OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2022:  13:11:17

were not beasts of Burdon for Eric.

They were

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2022:  19:29:58

rolling stones with no fixed address.

Dave Clark Five has gone AWOL

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2022:  03:58:16

but they shouldn’t be difficult to find.

They’re never far from

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2022:  08:43:25

going off the deep end.

The British Invasion

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2022:  04:32:01

was interesting in that many of those musicians had been heavily influenced by North American artists.

It was sort of

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2022:  09:06:21

reverse psychology

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2022:  09:22:44

Addendum:

Muddy Waters went to England

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2022:  03:25:08

and leased a flat overlooking the River Thames .

He liked the view but

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/22/2022:  04:33:42

hated the stairs-only access to his 5th floor flat.

Eventually

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2022:  08:37:31

he sailed the ocean blue.

Chicago blues

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/22/2022:  09:17:10

are the heartbeat of the “Windy City”.

Texas Blues

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2022:  17:58:10

were Stevie Ray Vaughan’s claim to fame.

He was one of the

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2022:  19:23:06

hired guitar slingers in those parts, and even in parts unknown.

He never played a banjo

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2022:  03:19:33

that I’m aware of.

However, he did

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2022:  06:40:01

have an extensive collection of Fender Stratocasters all tuned down 1/2 step.

Maybe

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2022:  09:31:55

he wasn’t quite in step with the times.

He scoffed at trends

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2022:  11:47:22

in leisure suits and disco balls.

I did hear that

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2022:  15:40:09

at one time The Beaver kicked Wally out of their shared bedroom.

The problem

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2022:  17:11:30

was Wally’s explosive flatulence.

His farts literally could be heard

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2022:  18:09:35

in Ward and June’s room, ruining many a romantic tussle.

Beav snapped one night

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2022:  03:27:59

and chased Wally around the house with a cleaver.

He didn’t see the irony

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/24/2022:  05:50:06

until Ward lowered the boom and settled the affair.

Meanwhile

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2022:  10:12:46

June went to the hairdresser and peeled rubber with their snazzy Chrysler.

Ward was fit to be tied

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2022:  11:47:45

so he called his mistress and arranged a tryst.

He thought he

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2022:  18:31:01

had the best of both worlds.

But June went on a bender

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2022:  03:19:25

and found herself naked and locked in a passionate embrace with Fred Rutherford.

Lumpy’ s horrified cry startled

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/25/2022:  03:37:06

the entire neighborhood and was heard all the way to Eddie Haskell’s house.

Eddie came running

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2022:  08:31:41

, video camera in hand.

His new YouTube channel

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2022:  18:35:28

has already been monetized which is some sort of record.

He’s also developed a sideline selling

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2022:  19:38:36

life-size replicas of June’s apron.

June demanded a percentage

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2022:  04:20:59

which Eddie was loathe to give her so he tried dissuading her with unctuous flattery.

June was used to his smarmy nature and was

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/26/2022:  06:06:04

increasingly agitated that Eddie was selling aprons emboldened with her nude picture.

June soon became

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2022:  09:26:44

the talk of the town.

Ward went on a bender

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/26/2022:  11:07:06

bar hopping around the town and ended up at Grim Jim’s.

Eventually

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2022:  11:39:24

it was time for a commercial break.

The ads included

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2022:  11:45:21

Pepsident and Geritol plugs, as well as Marlborough ads.

The Beaver took up smoking

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2022:  17:08:21

but he couldn’t afford to buy cigarettes so he became known as Beaver the Bum.

He didn’t

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/27/2022:  17:02:53

really know much about flying, but Jethro bought an airplane anyway.

Granny

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2022:  19:40:31

cut the wings off right quick, knowing what a klutz he was.

So Jethro just taxied around the grounds for hours

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2022:  04:14:21

chopping down most of the shrubbery and the cabana before crashing into the cement pond.

For several minutes

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/28/2022:  07:26:04

he floated motionless and stunned as he starred at Ellie Mae sunbathing at pools edge.

She

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2022:  07:29:41

was preoccupied writing a Dear John letter to Dash Riprock.



When she noticed Jethro

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Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/28/2022 07:42:03

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2022:  17:36:21

she flipped him the bird and wrapped herself in a towel.

Jethro was stunned

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2022:  19:32:26

into another dimension.

He decided to hit the trendy Hollywood clubs that evening

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2022:  03:33:49

and put on his best overalls and flannel shirt.

The bouncer at the first

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/29/2022:  11:06:35

club took a liking to Jethro and hit on him.

Soon Jethro realized

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2022:  11:24:43

that he had crossed over to the other team and rather liked it.

Thoughts of Ellie Mae no longer

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2022:  11:31:04

stirred his loins.

He figured he’d become a swinger

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/29/2022:  15:06:14

so he wound up in the park swinging on the playground equipment.

It wasn’t long