chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2014:  21:35:07

protect her body parts.

A girlfriend without eyebrows

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2014:  03:32:00

should have her tweezers taken away.

It's hard to lose your lover

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2014:  03:51:52

over an eyebrow mishap.

If you live in "copperhead" snake country,never never

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2014:  04:31:29

poke around under brush piles with your bare hands.

You might

jistgreg - Posted - 08/07/2014:  09:16:52

find what you're looking for. 

Once I was looking for a few good men, but then I remembered 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2014:  11:48:43

that I was hetero.

Five easy pieces

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2014:  11:59:11

was a really fine movie.

It starred one of

jistgreg - Posted - 08/07/2014:  12:12:13

the silver screen's stellar substantialities:  Sally Struthers. 

Don't blink, or

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2014:  14:32:29

she may double in size.

I know that's not a

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/07/2014:  17:33:43

nice thing to say but facts are facts

I'll be back in three or four days so I can

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2014:  17:39:23

take on the lot of you scurvy sea dogs.

You will rue the day when I

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2014:  20:52:09

make you walk the plank and end up in Davey Jones' locker.

I'm taking the last train to Clarksville

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/08/2014:  04:07:21

so you won't be able to follow me.

Dang!! Grandpa done went and

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2014:  06:23:16

added another train to Clarksville to the schedule.

I hate it when he

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2014:  06:49:17

does that,,that senile old codger needs a a new hearing aid.



Instead,I'm robbing the

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/08/2014 06:50:19

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2014:  07:45:16

cookie jar to buy myself something I've always want.

Don't tell anyone, but it's

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2014:  04:30:53

Saturday morning here in Andover.

This will be Saturday night coming up and

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2014:  06:10:29

they'll be playing "Please Come to Boston" over and over again at the dance.

"New York,New York" is not

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2014:  07:05:44

my favorite song, but it's quite popular with the patrons of the piano bar downtown.

They're not really fond of

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2014:  09:07:21

Spike Jones or Gene Sullivan

They want the Beetles so they can

Edited by - banjoscotty on 08/09/2014 09:08:17

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2014:  09:25:21

sing along with "When I'm Sixty Four" and giggle over the irony.

Their sense of humor

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2014:  14:03:14

is pretty lame and leaves me limp.

Lonesome George Gobel

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2014:  17:12:10

was someone I found very funny.

I particularly liked

MWBailey - Posted - 08/09/2014:  20:05:48

when he made amusing noises.

Sometimes at night, I have a quick

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2014:  20:11:04

peek out the window,to see if anyone is looking in.

One time

MWBailey - Posted - 08/10/2014:  02:30:35

I saw a strange man in a rubber mackinaw, playing a banjo.

This was weird, because

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2014:  05:09:52

I realized someone had place a mirror outside my window.

It was a moment of self

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2014:  05:43:52

realization and I pledged to improve my image.

So nowadays I

jistgreg - Posted - 08/10/2014:  06:27:12

use smokeless tobacco and only spit when I can pretend no one is looking. 

Speaking of smokeless, 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2014:  13:18:37

I think I need a valve job on my car. 

It is starting to 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2014:  15:35:07

choke Sgt. O'Hara whenever I drive past his speed trap.

Last week he

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/10/2014:  16:05:45

called out the swat people to chase me down

this week was a

jistgreg - Posted - 08/10/2014:  17:20:33

repeat of last week. 

If something doesn't change next week, 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2014:  17:46:48

I'm going to have to get a new life. 

I wonder where 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2014:  18:21:48

they dole out new lives?

I can't remember

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/11/2014:  02:05:02

anyone receiving a new life in this world.

This 38 pistol will not accept the

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2014:  02:38:52

44 magnum shells I have. 

How will I

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2014:  06:56:03

rob the Glendale train?

Maybe I can borrow

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2014:  07:11:30

either a 44 Mag or some 38 shells. 

Either way

jistgreg - Posted - 08/11/2014:  10:42:43

I could dynamite the baggage car. 

I don't THINK there'll be

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2014:  10:59:57

any hobos ridin' the rails today- it's the national Hobo and Drifter Holiday.

Free grub at

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2014:  11:56:31

was available at the squatters camp down at the big bend in the river. 

You could get

jistgreg - Posted - 08/11/2014:  14:31:26

a cup of coffee for $9 if you wanted the free grub. 

Bait-and-switch or grubs for bait, 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/11/2014:  15:11:14

which do you prefer

the news says you have to

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2014:  16:43:25

choose one or the other but I'm not sure that's true. 

Why can't you just

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2014:  17:21:40

dynamite the river to get fish?

That would also

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/11/2014:  17:23:36

bring your own food?

The late 1930's was good because

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2014:  17:35:13

a Popsicle only cost 3 cents,a loaf of bread 10.

Truck driver wages were

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/11/2014 17:36:01

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2014:  18:11:29

not what they are today and the trucks were far more primitive. 

However, the regulations