OM45GE - Posted - 08/25/2018:  16:26:28

made the feel comfortable about their country ‘s colonial past.

Whenever they visited

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/25/2018:  21:56:21

Fenway and saw Bogaerts, they bowed their heads in shame.

The chickens have come home to

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2018:  02:38:43

get penned in the coup for the night.

The wolves are howling and

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2018:  14:34:22

it makes me feel a little uneasy.

I worry that

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2018:  14:58:43

not having enough ammo for the 50 cal..

I guess I could use the rocket launcher except

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2018:  16:05:50

the last time I did that, the neighbors got quite upset.

I made it worse when I told them

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 08/26/2018:  16:46:44

,"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you".

That line always causes

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/26/2018:  20:46:09

talk of a violent political coup.

Never be a sheep

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2018:  03:46:34

in wolves clothing.

Wolves are creatures of habit,,they like to

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2018:  06:34:38

watch Laverne and Shirley reruns every night at 8:00 PM.

If they miss the show,

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2018:  09:46:59

they ask Wile. E. Coyote for the right to watch his recorded show.

Don’t call me Shirley

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2018:  11:02:02

when we are in public.

All the other folks around here

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2018:  03:13:32

Say, “Shirley you jest” and then giggle like fools.

They’re amused by

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2018:  05:57:51

the way Shirley sways her hips.

Not only that but they

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/28/2018:  08:42:09

we’re never shir if Laverne was her real name.

Some folks hide

Craig_B - Posted - 08/28/2018:  12:13:12

their addictions well.

I, on the other hand,

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2018:  16:02:54

don't have any.

Those two black and tan coon dogs that I have are

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2018:  18:04:53

neurotic as hell.

They think they’re

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/28/2018:  18:04:55

hooked on kibbles.

I tried to wean them off

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2018:  18:06:05

by substituting the neighbor’s cat.

Not they

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2018:  05:48:42

just lay around and meow all the time.

Cats are the only animals that will

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2018:  08:34:44

pay you back for teasing them.

My galpal’s cat

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2018:  12:38:39

is a devious SOB.

It crept up behind me and

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2018:  13:16:48

slobbered all over my back.   youtu.be/PkhPuH8G5Hg



I’ll throw out his litter box

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OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2018:  14:27:25

but my galpal hasn't cleaned it in years.

It weighs about seven tons and smells like

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2018:  18:53:34

50 cats worth of crap.

they say cats have nine lives but

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2018:  19:21:10

my tabby only had seven, after being caught in the hay baler a bunch of times chasing after mice.

Our old barn

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2018:  03:42:17

was a perfect playground for cats.

The mice

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2018:  04:25:26

Didn't last too long.

Never feed a cat if you want

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/30/2018:  06:42:32

him to leave home.

At 16 they should hit the road

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2018:  07:30:21

hard enough to leave a lasting impression.

Hopefully that will take care of

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2018:  09:19:03

the 9th life.

If not just keep shooting and

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2018:  18:02:58

eventually the wretched creature will expire.

Then you can heave a sigh of relief and

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/30/2018:  18:04:53

tell your galpal the big stink is over.

“Til death do you part”

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2018:  18:22:31

has become a goal for me.

It’s my only hope that 

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banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2018:  02:11:03

she feels the same way.

If not,then we'll have to

OM45GE - Posted - 08/31/2018:  03:29:06

part without death.

That would change

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 08/31/2018:  04:40:16

the balance in my bank account drastically.

The last time she left, she took

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2018:  06:09:48

everything I had.

that's why there's nothing for

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/31/2018:  09:24:22

the mistress to blow at WalMart.

Those $3 T shirts

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2018:  11:40:42

are a waste of money.

On the other hand the $22 ones

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2018:  02:56:25

are worth less than $3.

Walmart has taken

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2018:  06:41:32

the best years of my life.

My job as greeter

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2018:  13:04:44

didn't change my attitude any.

Then they moved me up to

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/03/2018:  13:33:46

Saskatoon in the middle of winter.

Things changed a lot when

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2018:  17:26:36

my longjohns kept icing up.

I might migrate south

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2018:  04:26:02

just as soon as this ice storm breaks.

I like cooler weather but my goodness gracious sakes alive,,
can't they just

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2018:  12:57:25

find a happy medium?

Forty below zero is just

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2018:  14:10:55

a tad below my comfort level.

Money can be made, though,