OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2015:  04:13:13

do not mix.

Just ask

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/03/2015:  09:03:44

any "rum bum" about this.

They will bum rum and

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2015:  11:21:36

and make a general pain out of themselves until you are ready to scream.

However, if you do scream

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/03/2015:  13:26:35

You might just save your rum.

Pretzels and cream cheese make good

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2015:  13:31:23

hood ornaments for '51 Studebakers.

They can be shaped

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2015:  13:37:17

into a variety of interesting and aerodynamic forms.

Imagine the surprise of

jistgreg - Posted - 02/03/2015:  23:13:24

your family, relations, neighbors, co-workers...  Need I go on? 

The mystique of the '51 Studebaker 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2015:  03:48:45

was trying to determine which end was the front??

After that shooting,he never

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2015:  11:16:12

robbed another bank.

He did stick up several

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2015:  15:34:50

blind dates,thinking they were easy pickin's.

But the wrath of

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2015:  16:47:12

of a woman scammed is fury rational men will do well to avoid.

If you don't,

jistgreg - Posted - 02/04/2015:  21:25:22

your life will be interesting. 

You'll wish 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2015:  03:33:10

you had met the devil himself.

At what time do you

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2015:  05:54:29

go to bed in the evening?

I ask because I want to

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2015:  07:17:39

phone you soon after to make sure you were sleeping.

No shenanigans

jistgreg - Posted - 02/05/2015:  10:11:04

, no buffoonery, no capers, no deviltry, no goings-on, no hanky-panky, no hijinks, no misbehavior, no mischievousness, no monkeyshines, no naughtiness, no tomfoolery, no tricks, no rapscalatry of any description. 

So what we'll do for fun is 

Edited by - jistgreg on 02/05/2015 10:12:03

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2015:  11:41:10

start with about a half dozen Tequila shooters each, strip down to our underwear and have a bare knuckles boxing match - no holds barred - and then break out the five gallon tins of Wesson Oil and call in the German Shepherd.

The neighbors  

jistgreg - Posted - 02/05/2015:  13:00:27

will bring over Smith Bros. wild cherry cough drops, and we'll munch cough drops and guzzle vegetable oil 'til the cows come home. 

Nothing is better than Smith & Wesson for wasting 

Edited by - jistgreg on 02/05/2015 13:01:17

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2015:  15:45:28

varmints in the corn field.

Never say never because someday

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2015:  16:04:08

never may actually happen and you will look incredibly foolish.

I speak from experience, one time

jistgreg - Posted - 02/05/2015:  17:46:33

and pay for it the rest of my life. 

Even my brother has turned 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2015:  18:10:06

a blind eye and a squared banjo to my NEVERending comments that this or that will never happen.

Perhaps my optimism

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/06/2015:  03:22:00

is to personal,but,that's the way it is.

Phil saw his shadow and it

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2015:  05:53:15

spooked him into running back into the woodchuck's den.

Then Phil remembered he was Phil the reporter and had no business

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2015:  14:20:49

goofing off for another six weeks.

Phil was hoping

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/06/2015:  15:21:37

they would make a misflicker.

But no one even

jistgreg - Posted - 02/06/2015:  15:45:22

quote:

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Originally posted by banjoscotty

they would make a misflicker.



But no one even

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knew what a misflicker IS, for lord's sake (unless it's some cryptic banjo term)! 

My dog should be a good dancer because 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2015:  19:56:59

he's been taking Tango lessons for five years. 

In dog years, that's 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2015:  21:09:45

enough practice to make it to Canine Hall of Kibbledom,after his appearance on Letterman's Funny Pet Tricks.

It takes two

jistgreg - Posted - 02/06/2015:  22:03:25

to Tango, and two to deposit all the Cash. 

Some "buddy" movies 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2015:  03:07:09

should have been labeled "girlie" movies.

What they really meant to say was

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2015:  04:40:38

they don't want to be gender specific.

What they prefer

jistgreg - Posted - 02/07/2015:  05:02:07

being gentlemen, are blondes. 

Diamonds are a girl's 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2015:  05:03:45

best friend is a commonly held, but completely erroneous, myth.

In fact, a girl's best friend is

jistgreg - Posted - 02/07/2015:  05:09:35

that is to say, outside of a dog, a book is a girl's best friend, because inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. 

Groucho Marks was 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2015:  05:51:57

well known for his great comedic talent and trademark mustache  

However, he never

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2015:  06:06:03

spelled his name with a "K" because that key on his Underwood was missing.

X marks the spot

jistgreg - Posted - 02/07/2015:  06:58:37

where  we started talking about the missing Ks all over again. 

We seem to be in a rut, 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2015:  16:04:27

which you will note, is NOT spelled with a K.

That would be

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2015:  16:12:24

kute, but we all no the Merle Travis line about getting stuk in a rut - "How kan I roll,when the wheels won't go".

Someone please reset

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2015:  16:16:00

your expectations as there is no way for me to live up to them.

Failure is my

jistgreg - Posted - 02/07/2015:  16:32:10

business, my avocation, and my middle name. 

When I think of all the times I tried 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2015:  18:22:54

and failed, it has inspired me to a new motto. 

Never try, never fail and

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2015:  19:11:26

never get out of your parents' basement bedroom.

A good start would be

jistgreg - Posted - 02/07/2015:  19:59:07

to stop sleeping on the pool table with your toes in the pockets. 

If you like it dark, damp, and dismal, 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2015:  03:03:35

come and sleep in the Florida swamps.

Anytime you venture there it's

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2015:  04:39:49

bound to be an adventure. 

I once spent a month 

jistgreg - Posted - 02/08/2015:  07:27:34

in Cheboygan one night. 

In the shadow of the Mackinaw Bridge 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2015:  07:46:51

I watched hobos eyeing the distant shoreline of Canada with giddy anticipation.

However,a 4 foot snowfall