Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/24/2020:  08:49:43

mutiny.

When they walk the plank

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2020:  11:05:37

there’s so much whining and complaining.

What are they hoping

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/24/2020:  11:21:11

when they say they were just kidding...to live?

One said hold my beer

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2020:  14:25:16

, watch this, and then smashed the plank into smithereens with an axe.

The mutinous crew

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/24/2020:  15:10:00

set sail for the South Seas, where the admiralty would not bother to search for them.

The voyage

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/24/2020:  15:23:41

led them into the waters of a Russian nuclear submarine.



They broke into the Volga boatmen song

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OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2020:  03:40:09

which amused the submariners greatly.

They surfaced next to the mutineers and

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2020:  05:16:53

joined the singing with some stunning 5 part harmony.

The 5th part entailed 4ths and 6ths

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/25/2020:  05:52:54

which made their grandparents wire them money.

They began gambling

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2020:  07:24:36

and the mutineers quickly wiped out the combined resources of the submarine crew.

However when they tried to

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/25/2020:  12:45:51

spend their money, they found no place to use it.

So they began quarreling among

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2020:  14:28:00

themselves about the nature of currency and free exchange.

The supply siders were contending

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2020:  14:30:31

they dropped out of Macroeconomics 101.

Hence, their default plan

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/25/2020:  16:56:16

banned any taxes but tariffs.

They were opposed by

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/25/2020:  20:25:44

their own arguments. Everyone was scratching their heads.

Till they pulled into Macau

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2020:  20:28:40

with ten macaws on their shoulders.

Nobody had a peg leg

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2020:  02:43:45

but more than a few were sporting eye patches.

There were also

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/26/2020:  11:59:13

plenty of fireworks since it was Macau.

So they decided to celebrate by

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/26/2020:  14:43:30

by singing the Strrrr Spungl'd Banrrrr.

Authorities began to close in

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2020:  15:14:56

with billy clubs raised.

Just then a bolt of lightning

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/26/2020:  18:09:30

hit a nearby fireworks factory.

In the ensuing conflagration, our crew

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2020:  03:07:29

took advantage of the confusion and and blended in with a bus load of tourists from Toronto.

They headed off on the bus to

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/27/2020:  07:08:29

cross the newly constructed bridge into Hong Kong.



Once there

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chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2020:  11:31:17

they flung dung.



Egg foo yung was ordered

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OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2020:  12:10:57

but they're still waiting for the delivery driver to show up.

They are beginning to

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/27/2020:  14:56:40

worry about being cut off from the mainland.

So they are looking for

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/27/2020:  16:55:58

a ship to commandeer.

They boarded an oil tanker

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2020:  17:06:07

filled with hash oil.

Nobody could stop laughing

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2020:  05:34:51

and they ate several hundred packages of Chips Ahoy cookies.

Afterwards they

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/28/2020:  13:03:23

fell into a deep sleep.

That led to

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2020:  15:00:58

a cacophony of loud farting and belching.

It was enough to

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/29/2020:  05:24:49

produce enough methane, in a small enclosed space, for an explosion.

The sound convinced many tourists

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2020:  05:43:59

to seek another destination.

However, there

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2020:  08:14:16

was destiny and fate to be considered.

I beseech all of you to refrain

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2020:  16:58:06

from telling me you know how I feel.

I know from experience

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/30/2020:  04:43:42

that everyone is clueless.

This provided me solace

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/30/2020:  04:48:43

as I sheltered in space.

Out there no one bothers me

OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2020:  06:06:24

except the voices in my head.

I wish they would be

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/30/2020:  06:26:27

predicting the future.

But at least I know

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chuckv97 - Posted - 03/30/2020:  08:11:32

the past.

Don’t be cruel

OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2020:  09:01:50

to those who crewel for they are often kept in stitches.

It’s a twist of fate that

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/30/2020:  11:38:48

I was eating a pretzel at that very moment.



I stopped chewing

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OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2020:  12:19:08

when I sensed something creeping up behind me.



I started to turn when suddenly 

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chuckv97 - Posted - 03/30/2020:  12:42:56

I was swept into another dimension.

I’ll have to tell my sawbones to change my meds

OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2020:  13:13:57

to make sure this keeps happening.

I haven't had this much fun since

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/30/2020:  17:18:30

I discovered how to produce gravity.

But I don't remember which dimension

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2020:  03:21:58

I started out in so getting back is an iffy proposition at best.

It’s not all bad however, I never really

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2020:  08:14:18

took a shine to my original dimension.

My life there was a series of

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/31/2020:  10:11:05

wars, famines, and plagues.



Now I wake up to cotton candy

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