chuckv97 - Posted - 05/22/2014:  07:00:17

were playing "A Hard Rain's a- gonna Fall".



The tuba filled with water

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OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2014:  07:23:23

which produced the most amazing and unexpected sound. 

It reminded me of 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/22/2014:  14:32:21

the old days

the last time I ever saw

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2014:  16:35:15

the old days, they were still new. 

Of course, that was

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/22/2014:  16:57:16

when I was older and thought I was still young

did you ever see an ant hill and wonder

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2014:  06:49:52

how can I make a mountain out of that?

Of course, some people

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2014:  10:11:47

make mountains out of molehills.

My Aunt Greta used to 

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/23/2014 10:12:32

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2014:  10:35:29

say, "make moleskin trousers out of a mountain", but she was famous for her mangled English.

One time she said

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2014:  12:21:37

"The final result is the proof"

Then she would laugh and

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2014:  13:02:46

said, "does the Pope poop in the woods?"

I wondered if she really meant

Hankon5 - Posted - 05/23/2014:  14:09:31

That?

Because the Pope

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2014:  14:17:26

usually goes to the Vatican Outhouse.

It lacks any odor

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2014:  18:16:37

because Papal infallibility includes scentless poops.

It doesn't however, extend to

Hankon5 - Posted - 05/23/2014:  18:44:21

The Cardinals. 

The Vatican outhouse

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2014:  18:58:38

was off limits to them. 

The Pope had issued

Hankon5 - Posted - 05/23/2014:  20:17:48

a Jihad against terrorism.

However,the nuns

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2014:  21:23:57

exclaimed,"Bring on the Sheiks!"

Some don't celebrate celibacy

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2014:  04:33:54

so they can have a good time too.

The priests are happy about that but when

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2014:  06:23:32

the habits come off, the joy starts to fade.

Have you ever

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2014:  10:10:34

had to make up your mind?

The mascara

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2014:  11:08:29

tears running down your party dress told a tale more eloquent by far than your words could ever convey.

Then you tried to

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/24/2014:  13:26:00

trip the light fantastic.

What a sight to behold that was when

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2014:  16:32:44

the light became a blazing inferno.

Suddenly tripping wasn't so

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2014:  17:53:49

appealing in Haight Asbury

Too many

MWBailey - Posted - 05/24/2014:  18:24:09

people tripping over their own nahhucinations.

Mama Cass was famous

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/24/2014:  19:45:22

for her music

my motor cycle does strang things things when you

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2014:  07:24:54

fill the tank with liquid manure.

I've been going green

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/25/2014:  14:19:26

and painted my house yellow

my left foot doesn't look like the right on so I

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/25/2014:  15:18:13

don't dress them like twins anymore.

My uncle had the strangest looking

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2014:  03:26:07

coon hound you ever seen.

But on the other hand,my uncle looked

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2014:  04:25:03

like the back end of a coon hound on a bad day.

My aunt on the other hand,

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2014:  07:00:20

looked like Granny Clampett on a good day.

On a bad day,she

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2014:  07:22:41

made a baboon's butt look attractive. 

Of course, the baboons

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/26/2014:  07:38:39

could stop an eight day clock for six months without breakin' a sweat.

When the circus came to town

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chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2014:  09:01:33

we let a mouse loose in the elephants' pen.

All heck

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2014:  11:28:12

broke loose along with tons of elephant excrement. 

The clowns didn't 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/26/2014:  17:14:21

perform at the. rodeo because the gates wouldn't open on the bull pin

my neighbor said

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2014:  03:53:11

he was supposed to repair the bull pen gate but they hadn't paid him for the last time. 

He was tired of

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/27/2014:  06:43:14

being bullied which he thought that was what the previous bull billing snafu amounted to.

I can see his

 

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2014:  11:58:05

point but the bull pen repairs were his only source of income.

Without it he had to

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/27/2014:  14:23:16

beer money

tho only thing I could think of when I saw this the second time was

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2014:  14:29:30

it looked exactly like the first time, sort of deja vu all over again.

Of course, it may have been

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/27/2014:  16:38:31

an allusion . You know how the mind works at times

I saw an old car at the

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2014:  16:45:58

gas station downtown.

It was quite

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/27/2014:  18:21:01

unique because it wAs a 1951 Ford with a Willies transmission for $921.15 cents

a horse bit me on the

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/27/2014:  18:35:38

merry-go-round and I smacked him on the nose and bit his ear.

The street car conductor

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2014:  20:44:19

threw me off in front of the cathouse.

A skimpily-clad

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2014:  02:52:22

cat out came and gave me 1st,2nd,and 3rd first aid.

The 3rd first aid was very

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2014:  03:29:59

disturbing.

It involved