chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2018:  13:41:19

tripping over my tongue.

Perhaps a solution

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2018:  13:48:30

would be a shorter tongue.

However, I've heard that

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2018:  14:08:49

shorter tongues don't "wag" so much.

But then again a short tongue might

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2018:  20:22:23

go with a short fuse.

Then the fireworks sart

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2018:  02:41:27

Chuck,,what is sart?

A whole lot a banging going

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 08/01/2018:  03:18:19

to be required for folks to understand what constitutes a sentence.

Now that the fireworks have sarted,

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2018:  05:19:34

my dog has hidden himself under the bed.



He won’t come out

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banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2018:  06:23:06

till the banging is over.

Get your earplugs ready and just

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2018:  08:06:27

injoi da show, cuz it won't be bak fer many a dai.

Alphabets are becoming extinct

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2018:  14:44:53

because of reckless use of bloodless castrators.

The word doctors are

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2018:  03:40:02

becoming a joke to everyone.

Never the less,, Dr. Kildare will be

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2018:  04:26:56

be seen in perpetuity on syndicated re-runs.

Some folks have memorized

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2018:  07:06:33

how to perform brain surgery.

But one slip of the hand and

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2018:  07:59:19

it's back to the salt mines.

A sawbones work is never

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2018:  16:31:20

done, at least until the tie on the toe tag.

At that point, there's

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2018:  02:43:34

nothing for the Dr. to do eccept,,,,,,,,go back to med school.

Then they write home for money and

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2018:  04:02:07

try to explain to their parents that they did nothing wrong.

That won’t work because

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2018:  07:12:07

mom and dad were in college once also.

HEY! It's rough going for a college student not having

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2018:  07:56:41

any impulse control.

The temptations are

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2018:  10:11:53

omnipresent, and your stop button disappears when you leave home.

I've been paying for

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2018:  12:51:34

a few mistakes in that area.

But if you play your cards right you

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2018:  14:50:24

might actually win a few dollars.

It's more likely that

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2018:  04:16:31

the others will win your dollars.

Early to bed,Early to rise, makes a man

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2018:  06:37:57

completely unaware of what’s on late night TV.

He’ll also be

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2018:  07:18:03

the one to get the early worm.

Some earlybirds

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2018:  08:06:30

end up being breakfast for even earlier rising predators.

It’s a case of

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chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2018:  15:27:31

sleeping with one eye open.

A toothpick will help

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2018:  17:07:21

clean your teeth.

Don't fall for that old

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/05/2018:  02:06:29

game of ,"you pick my teeth and I'll pick yours"

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2018:  09:44:19

with Dunlop thumb picks.

Don't ever play the blues

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OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2018:  04:07:38

at a retreat for depressed matrons.

You will end up

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2018:  05:35:36

in the retreat yourself.

Always play lively music when

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2018:  08:01:22

your crooked friends are safecracking in the back room.

I've decided to take dance lessons

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2018:  13:19:05

at the local senior center.

I'm hoping to meet a

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2018:  16:09:26

female with boo-coos of money.

Then maybe I won't have to

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2018:  16:53:13

busk at the town square anymore.

Judge Hardkayce threw the book at me

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2018:  18:27:26

and hit hit me just above my right eye.

A couple inches lower and

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banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2018:  18:45:21

Ouch,,he just hit me again!!

Stop that or I'm going to

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2018:  18:47:28

do something wrong.

And when I say “wrong”, I mean

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2018:  19:52:08

an act so despicable even G'nsville Richard will shrink in horror.

That'll show'em where the bear shat in the buckwheat

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2018:  02:48:13

which we hope someone with clearly mark So hikers won’t step in it.

That happened to

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2018:  03:17:27

a friend of mine..WHEW!!,,What a stinky-poo that was.

But don'tcha know,,he turned right around and

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2018:  08:12:21

and went to the Marauding Bear Union Office to file a complaint.

Yogi was there

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2018:  14:42:07

so I guess you know what a confusion that was..

Anyway,they got the issue

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 08/07/2018:  15:18:32

passed on to the appropriate subcommittee.

Meanwhile, Smokie was in the corner

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2018:  20:57:46

rolling up a doobie.

His days are numbered

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2018:  03:31:16

ever since they found a cute female bear raiding the picnic baskets.

She’s very photogenic and

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/08/2018:  03:52:28

doesn't seem to be shy of Yogi.

But ya never can tell about

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2018:  05:03:59

those female bears.

Especially when they have