chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2017:  15:14:16

fencepost , albeit a curly maple post.

Moe, my alter ego,

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/15/2017:  01:58:56

likes to watch TV late at night.

And Curly Joe likes to

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2017:  03:40:10

tell people he is the smart Stooge. 

He says that he

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2017:  07:26:50

outfox Larry and Moe in a game of blind man's bluff.

Moe's temper gets the best of him

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/15/2017:  10:22:32

when Larry smacks him on the head.

Anyway they aren't the most

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2017:  03:20:56

sophisticated bunch of guys you ever run across. 

It's all an act though, in person 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2017:  05:07:21

they are so stupid they can't do ANYTHING without instructions.

That doesn't always work either because

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2017:  05:58:21

they don't read Chinese.

My car manual

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2017:  08:05:23

isn't any good for a Freightliner.

But on the other hand it will

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2017:  10:24:07

tell you how to find the nearest dealer and let them work on the car.

It's a way for them to 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2017:  10:28:08

make some beer money and also practice their swindling training.

Every part on my car

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2017:  12:55:22

has been replaced at least 2 times.

I was going to buy a new one but

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2017:  14:36:57

if figure mine is nearly new based on the age of the parts.

Of coures, the body is

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2017:  15:09:03

a nice patina of rust hues, along with caked on salt white.

Antique dealers relish

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/17/2017:  02:18:59

the my idea of maybe selling it.

It's a 1950 Ford 4 door custom with flipper hub caps and

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2017:  05:22:32

a tunneled frame. 

It sits so low that

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2017:  08:14:30

speed bumps at the local shopping plaza take some hide off your butt.

It's good for picking up

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/17/2017:  14:11:45

a few bucks in a drag race.

Not to mention the girls that

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/17/2017:  18:28:43

gather pop cans for hair curlers

I fought a fish that

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2017:  19:27:29

had a nasty left hook, but he couldn't beat my 20 lb. line.

I chased him with my speedboat

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2017:  04:15:27

which ended in tears when I crashed into the dock. 

I should have been

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/19/2017:  03:36:48

using the auto navigator.

Now I'll have to get a

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2017:  10:26:23

boat, dock and replace all the friends who won't talk with me any more.

I don't understand

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2017:  12:11:42

the boat manual..it seems to be written in a foreign language.

I get the accelerator and gear shift mixed up

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2017:  13:31:17

and I'm not sure at all what the rudder is supposed to do.

In fact, I'm terrified of the water and don't

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/19/2017:  18:50:50

go near it in the summer time

Have you ever seen a

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2017:  19:02:57

skinny gal make a sub?

I saw one in South Dakota

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/20/2017:  03:16:54

using prairie dog meat.

The locals seem to

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2017:  04:30:55

like them and say they taste like chicken, but to me they just taste like prairie dog.

That's OK if you

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2017:  05:42:47

lost all your money at the casino and you're not fussy about gourmet dining.

Prairie dogs never seem to

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/20/2017:  06:31:19

want to play fetch.

But their towns are unlike any

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2017:  18:04:31

town I've lived in. 

For one thing, they have

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2017:  18:40:01

many escape tunnels ,but lack adequate lighting.

I know their eyesight is poor because

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2017:  02:53:47

I've never seen one reading the fine print on their mobile phone contract. 

In fact, they seldom 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/21/2017:  04:00:59

know what's going on outside of their community.

But they get alone fine untill

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2017:  06:17:44

they take a notion to cross the highway looking to find greener pastures.

Their suicide rate

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2017:  11:28:52

goes from nil to 80 or 90% overnight.

It's really quite tragic

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/21/2017:  18:23:46

to see a burned out village

The last time i stayed

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2017:  03:17:17

at Buckingham Palace the Queen kept me up partying all night long. 

She really likes to 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/22/2017:  03:35:12

snuggle in the royal robe.

It's difficult to have any

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2017:  03:49:46

meaningful conversations with a monarch who only just wants to make love all night long.

It's disconcerting to have the Royal Guards watching you, but the Queen

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/22/2017:  05:16:15

finds it very amusing.

She also like to play

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2017:  08:48:36

Twister wearing only her tiara.

For her age, she's quite limber but

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2017:  10:50:04

Philip is getting long in the tooth.

Every time he visits the Canadian "colonies"

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/22/2017:  13:00:17

all he wants to do is sleep.

Many folks didn't like Phillip bu he always

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2017:  18:31:17

says exactly what's on his mind with nary a thought to the consequences.

In fact, sometimes it seems that

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2017:  19:25:33

he enjoys getting a rise out of his stuck-up British Duke cohorts at the Palace pub.

A few pints of ale

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/23/2017:  02:55:08

and nobody talks to anyone.

Being a snob is a very

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2017:  03:39:04

lonely endeavour but one which some people take very seriously.

They refuse to consort with anyone who they