Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/27/2017:  06:48:07

grab a chair and spread the table

I remember when

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2017:  07:42:07

I used to be welcome at parties and family gatherings.

Since I learned to play banjo, nobody

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2017:  08:10:59

gathers anymore, claiming auditory ailments.

But at least I don't play a fiddle

MWBailey - Posted - 05/27/2017:  08:25:59

my body odor got really bad.

People over a mile away would look up and

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2017:  09:11:43

say,,OH NO!! Here comes that MW feller again.."Whewy"!!!

Then they would throw me in the

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2017:  13:44:42

lion's den ,thinking I was a Swedenborgian.

Never use your swede saw

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2017:  16:20:14

to remove unsightly facial warts.

It's far better to have them gnawed off by

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/27/2017:  17:56:18

a stump grinder

Once while in the ocean

J e f f - Posted - 05/27/2017:  18:56:50

I met The Incredible Mr. Limpet.

He told me a story about 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2017:  21:17:46

an ancient mariner who hit homers at Safeco.

King Felix and Edgar were

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2017:  02:24:39

having lunch at Wendy's with two ladies.

It was 312 months ago when

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2017:  04:41:45

I first started counting months. 

My OCD is getting

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2017:  05:25:35

out of control again.

But not to worry..I have

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/28/2017:  06:21:02

another 312 months to go to find out the results from the brain scan to see if i can remember

The last marble game i was in

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2017:  07:00:05

saw me lose a few of my marbles, never mind a ball bearing or two.

Cats eyes were

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/28/2017:  09:06:57

from male tom cats for best results

I'll the other

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2017:  10:55:59

were just colored glass.

I still have a few Aggies but they

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/28/2017:  11:51:03

cracked easily from the powerful thrust from the masters hand

Steel balls come in handy

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2017:  14:19:57

but we got black balled if we used them.

The Marblemasters from Greenfield hated to see us coming because

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/28/2017:  14:50:13

he knew he couldn't control all of us at one time

Do you remember the fudging going on and

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2017:  15:10:34

all the other cheat tricks.

We carried our marbles in coffee cans but

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2017:  15:13:03

they rattled too loud for in class show and tell.

Miss Horschin made us

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2017:  16:56:04

put our marbles in the bottom drawer of her desk along with all the other contraband.

Later we found out she was 

J e f f - Posted - 05/28/2017:  18:53:27

moonlighting as a bouncer at Chuck E Cheese.

She once had to

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2017:  03:01:24

toss a gang of rowdy eight year olds for hoarding game tokens. 

She showed no mercy when

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2017:  04:09:04

their parents showed up with pitchforks and ball bats..

One of the kids had a slingshot and aimed it at

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2017:  09:44:54

the enormous wart on the end of Miss Horschin's nose.

He let fly and connected with a sickening

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2017:  10:26:24

"SPLAT" as the blood gushed from her nose.

Just at that time her phone rang and

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2017:  13:55:19

everyone made a break for the exit. 

The last anyone saw of her she was

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/29/2017:  17:11:50

on a bicycle leaving town

The sharks are

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2017:  18:48:39

down at Tim & Mac's Pool Hall standing watchfully as the wannabees strut their amateur stuff.

They'll soon move in

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2017:  01:46:06

and close that one down also.

Dumas Walker is next in line to

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2017:  02:39:58

be the homecoming queen. 

It's an honor he's wanted

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/30/2017:  06:03:16

for more that 10 years just show his grandchildren he was who he is

The garden seems to be

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2017:  07:17:47

sprouting up the green beans.

I think Scaggs planted the garden to close to

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2017:  07:37:13

the septic tank and all its leaky effluents.

Green is not the color

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2017:  08:42:41

I would chose for a hair dye.

It would clash with

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2017:  10:09:47

your purple eye lashes.

Orange would be a

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/30/2017:  11:32:42

would be a pleasant surprise for hair choices on o match my Harley

My tattoo is

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2017:  11:49:54

actually a lot of tattoos that have sort of melded together into one huge tattoo covering most of my body.

This part over here was

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2017:  14:40:15

picture of mother, but it's been covered over by my old flame Harley Holly.

Jailhouse tattoos are

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2017:  16:44:42

something nobody really knows about..

For some reason the inmates just seem to

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2017:  02:59:34

have nothing better to do than get inked. 

Of course, they are

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2017:  05:05:52

screwed and tattooed to begin with, so they may as well do it up good.

I'm glad I was able to escape

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/31/2017:  05:48:22

the jail term by joining the Marines

I had a friend

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2017:  07:31:25

who was drafted into the Marines during Viet Nam.

He surprised because he was blind in one eye, but they 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2017:  08:39:59

never looked at that eye anyway.

Gomer Pyle was one of the

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2017:  10:24:30

best singers in the USMC, but he wasn't very popular with his Sargent.

For some reason,

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2017:  13:04:35

Carter didn't cotton to tenors.

However,he was partial to