquatch into your home

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2014:  12:48:01

don't be an idiot and forget to charge your camera.

How many times

oliver james - Posted - 09/24/2014:  13:06:46

have you had the opportunity, and youre wife yells 'its not ready yeti'

thats why i always keep a spare

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2014:  14:11:39

faked photo of a large, hairy humanoid handy.

It's surprising how many people

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2014:  16:08:49

tell me they've seen one too.

The power of suggestion

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/24/2014:  16:30:04

is in the hand

never seen one of these before

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2014:  03:01:28

and never want to see one again!!

I'm sorry,,I mistook you for

jistgreg - Posted - 09/25/2014:  04:23:46

a Yeti. 

The smell 

oliver james - Posted - 09/25/2014:  06:11:25

is like that of a fine spoiled red wine

this is not to say that