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OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2018:  04:19:00


or maybe a sultry hillbilly girl who plays a nice dobro.

Either way, I’ll

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/29/2018:  04:46:23


be stuck with her.

Never mind all of

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2018:  04:47:49


the other attractive ladies living in hill country.

They’ll just have to wait until

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2018:  08:19:31


I’m sick and tired of hearing that whiny slide on the g string.

I’m also going to erect

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2018:  13:29:43


a backyard man cave.

I want it

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2018:  03:07:36


female proof,,HA,HA,,so they can't get out.

Which doesn't mean that they are

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2018:  07:44:07


going to take that lying down.

A woman’s wrath

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2018:  03:30:31


is frightening to behold and I’ve beheld it many times.

It’s probably because

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/01/2018:  04:43:19


I provoke them to much.

Have you got anything to

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2018:  05:12:32


share with us, concerning either physical or mental scars?

My last wife wielded a mean frying pan

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2018:  05:21:54


but couldn’t cook worth a damn.

She was so bad in the kitchen, we used to

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/01/2018:  13:33:44


the dog ran away.

I bought her a Betty Crocker book but

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2018:  13:50:01


Uncle Ben came over and threw it in the fireplace.

I settled for sardines and crackers

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2018:  15:48:24


but, after six months, I’m getting tired of them.

It would be nice if

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/02/2018:  04:43:54


I could have steak and potatoes.

You know,,It does a person good to

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2018:  08:15:34


lash your significant other to the bedpost for an hour or two.

My endorphin release

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2018:  03:08:33


is almost overwhelmingly strong.

If I could bottle it

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/03/2018:  04:15:57


it would go stagnant in two minutes.

Some folks are way

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2018:  06:45:06


too picky about their choices concerning shoelaces.

I like mine

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2018:  04:05:04


with titanium aglets engraved with my family crest.

They are not inexpensive, but

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/04/2018:  05:41:57


at $.05 each,,I can afford them once a year.

After that I just use

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2018:  07:55:59


baker twine after rubbing candle wax on them.

There are many ways to cut costs

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2018:  14:06:55


but none works as well as dying.

Once you’re gone,

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2018:  04:22:20


Someone else will prosper from your treasures.

If you don't have

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2018:  04:30:08


dental insurance you’ll never have a root canal.

My dentist warns me

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2018:  05:44:13


that gnawing on bison bones is going to wear down my teeth.

He suggests that I switch to

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/06/2018:  02:57:18


a softer bone like sheep bones.

Anyway it will

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2018:  07:48:06


soon no longer be an issue because I’m having all my teeth removed.

I plan to use them for

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2018:  08:25:46


the dental poster boy ad depicting negligence and sloth.

I’m in arrears

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2018:  17:03:31


on all of my bills.

I haven’t paid

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2018:  17:20:06


the fiddler in months.

I believe my karma

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/06/2018:  21:54:57


just ran over your dogma.

It is now in a coma from the trauma

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/07/2018:  04:42:06


and maybe it will survive.

But if it doesn't we'll just

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2018:  07:16:28


a new dogma to replace it.

I don't mean to be dogmatic, but

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/08/2018:  08:29:16


I don't like cats.

And that's what

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2018:  08:32:31


I told my battleaxe neighbor after her 6 cats defecated in my rose garden.

She threatened to poison Rover

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2018:  13:45:25


and I honestly think she’s capable of it.

I don’t know what to do about

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/09/2018:  04:37:44


the cats but I could strangle her.

Key Lime pie is the

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2018:  09:04:57


big deal in Key West this week.

Some Liverpool limeys attended

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2018:  10:14:33


a Gin and Tonic convention.

The participants seemed to be having a great time until they all

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2018:  07:13:52


fell into the hotel pool.

No one cared

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2018:  08:15:46


except the cleaning crew.

They had to

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2018:  11:18:18


work overtime on that one.

But after

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2018:  11:52:31


few hours the place was spic & span for the next mob of drunken conventioneers.

If I owned a hotel

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2018:  14:47:53


I would not be writing to you now.

Work would be

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2018:  18:46:57


backed up with no help.

It's better to just

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2018:  20:18:36


blow the place up and build a grass hut in Baja Mexico.



Dropping out is my thing


Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/10/2018 20:19:42

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2018:  03:33:16


but every time I drop out, someone drops in to visit.

I end up

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/11/2018:  06:50:39


dropping back in just to get away from the drop outs.

But if someone was to

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2018:  07:19:53


drop me a ten spot I’d be happy.

Fins and double sawbucks

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