oliver james - Posted - 09/25/2014:  10:02:57

things that are spoiled. wine, cheese, brats, etc.

a nice hairbrush will help

jistgreg - Posted - 09/25/2014:  10:23:47

everybody but a baldy. 

I've heard of "gaining face," but 

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2014:  10:41:49

being two faced is taking things a little too far.

Perhaps you should try

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2014:  14:58:15

facing reality at the Amusement Park and all of its horrors.

So many people

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2014:  17:08:31

have and few have lived to tell the horrid tale.

I think it's something to do with

jistgreg - Posted - 09/26/2014:  00:56:05

the full moon and the strange people living under the moon's crust. 

If we want to be safe 

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2014:  03:03:57

we have to fashion fedoras out of aluminum foil and wear them constantly.

If we don't,

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/26/2014:  03:59:31

then the Aculatachies will consume us all.

But don't worry,Batman and Robin will

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2014:  12:36:56

take the batmobile and outrun them.

They're only concerned

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/26/2014:  15:57:20

Was finding a MickieDes

When they knew what was missing

jistgreg - Posted - 09/26/2014:  17:02:48

they sent a stiff note to the president. 

"Dear president of 

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2014:  17:56:41

the fast food universe.

You have ruined my

MWBailey - Posted - 09/26/2014:  21:05:30

underwear for the last time.

I keep having

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2014:  02:38:24

dreams of what might have been.

The only thing remaining now is

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2014:  04:22:26

is to play you my version of Foggy Mountain Breakdown.

I've finally been able to

jistgreg - Posted - 09/27/2014:  15:56:00

tune my 5th string without breaking it. 

This represents a great 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/27/2014:  16:44:32

achievement at my age

when me and ,Scotty went

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2014:  17:28:04

down to the ice cream store, they wouldn't give us a senior discount.

They said Scotty was

jistgreg - Posted - 09/27/2014:  18:20:16

"sophomoric" -- a base canard. 

Scotty whipped out his banjo and 

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2014:  18:22:40

struck them repeatedly about the head and shoulders.

When they had clearly had enough, he

oliver james - Posted - 09/27/2014:  18:30:52

Played'jennifer', without retuning mind you.

This in turn brought out

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2014:  19:25:29

all the girls from the back kitchen.

Many swooned

jistgreg - Posted - 09/28/2014:  02:48:05

at the virtuosoistic rendtition. 

(It was one way to get out of 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2014:  02:52:02

Slaving in that hot place.

Well,,me and Scaggs decided to take them to

Edited by - banjoscotty on 09/28/2014 02:55:55

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2014:  05:36:22

a nice little cabin we had back in the pines.

They were so take with the place they agreed to

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2014:  11:45:23

bump and grind 'til the broad daylight.

No hankypanky

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2014:  16:17:52

was left undone.

All in all, it was a

jistgreg - Posted - 09/28/2014:  23:32:19

bust:  our hankies were in the laundry, and panky just wouldn't be the same without 'em. 

The Irish Washerwoman 

Edited by - jistgreg on 09/28/2014 23:34:46

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/29/2014:  02:17:19

was actually from Madrid.

But she can do things like,,

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2014:  03:55:32

play flamenco guitar and iron at the same time. 

It's really quite 

jistgreg - Posted - 09/29/2014:  04:48:43

fantastico and artistico as all get out. 

So I got out 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2014:  07:18:08

my bullfighter's cape and my shamrock to entice her.

Alas, she

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2014:  10:12:36

said she wasn't that kind of horny and not all that full of bull.

Se we sat down to

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/29/2014:  17:20:26

talk about the situation at hand

when the light went out

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2014:  17:50:37

at the top of the tower, we knew it was time to go.

So we quietly packed

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/29/2014:  19:09:51

our tents and climed down to the Mesa and started to rustle horses to start a ranch to aquare finances to support our other habbits

you wouldn't believe what

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2014:  21:03:34

the other lowdown rustlers thought of us greenhorns.

They tied

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2014:  03:36:49

us to a fence post and played that danged banjo to us a night long.

Then Quigley came with his rifle and

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2014:  06:22:32

and shot the banjos full of holes.

Oddly, they sounded

oliver james - Posted - 09/30/2014:  11:40:23

more like holy banjos instead of holey banjos

while secretly pulling out my

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/30/2014:  15:23:22

sling shot and put holes in the first thing I came across

the only thing that bothered me was

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2014:  17:54:53

the first thing I cam across was the windshield of my car. 

That turned out to be

oliver james - Posted - 09/30/2014:  17:57:00

Quite a sticky situation

Peering down the road, i was sure i saw

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2014:  18:02:34

a flying saucer landing just in front of me. 

It was quite

DantheBanjoMan - Posted - 09/30/2014:  19:03:35

ordinary, nothing special, just your run-of-the-mill alien spacecraft that got separated from the mother ship.  

However, what really surprised me

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2014:  22:51:23

were the Spock and Bones look-a-likes on board.

After all these years

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/01/2014:  02:48:20

I can still do hand springs.

I was thirsty,so I went to Sam & Joe's and

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2014:  03:41:09

drank about a dozen Boiler Makers. 

I can't remember 

oliver james - Posted - 10/01/2014:  08:03:58

for sure, but i think i put my corona on a hotdog bun and ate it

guaranteed thats the last time ill