Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/25/2020:  17:07:02

regarding the whereabouts of local authorities after hours and before their accountability comes to play.

The Fat Cats involved

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2020:  03:08:42

object to being called “fat”.

They prefer to be called

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/26/2020:  05:35:53

early for dinner so they get their share of food.

A typical meal

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2020:  07:10:45

at Jimmy’s Lunch consists of hash and fried potatoes.

My brain got fried in the ‘60’s

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/26/2020:  07:42:31

at Jimmy’s Lunch, but it wasn’t from the food.

Seems there was

xmark - Posted - 10/26/2020:  09:38:21

always time for little desert afterwards, and a peddler selling his wares on the way out.

Coincidentally, I've often been shown the way out of certain eating establishments

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2020:  11:17:52

proving once again that “Get away from me you creep” isn’t sexy small talk.

I wish they would just

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2020:  12:26:56

understand that I’m not creepy, in spite of my ogling and leering.

I’ve been given the bum rush

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/26/2020:  14:43:54

most all of my life it seems.

However I can proudly say that

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/26/2020:  15:02:16

I’m not a quitter!

I will continue my irritating and obnoxious

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/26/2020:  17:28:45

behavior until they find me something else to do.

Has anyone heard the news about

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2020:  02:53:51

my obese Aunt Fanny who backed into a fan?

It was a disaster the likes of which

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2020:  03:49:29

Boris, the local butcher, had never seen.

Aunt Fanny made a slow recovery

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/27/2020:  07:50:45

and makes it a point to stay away from moving objects.

These day her and Boris like to

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2020:  08:29:36

reminisce about the good old days.

Those never actually existed, but

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/27/2020:  11:16:30

Fanny likes to re-live the fun filled fantasy of finding her fanny firmly fixed in the fan on a frigid Friday in February far from friends and free healthcare. 



She claims the story is real but

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 10/27/2020 11:21:10

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2020:  13:56:38

most people say she’s an f’ing liar.

She only lies when her lips move

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2020:  16:48:16

and is considering going into politics.

She figures that’s

xmark - Posted - 10/28/2020:  09:47:32

with such a chequered past, she won't have to worry about anyone dredging up a sex scandal that wasn't already revealed from the beginning of her campaign.

Plus, with her experience in wooing customers and stretching the truth,

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2020:  10:19:59

she’ll be able to pull the wool over any eyes of the unwashed masses.

Her campaign bus

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/28/2020:  10:39:04

is a modified 49 REO cattle hauler with a transplanted 58 Chrysler Hemi and TourqeFlite transmission.

This configuration provides the opportunity

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/28/2020:  14:23:39

to show off the 392 in all its glory and its push button torqueflight.

She can cruise through several

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2020:  17:18:15

red lights with impunity.

Other drivers don’t dare

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2020:  17:34:58

get on her bad side.

Fanny has a reputation

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2020:  04:38:28

that precedes everything but her ample bosom.

That enters the room

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/29/2020:  09:41:52

busting through the doorway well before the rest of her body.

Fanny was exercising one day

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2020:  09:45:05

and she fell forward flat on her face.

Uncle Ferd wrenched his back lifting her

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/29/2020:  10:30:54

and they had to call the rescue squad to save both of them.

Dr. Strangelove said that it was an absolute miracle that

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2020:  11:41:22

the floor joists held.

If they had collapsed

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2020:  11:59:58

old Morty in the basement suite would have had a heart attack.

I’ve been around the block a few times

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/29/2020:  13:23:14

and I usually wear my best walking shoes.

But today

just-nosey - Posted - 10/29/2020:  15:09:55

my log boots were wet so its the Louis Vuittons.

However, by chance, oddly, just then the door bell rang as the FedEx guy was knocking

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/29/2020:  15:34:50

around my next door neighbor.

Luckily the UPS feller showed up when

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2020:  02:58:26

just as the U. S. Postal Service driver arrived.

They asked if I wanted to join them in a game of bridge

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/30/2020:  07:05:23

chicken, where each driver in his perspective work truck faces off, one at each end of the bridge. 



The trucks then

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 10/30/2020 07:07:08

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2020:  07:21:37

blow a gasket as they rev up to 7,000 rpm.

They don’t make trucks like they used to

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/30/2020:  08:27:15

, these days they're made out of plastic mostly.

Seems like every

xmark - Posted - 10/30/2020:  09:21:42

little thing is made of plastic anymore, including money.

(see youtube.com/watch?v=9ib-CUl--0E )
Nothing is sacred anymore, and the trend has been in place for many years, take for example

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2020:  12:58:44

my favorite peanut butter.

It used to come in a glass jar, but now

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2020:  13:39:07

it’s in a vinyl type jar that leeches out toxins.

These toxins killed John Henry

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/30/2020:  14:52:31

who was a great banjo player by his own admission.

He liked chunky

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/30/2020:  15:18:41

peanut butter and pre-war Mastertone banjo's as well.

His favorite musician was

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2020:  15:57:16

JD Crowe’s brother, DJ Eworc, a high rollin’ fiddler in Louisville.

Don’t ever mess with his bow

xmark - Posted - 10/30/2020:  21:40:26

flex workout machine.

It's strung so tight, it'll throw you clear across

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2020:  03:30:13

the room and leave you sitting in a painful heap wondering how you got there.

It could be worse,

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2020:  09:15:42

you might not have any marbles left to wonder about anything at all.

A fiddler needs a strong bow arm

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/31/2020:  11:33:46

to offset his propensity toward using dyslexic names as an alias

He is now know as Elrae Sggurcs who

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2020:  15:45:28

is a mirror image of an iconic banjo player.

According to some folks, he

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2020:  16:01:44

stole every lick Earl played before 1957.

He now lives on a foggy mountain